Errr, would you?

[Northerndave666]

Browsing East Mids ladies and came across this profile

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I am lost for words !

[vorian]

No but someone will, there is a market for everything no matter how bizarre.

[SirFrank]

Not my cup of tea but each to their own. Judging by her feedback she provides a good service to punters who like big women

[myothernameis]

Q. will you sit on my face
A. yes

 

[SirFrank]

Q. will you sit on my face
A. yes

 

Fucking hell that will end in tears

[vorian]

Fucking hell that will end in tears

And a visit to A&E

[pleasure]

Would I? Hell yes, I fully intend to. I gather there won't be much interest in the review after then?

[Persie]

No but someone will, there is a market for everything no matter how bizarre.

This is the market for hef-a-lela-lumps...lol

[dilettante]

Fucking hell that will end in tears

Teears or tairs?

[DannyJames]

I have little time for the obese and even less time for the fat acceptance movement. They are a disgrace.

Plenty is said about benefit scroungers and non-contributing immigrants (quite rightly, on both counts) but obesity will cripple the nhs and we do little about it. Just stop fucking eating so much.

[captaincrunch]

Fuck me her pictures give me the horn.

Defo maybe not for 160 though.

[rockharders]

phwoar. her body looks exactly like Mr Creosote in Monty Pythons meaning of life.

[berksboy]

I have little time for the obese and even less time for the fat acceptance movement. They are a disgrace.

Plenty is said about benefit scroungers and non-contributing immigrants (quite rightly, on both counts) but obesity will cripple the nhs and we do little about it. Just stop fucking eating so much.

       You Sir are so right , just see this External Link/Members Only   

[Ali Katt]

I wonder how many survive her facesitting.

[Rochdull lad]

I think she's actually got quite a pleasant smile.  However, we don't go punting for pleasant smiles, do we?

[mattylondon]

Browsing East Mids ladies and came across this profile

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I am lost for words !

Absolutely fucking gross and disgusting. 

She's a one way ticket to a heart attack and premature death, but there are some very strange folk out there who find her most appealing. To each their own, I guess. 

Imagine that face sitting on you? Probably still got shit on her arse, due to an inability to reach and wipe her arse properly.

[James999]

She's got an arse crack on the FRONT of her body 

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[whiterussian]

i dont look at these links anymore because of my photographic memory.  I always chuckle at the comments and wonder if HP will register his seal of approval.  I wonder what HP classes as a minger?

[mattylondon]

i dont look at these links anymore because of my photographic memory.  I always chuckle at the comments and wonder if HP will register his seal of approval.  I wonder what HP classes as a minger?

A rotting corpse.   

[dilettante]

I think she's actually got quite a pleasant smile.  However, we don't go punting for pleasant smiles, do we?

It's surprising how the personality of fat cunts often changes when they do go on a diet, lose masses of weight, and start to exist as a realistic speciman of a human being - they turn into serious, determined, self-contained people in fact, as opposed to parodies of the same with glucose-fuelled grins and the bobbing puppetry of belarded body mechanisms.

[mattylondon]

It's surprising how the personality of fat cunts often changes when they do go on a diet, lose masses of weight, and start to exist as a realistic speciman of a human being - they turn into serious, determined, self-contained people in fact, as opposed to parodies of the same with glucose-fuelled grins.

Tis true, but we all know that deep down, grossly obese people don't make for happy people.