External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThe last time I TOFTT it was very good and I did a very positive review. However, this one was the polar apposite...
I'm not really into super skinny body types, so this SP took my fancy and decided to take a punt and see what happens.
Upon my arrival I called to let her know I was there, only for her to tell me that the landlord is there fixing the boiler and he'll be another 30-45 mins. I let her know that I'm not really happy about this and she apologises and say she'll make it up to me, so I decide to wait (I should've trusted my instincts...)
15 Mins later she lets me know she's ready and gives me the flat number.
I arrive in the flat, only to be met by a completely different person (Romanian) who can barely speak two English words!
So with a lot of gesticulating and translation app, she eventually manages to explain that they "share" the profile. That is probably not even allowed by AW and if it is, surely you should mention it on the profile FFS
She also says that I can only have half hour because it's almost her home time. I tell her that I booked an hour and that it's not my fault there was a delay. She reluctantly agrees, but then she says that the fee is actually £120 p/h instead of the advertised £100 p/h. I explain that I only brought £100 as that is what it said on the profile. She then agrees and we get started. I contemplated walking, but thought fuck it, I might as well stay...
The punt itself was nothing special, very mechanical, just going through the motions. The girls was ok, skinnier than the one on the profile, but not too skinny. I guess everything just killed my mood, so I couldn't finish and ended up leaving after 30 mins anyway.
I was so pissed off that the bitch had the audacity to tell me she'll make it up to me and all the extras she'll do when she knew I was not even going to be seeing her! She was probably not even in the same town!!
And then on the way home I realised the whole landlord boiler thing was also BS. It was most likely bookings that overran.
Ah well, lesson learned I suppose.
