Warning this is a review about TS girls. If they are not your thing do not read any further. But the pics are friendly for those who are curious. There's no dick pics.
This review is a negative for a few reasons. But I won't be completely biased. I will consider the pros and cons. From my review I think the cons outweigh the pros by quite a margin and for that reason I've ranked this review negative and not positive.
Pros:
Price: 30mins for £100 and 1 hour for £150. Good prices.
Location: 1 minute walk from earls court station. Fabulous.
Accommodation: it's a whorehouse. Mixture of woman and of course her (the TS escort) there. The room was tidy and quite spacious.
Looks: convincing and tall. The ass is quite big. She dresses well. Nice tattoos. Slim but curvy in the right places and thick legs. Nice face. Either way good quality at £100.
Comms: very good. English is good enough to understand. Texts and calls occasionally enough to check up on you. Fast replies and easy to arrange a punt.
Attitude: good, friendly and horny.
Services: one of the best blowjobs I've received from a TS considering she only gave OW which was a let down. But her bj game was seriously good. I was impressed. She recorded sucking my dick on her Snapchat. Had me thinking maybe I should start doing some amateur TS vids 😂😂
And that folks is all I can say is good about this TS hooker. Now onto the negatives.
Cons:
Looks: pics aren't all as accurate. The lips are clearly photoshopped. She does not have a lip job. She appears shorter and more convincing in her ad pics. Might be the make up, but she looks a bit different. She's attractive in person but her face doesn't really reflect what you see in the ad pics. But it is somewhat similar. In conclusion it's not the end of the world but it's something to notice.
Disorganised: I arrived at the door she wasn't even in. She went out. I had to meet her outside the door. She didn't even have a key. She was buzzing alot and banging on the window. I was waiting outside for 3 minutes.
Not good. I like things extra discreet when I'm with prossies and especially a TS. The location is not discreet. It's on the main road. People are walking around and seeing us together. I do not like being seen with any prossy in public.
Not Spanish: she says she's Spanish. This is a bag of bullshit. She is probably Polish or Romanian. All the hookers in that whorehouse when they speak in their native tongue don't sound remotely Spanish, Portuguese, Italian or Latino etc. If you've been around Eastern European hookers you can spot and smell bullshit straight away when they claim to be Spanish just by the way they speak English and their native tongue. It sounded Eastern European. Once again not a big deal but I don't see the reason to lie in your ad.
Personally for me age, cock size and nationality doesn't matter to me much as long as the service is good. Anyway I'll get to that later in this punt review.
Hygiene: absolutely terrible. During the punt I asked to rim her. Her ass looked nasty and crazy. Seemed a bit hairy and she was wiping her asscrack in front of me. Guessing she had a dirty ass. Unprofessional in my opinion. We will get back to her ass. But either way I was put off from rimming. I did not rim her ass.
Her cock: cock was average. About 5-6inches. I asked to give her oral because I wanted to return the favour. I shouldn't have asked. She got it out. She was semi hard and wow. Her cock looked like it had leprosy or some sort of skin disease. It looked disgusting. She said OW or OWO.
Cheeky from her considering she didn't even give me OWO. I said forget it. Her cock did not look nice. I did wank it but I didn't want to suck it tbh. It didn't smell bad but it didn't look pleasant. This was probably the first cock I glanced at and thought if I suck this I could maybe catch something. Maybe I'm overthinking it but I passed.
Refusal to fuck: I've been getting a bj. I was hard as fuck and ready to go. And I ask to fuck her and she says no baby. You're too big. And I just went out. Which I think is a bag of bullshit. I'm average just like most punters out here. And what does going out have to do with you're ability to get fucked.
I have a short temper when I'm not promised a service I requested. I told her. I called you and asked for a full service for £100. You are not offering that. Either you give me half of my money back or you get fucked. This conversation went on for about 3 minutes. With me being firm, assertive and telling her there's no way I'm going to pay £100 for a bj. She just said cum and finish on my tits. But I said no. This punt will not continue unless I fuck you. Either that or you give me my money back. She agreed to get fucked.
I am then told don't go in too deep. Her ad didn't imply she was a strict top so I was very surprised. I couldn't even put my dick fully inside her. I had to be slow. Couldn't even be fast. Every time I put my dick inside fully she'd moan and move her body in pain. She was always complaining. Saying have you cummed baby yet or you're in too deep. The sex was very slow and sweaty. I was forced to fuck in a certain way.
But she did feel great and eventually I did cum.
Hygiene: back to hygiene this is the biggest negative of the punt. I pulled out and my condom was brown. It was shitty. Her ass was shitty. She didn't even douche. She took the condom off and offered me baby wipes. I was wiping like crazy. I didn't smell of shit or smell bad but that was so so off-putting. In all my 30+ TS punts, I have never fucked a TS or CD and pulled out to see shit all over my condom. This was a new fucking experience and I was in shock I couldn't even say anything.
She even left the room before I did saying it's so hot baby I need to shower. I wasn't even offered a shower or seen out. One of the other woman hookers saw me out. So no shower facilties offered after that fuckery after a punt.
Personally I think the negatives outweigh the positives by quite a bit to make the review negative. Fucking a TS who wants to the bare minimum, can't take dick well and has a shitty arse isn't great. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Money not well spent if I'm being honest.
Would I return: no. Bad hygiene, unattractive looking dick, service and sex is lacklustre and below average.
Would I recommend: no. For all of the reasons above listed. Unless her hygiene improves and the sex gets better then ill pass. Unless someone else punts and reviews her in a better light then maybe. Unfortunately I can't find her ad on any other website except there so she's a wild card in my opinion that I'd rather not see again.
Conclusion: this TS site is risky. New TS escorts pop up here all the time. But it's filled with so much bait and switch, filled with inaccurate pics, misleading information and alot of low quality TS punts I've had come from here. Might avoid looking for TS girls from here in the future.
Number: 07570258397
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