Naturist cleaners- experiences?

[Shortandsensible]

Been tempted the last couple of months, curiosity mainly, I know/presume I won’t get anything physical out of it sexually, apart from maybe a wank while watching them if they’re comfortable with that. Has anybody used them?
 There’s a similar company too so must be getting more & more popular.

I understand most aren’t into it.  I quite enjoy looking at a woman’s naked body (if attractive)

[Fuzzyduck]

There are quite a few discussions/threads if you look for them. This is one I remember:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=193578

It seems to be that extras *might* be available but that it's more of a long game (i.e. asking for anal on the first visit might be a bit premature) and, like FBSM, YMMV. Doubt you'll get a hottie unless you pay premium dollar and I'm also not sure how good the cleaning is

[Global_Punter]

haha, fun stuff   

[Shortandsensible]

Interesting thread link. Thanks. I’m tempted. Not even sure which company to go with?
I guess the worry is not being attracted to the woman at all. OR she’s boring or a stickler for rules and asks me not to wank.

[Fuzzyduck]

Interesting thread link. Thanks. I’m tempted. Not even sure which company to go with?
I guess the worry is not being attracted to the woman at all. OR she’s boring or a stickler for rules and asks me not to wank.

Try searching for the company name or URL on here. Might give you a few more mentions or even reviews.
Bit of a lottery on the looks front but if you're brazen enough you can ask the agency to cater for your preferences. I doubt any of the agencies have a gallery: I can imagine staff turnover is quite high and it's not like they need any qualifications.
If you ask the cleaner "do you mind if I'm naked as well" and she says OK, then I think you've got a green light to explore any boundaries. Let us know how you get on.

[thekingreturns]

I've had a couple of adverts out there looking for a naked cleaner with option of extras... had loads of offers from old blokes offering their wives out but it didn't seem right. Then had an absolute stunner email me and she attached her name so I did some snooping and we had a lot of mutual friends so I politely declined and told her why.. she was cool with it.

Apart from those the others I had who would give extras were horrible so declined and never found a good one

[Zak67]

I run a cleaning company.
You wouldn't want any if my staff

[catweazle]

Some years  ago l rented a small flat ln Leeds due to my then odd working hours/days (it was often easier to crash there instead of commuting home).

One day l saw an advert for a naked cleaner (called herself something like " your very dirty cleaner") and while her online advert didnt explicitly say so, it hinted very strongly that more than just cleaning was supplied. Sadly the advert went before l had a chance to try her services.

[standardpostage]

Years ago they used to have topless barmaids in some pubs and clubs.
I believe there used to be a topless female hairdresser somewhere in the UK.
Naked cleaners must be the latest trend in business.

[Doc Holliday]

I run a cleaning company.
You wouldn't want any of my staff

 

[daviemac]

I'm not sure where you're based OP but I've just come across this in Newcastle while browsing AW. haven't seen anything like it before.  External Link/Members Only

[WASA38]

Years ago they used to have topless barmaids in some pubs and clubs.
I believe there used to be a topless female hairdresser somewhere in the UK.
Naked cleaners must be the latest trend in business.

I remember her but can't recall the name. Wasn't she in Worksop,or thereabouts ? Quite a large, mature lady.

[WASA38]

AW's Topsy22 was offering this service last year;maybe still does although it's not mentioned in her profile. I met with her once forescort service and was very satisfied.
Search  'Topsy 22' for my posting in March last year.

[Shortandsensible]

I'm not sure where you're based OP but I've just come across this in Newcastle while browsing AW. haven't seen anything like it before.  External Link/Members Only

Thanks. But I’m in Bournemouth-ish area.

[daviemac]

Thanks. But I’m in Bournemouth-ish area.

Yeah I had a look after I posted it. I'd never seen a naked cleaner on AW before.

[signy]

I believe there used to be a topless female hairdresser somewhere in the UK.

20+ years ago there was one in Tottenham Court Road.

[signy]

Back to the OP; Gosport is closer to you.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I am sure she had a link to her cleaning services on the AW page, but it seems to have gone. I certainly had a look out of curiosity, so must of got it somewhere. There were a range of options.

[Laudanum]

Just make sure you don't accidentally hire the Romeo Cleaners from Eurotrash.

[Keema]

20+ years ago there was one in Tottenham Court Road.

And Paisley had one 10/15 years ago - had former lap dancers working it and I believe a room round the back for extras.

[bhudda]

And Paisley had one 10/15 years ago - had former lap dancers working it and I believe a room round the back for extras.

But was the hair cut any good?

[thekingreturns]

Strangely had an email from a guy offering his wife this morning... he has emailed me before but i'm actually unsure if the wife is real / aware of his offerings

[Colston36]

I'm not sure where you're based OP but I've just come across this in Newcastle while browsing AW. haven't seen anything like it before.  External Link/Members Only

If I were up there I'd say yes just for her line that she gives better blowjobs than her Hoover

[thekingreturns]

I'm not sure where you're based OP but I've just come across this in Newcastle while browsing AW. haven't seen anything like it before.  External Link/Members Only

I'd say she was older than 42 mind

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[Shortandsensible]

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This company allows filming for a fee

[Fuzzyduck]

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This company allows filming for a fee

This is disappointing though!

What duties will the cleaner not perform?
The cleaner will not perform any tasks that may leave them feeling smelly, dirty or undesirable.

[threechilliman]

This is disappointing though!

What duties will the cleaner not perform?
The cleaner will not perform any tasks that may leave them feeling smelly, dirty or undesirable.

I'll bet some of 'em will offer 'extras' once they're with you....

[Fuzzyduck]

I'll bet some of 'em will offer 'extras' once they're with you....

Like cleaning the oven?

[threechilliman]

Like cleaning the oven?

I think that may be one of the jobs they won't do.

[pewpewpew]

Shit I need my oven cleaned. £190 for 2 girls to Hoover is a bit steep. But surely looking at the advert it reads like a gumtree "not a sexual service" advert

[stevethebroker]

Not used naturist cleaners but have interviewed many cleaners for normal cleaning of my house. Always hoping to find a pretty or great figured one not necessarily to take any further but at least a bit of eye candy while she's cleaning.

My view is since I have to pay someone to do the cleaning, either I find one that's very good which is very hard, or I find one that's ok but good to look at.

No luck with either so far.

[plums]

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This company allows filming for a fee

Special Requests         
Maid Outfit    +£15 per session

So it's actually cheaper to have them naked than with some clothes on?! 

[thekingreturns]

Weirdly again I have had another email off a lass in Halifax..... ad has been on over a month and had no replies for weeks. wonder if they have seen this thread

[simit]

Search stilettos and marigolds for discussion, reviews and ideas

[Global_Punter]

Special Requests         
Maid Outfit    +£15 per session

So it's actually cheaper to have them naked than with some clothes on?! 

Question is how good looking are they ?

[stampjones]

I occasionally see ads for this kind of thing on craigslist so may be worth sticking an ad on there and see if you get any responses

[peter purves]

I have thought about it...However, after my experience with something similar with Yoga. I found it not to be good VFM with regard to the fantasy 

[Shortandsensible]

There seems to be two bigger companies that cover most of the U.K., naturist cleaners And naked cleaners.co uk.

[thekingreturns]

I occasionally see ads for this kind of thing on craigslist so may be worth sticking an ad on there and see if you get any responses

yeah that's what I did

[Shortandsensible]

yeah that's what I did

Any joy?

[DeanoDeano]

I tried this once when my normal cleaner couldn't come.

A really nice friendly Polish girl with enormous tits turned up, offered me loads of french maid type outfits, which were all declined, and when she got her kit off, her arse cheeks were red raw 

So we chatted about her love for a good spanking, which apparently her husband is happy to oblige her with, but unfortunately my offer to do the same was politely declined.

She cleaned the gaff for a hour, gave me a massage with a happy ending, and a tit wank.

As a one off it was fun. She said she does advertise occasionally on craigslist but the ads tend to get removed.

[Shortandsensible]

Wow you got lucky.

[Global_Punter]

Haha, fun stuff  just reading your post wow !

[Horizontal pleasures]

Missus HP always wears clothes when she cleans.

[tynetunnel]

Missus HP always wears clothes when she cleans.

Not when she ‘does’ for me she doesn’t 

[Shortandsensible]

A single mum neighbour, late 30s washed her car in her bikini on the weekend. Was fun to watch.

[Global_Punter]

A single mum neighbour, late 30s washed her car in her bikini on the weekend. Was fun to watch.

Haha, bet she knew you were lurking about 

[Home Alone]

I tried this once when my normal cleaner couldn't come.

Really, Deano?

None of the cleaners I've had has ever had that problem!  

[thekingreturns]

Any joy?

Just tend to get guys offering their wives, really ugly large ladies but like I mentioned did get an offer from a stunner but we had mutual friends so it was a no go.