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£60 30mins no extras offered or asked for
If sweet honey Lisa did exist, then the thing I saw tonight most probably ate her.
Visited this address a few times before. 50/50 on what you get. Very occasional "looker" but usually older out of shape women, but to be fair they've given quite good massages. But today was truly disappointing. Found the ad on vivastreet (it seems any ad on there for Asian girl leads back to this apartment).
comms. Sent text asking if they were available after plan A let me down, text back within couple of minutes confirming a time. Text again on arrival to be given apt number which was received within mins. Can sometimes ask you to wait "5" mins
Venue. Apartment block on main road through Camberley. Buzz to get in affair and several flights of stairs to climb. Room tidy enough but clapped out lumpy low bed with ensuite
SP. Face of a 30yr old. Body of a 50yr old. Fat. Not podgy fat, solid fat. Very odd body shape indeed. Hanging saggy shapeless tits. Size 16+ hairiest armpits and clunge I'd ever seen!
The meet. After the usual door routine I was slightly disappointed but with her head buried in her phone, I didn't get a great look. Asked how long I wanted and sorted paperwork, asked to undress while she went to hand money over to what I suspect was somebody in the living room.
Came back and started to undress which was the point I knew I'd fucked up!. She was minging!
Asked me to lay down for massage but I refused and thought Id get the deed over and done with asap and go straight into action. She sat on bed beside me and grabbed a bottle of baby oil and swamped my cock and balls then proceeded to shake hands with the old fella while I played with her nipples. Took a while to respond as she really was that unattractive. Couple of mins in and she reaches for the Jonny and starts wiping me with a tissue, getting all the oil off, rolls down the Jonny and starts giving me head. Technique not good but not the worst either. Couple of mins of that and she stops and lays on bed, reaches for lube and put in on my tip and lays back. Pretty uninspired by this point and there has been no encouragement whatsoever on her side so I just started pumping away. She turns her head away and is grimacing with every stroke. Not sure if I was too big (didn't feel so) or if she was sore but she just lay there like she was counting the thrusts till I was finished. She was really disengaged and made no attempt to to provide any sort of "service". A few mins of that and I ask her to turn for doggy. She sighs and reluctantly gets into position, where I spend the next ten mins bashing away with heavy pissed off thrusts. Not a sound of a movement from her, she was like a statue.
Wasn't getting anywhere so I asked for a HJ to finish. She sighs again and sits on side of bed with me standing in front. This she performed quite well, with good ball cupping action and a fast hand. I encouraged her on as I felt her loosing stamina and made her earn her money. Ididn't warn her of the pop, as I bust all down her front and legs and a few splodges on the carpet. She hands me a tissue, picks up her phone and starts sending voice messages to her friend in Chinese. gets dressed and stands there waiting for me to GTFO
Crap punt, terrible service.this place is always my late night guarantee if I'm desperate, but it really has gone downhill. Will give it a wide berth for a while. Felt compelled to review to help avoid disappointment.