Author Topic: Melody Milton Keynes Escorts - time now to stop visiting this establishment...  (Read 1867 times)

Offline mrx007

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Nice looking girl. Not as young as they imply but the sort of youngish woman you'd see around and want to fuck so here's your chance.

Different format to my usual review as this will be straight to the point:

Wasted £60:

Negatives: No CIM, she said they should have taken that off her profile.
Shallow OWO.
Doesn't want to lick balls
Room was a nightmare: right by the front door, all I could hear was talking, doors shutting, and the maid talking to a bloke who was doing some building work or something.

Final straw was me thinking the door was going to open killed my hardon.

Don't think this nice girl is right for the job.

Positives: made me think twice about punting so will save me money. Made me reflect on doing something more with my life and money than spending the whole afternoon going to and from this non-punt.

After several visits over the years I'll probably call it a day. Only girl I'd see now is Gabriela though now I'd say "if she's in the room by the front door I'll forget it!"

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Sorry to hear that you had such a bad experience. That can always be an issue with these type of couldn't care less conveyor-belt knocking shops. Did you complain to them about all this? Or maybe you thought it wasn't worth complaining as you think they probably would not have taken any notice anyway? 

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Sorry to hear that you had such a bad experience. That can always be an issue with these type of couldn't care less conveyor-belt knocking shops. Did you complain to them about all this? Or maybe you thought it wasn't worth complaining as you think they probably would not have taken any notice anyway?

I just wanted out, the girl couldn't have got dressed quicker, there was a bloke working in the same room I walked out into and all I could hear was them talking and doing stuff. Just a shit experience. And if the girl is making this little effort so early on in her career she'll be jaded by next week.

Highly unrecommended and an excuse for me to have  a break from punting, especially in this old knocking shop. Some better reviews to follow though...(not of this place).

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Yes, I can see what you mean. I suppose it just gets to the stage where enough is enough and you just want to get out of there and put it all behind you.

Offline mrx007

Flat chested - this doesn't bother me but it may some.

Doesn't want to kiss, even moved away fro friendly peck on cheek (yes I had freshly brushed teeth and breath freshener before going in). So I highly doubt you'll get DFK.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2019, 08:04:36 pm by mrx007 »

Offline TrickyD

I had same type of experience with Cherry couple weeks ago, in same room! I also felt same about giving it up after such a poor experience.   However I realise a lot of punters go there, as I could hear that the place was well busy whilst I was there.
They are not posting negative reviews, so they're probably satisfied with the type of service on offer, because of this I doubt anything will change anytime soon, all we can do is post our reviews and vote with our feet and hope somebody notices.

Offline mrx007

I had same type of experience with Cherry couple weeks ago, in same room! I also felt same about giving it up after such a poor experience.   However I realise a lot of punters go there, as I could hear that the place was well busy whilst I was there.
They are not posting negative reviews, so they're probably satisfied with the type of service on offer, because of this I doubt anything will change anytime soon, all we can do is post our reviews and vote with our feet and hope somebody notices.

Not just the room though but CIM advertised when she doesn't do it, plus doesn't "do owo for long", doesn't lick balls, etc...

Offline dynatron

after thinking of trying annabelles or milon keynes escorts im now having second thoughts about wasting my money

Offline Ransom

But you have had positive experiences at MKE before, you seem to punt like me love a BJ and giving a facial with this in mind some you will win and others you lose.

I appreciate your frustrations I personally wouldn’t say Annabelles is any better, I’m liking ego at the moment at least you get the service you expect.

Offline peter_bungee

You have no excuse the place has always been like this and well reviewed as being poor quality, false services and lack of hygiene by the girls. 

They are a conveyor belt in out service, id rather pay an extra £10 and see an indi which is what i do.

Offline peter_bungee

after thinking of trying annabelles or milon keynes escorts im now having second thoughts about wasting my money

Both are owned by the same company and both are equally poor

Offline mrx007

Above are true about I should know better. I've seen some good girls there like Michelle and Gabriela but I've had enough bad experiences to not bother any more.