Author Topic: Coco - London Street Sauna - Edinburgh  (Read 2193 times)

Offline flylow

First review so please be gentle...

Visited LSS 2 weeks ago on an overnight stay in Edinburgh.

Paid the receptionist my £35 and was shown round by a friendly and fit EE girl whose name I've forgotten. Unfortunately she was booked by another client so once changed and my valuables stored in the little black bag I made my way to the lounge.

Not a lot of action here. All 3 other ladies busy and the EE girl waiting for here appointment. However, receptionist told me more ladies would be arriving as shift changeover was approaching. Coco was the first to arrive and quickly changed into some black lingerie and hold ups. She seemed friendly enough so we went off to the room.

Money paid (£70) and Coco offered a massage which I took her up on. Was a bit crap and she never stopped talking throughout. Not sure if she was nervous or trying to put

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First review so please be gentle...

Visited LSS 2 weeks ago on an overnight stay in Edinburgh.

Paid the receptionist my £35 and was shown round by a friendly and fit EE girl whose name I've forgotten. Unfortunately she was booked by another client so once changed and my valuables stored in the little black bag I made my way to the lounge.

Not a lot of action here. All 3 other ladies busy and the EE girl waiting for here appointment. However, receptionist told me more ladies would be arriving as shift changeover was approaching. Coco was the first to arrive and quickly changed into some black lingerie and hold ups. She seemed friendly enough so we went off to the room.

Money paid (£70) and Coco offered a massage which I took her up on. Was a bit crap and she never stopped talking throughout. Not sure if she was nervous or trying to put

Did you fuck her?  :unknown:

Why is this a positive?

What does she look like and where's she from?

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The 2 reviewers above only saw a partial review as I accidentally posted it before finishing....writing on mobile device.

Now complete.

Offline andymars19

So £70 for a crap massage and no extras?  Is that in addition to the £35 or after the £35?
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The 2 reviewers above only saw a partial review as I accidentally posted it before finishing....writing on mobile device.

Now complete.

Where is it, then?  :unknown:

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Where is it, then?  :unknown:
Maybe fell asleep, and hasn't dreamt the rest of it yet... Bobby Ewing style...  :sarcastic:

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The 2 reviewers above only saw a partial review as I accidentally posted it before finishing....writing on mobile device.

Now complete.

It doesn't look complete to me, think you could finish it off?

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First review so please be gentle...

Visited LSS 2 weeks ago on an overnight stay in Edinburgh.

Paid the receptionist my £35 and was shown round by a friendly and fit EE girl whose name I've forgotten. Unfortunately she was booked by another client so once changed and my valuables stored in the little black bag I made my way to the lounge.

Not a lot of action here. All 3 other ladies busy and the EE girl waiting for here appointment. However, receptionist told me more ladies would be arriving as shift changeover was approaching. Coco was the first to arrive and quickly changed into some black lingerie and hold ups. She seemed friendly enough so we went off to the room.

Coco is a tall, statuesque woman, prob mid 30s with B cup natural tits. Short, bobbed hair and imo about a 6 facially.

Money paid (£70) and Coco offered a massage which I took her up on. Was a bit crap and she never stopped talking throughout. Not sure if she was nervous or trying to put me at ease but eventually turned over and got her to give me an owo BJ.

Good technique and lots of variation. She slowed down when asked and moved into a position where I could play with her pussy at the same time. Eventually moved I to 69 but found her a bit hairy and unkempt for my liking so this didn't last too long.

Got the condom on and bent her over the edge of the bed for some doggy style. By this time I was regretting my decision a little as her chat and the unkempt beaver had put me off a little. Spun her round and got her to sit on the edge of the bed and with her legs over my shoulders pounded her missionary to a finish.

She was straight up and into the shower. She then started saying she hadn't noted the time we'd started but was sure we had less than 10mins left and didn't want to get on the wrong side of the receptionist if we ran over. By now I'd had enough of her inane chat and had a shower myself then made way upstairs to change and leave.

Other bits, we had a little light FK throughout but a bit forced. No real passion and felt she was going through the motions.

Sorry for the posting issues. Bloody small keyboards on mobile devices!

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Matrix,

Have a look at Goldfinch's feedback. Helpful and constructive. Yours is just abuse. It's people like you that stop people like me posting reviews as just can't be bothered with the hassle.

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Matrix,

Have a look at Goldfinch's feedback. Helpful and constructive. Yours is just abuse. It's people like you that stop people like me posting reviews as just can't be bothered with the hassle.

Abuse?

Whats abuse?

I'll really miss your contributions.  :cry:

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She was straight up and into the shower. She then started saying she hadn't noted the time we'd started but was sure we had less than 10mins left and didn't want to get on the wrong side of the receptionist if we ran over.
Well sounds like shes bullshitting you since reception normal give the girl a buzz on the phone when its time up. Unless things have changed since the last time I was there

Offline S.X. MacHine

Matrix,

Have a look at Goldfinch's feedback. Helpful and constructive. Yours is just abuse. It's people like you that stop people like me posting reviews as just can't be bothered with the hassle.

Your review is welcome. Thankyou.
I cannot agree with your assertion that Matrix is being abusive (although he does have his moments!). I have read, and reread his comments, and he's just asking for some detail.

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Your review is welcome. Thankyou.
I cannot agree with your assertion that Matrix is being abusive (although he does have his moments!). I have read, and reread his comments, and he's just asking for some detail.

Spot on, I don't know what the hell he's slavering about. Perhaps he can elaborate.

Unless this isn't his first profile and has an axe to grind, I don't see his problem.

Reviews good enough now in spite of his "first review treat me special" piss.  :rolleyes:

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Perhaps it was the did you fuck comment, he could be one of these fuckers who thinks they made love  :vomit:
Banned reason: Excessive abuse to helpful member, ignored repeated requests to apologise
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Matrix,

Have a look at Goldfinch's feedback. Helpful and constructive. Yours is just abuse. It's people like you that stop people like me posting reviews as just can't be bothered with the hassle.

+1 matrix thinks he runs this forum.

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+1 matrix thinks he runs this forum.

Perhaps you're able to point out where the abuse is, William, that is if you're not simply still trying to stir up shite after making a fool of yourself, months ago.



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