Hilarious excuses for being caught using AdultWork

[webpunter]

Recent post about £28k award for woman who had her photos posted on AW refers
Did a bit of digging around to see where AW based - covered on UKP before
At the same time there was a link to our best friends over @ mumsnet
This had a link to the subject of AW
Just put in adultwork on the search tab & hey presto
Think they will get the hump if i put a link of their website on UKP

The excuses provided by blokes caught are just hilarious
On the 6th entry down the page the guy in question is rather fucked ['found husband registered on AW etc']
In addition to using his year of birth added on to the end of his username then his password is his car registration plate !
Others include being on AW to help a friend of a friend develop a web page as a favour
Not only does this give some insight as to AW from the OH's perspective, but also goes to show the ingenious excuses developed by the guys in question
Most of which failed - but a bloody good try !
And they eventually get to laugh about it down the pub with their mates - after the separation:  "you wouldn't believe the excuse i conjured up in 0.1sec"

[SirFrank]

I imagine every woman on mumsnet is a frigid mother who spends all day talking about the kids. No wonder their fellas are on AW. They probably ain't getting any action at home and have to listen to boring shit all fucking day long. Mumsnet is essentially a much bigger version of loose women. Witches sat around slagging of men and other women (especially 'sexual' women).

[Daffodil]

Read a few of those threads and I wonder if a good(?) idea would be to create a dummy AW account. Ok, you get an alias (I tend to use the phone anyway), but then if your partner stumbles across it in your browsing you could log in to your dummy account and show some 'innocent' messages.

For example, you could message some of the scam profiles with abuse and then claim to the partner you were trolling there for fun.

Or you could write some messages to prossies offering a service like driving and state explicitly you would have no interest in sex.

Belt and braces lads 

[Daffodil]

And make fucking sure that any email address of yours that your other half knows about is not connected to AW, or any other incriminating sites. They will pop your email address in the 'forgotten password' screen and see if it says that an email was sent...at least then they know you have an account.

[the pussy man]

I imagine every woman on mumsnet is a frigid mother who spends all day talking about the kids. No wonder their fellas are on AW. They probably ain't getting any action at home and have to listen to boring shit all fucking day long. Mumsnet is essentially a much bigger version of loose women. Witches sat around slagging of men and other women (especially 'sexual' women).

Not true.  SOme of them have really liberal attitudes to sex...  do a site search of 'rimming' or 'anal' and there are some really interesting posts...

lots of them are sanctimonious cows of course, but there are some who at least appear to know how to look after a man.