External Link/Members Only Pre-Punt Chit Chat. 7/10Meet happened a few days ago. Pro answers the phone herself strong Indian accent with very good English. Checked what I was getting for my dosh as this was a Viva advert and you can never be sure with these adds. Post code texted over and I was on my way.
Fee & VFM 5/10Paid £100 for 30 minutes for FK, OWO, Sex with the option to extend to 1 hour @ £150 if I am having fun.
Digs/punt room – 5/10Serviced apartment approx. 10 mins from East Croydon station. I have punted in this block before and the apartments are normally quite nice however this pro must have chosen the budget option. Dark and dingy studio which was quite messy with all the punting essentials sprayed around the room. Bathroom basic with minimum men’s toiletries or towels.
The Pro 5/10Genuine Indian descent (although I think Sri Lankan) The girl in the pics however ignoring the heavy photoshop pic even the “natural” ones plus her WhatsApp pic show her in much better light. In reality she is much darker and no way as attractive. The vitals: - Tallish at 5’7, shoulder length hair, 36 DD (fake tits but well done), meaty backside. Greeted me in a short skirt, blouse, flats hardly any make-up so like a girl going to Tesco look – thanks for the effort! I toyed with walking once in the room but as she turned around to hang up my jacket and I saw that meaty ass in the short skirt I thought fuck it – go ahead!
The Punt 4/10Confirmed 30 mins and as soon as she had put that on the table started to strip whilst at the same time playing with her bloody phone/arranging her next punt. As I was stripping her phone rang and the bitch answered talking in her mother tongue to some punter. Normally I would have said fuck it or intervened but by the time she was naked the fake tits and peach ass made me think okay you have fucked a whole lot worse. Once her convo finished, she rushed me onto the bed for some action. I initiated some FK which was just okay at first then asked her to suck my dick for some OWO. She grabs a condom. I said we agreed over the phone OWO she then replies but not in 30-minute bookings!!!!
Anyways this dialogue went back and forth for 2 minutes wasting valuable punting time then she finally agreed OWO got the wet wipes out and to be fair delivered a decent OWO paying good attention to my shaft, balls and tip. She commented on size a few times whilst sucking my dick and then I realised the bitch was trying to make me pop as she furiously started wanking my dick whilst sucking so I would not have to fuck her unless my recovery time was super-fast.
On with the mac, lube up I asked her for CG she said can we start with misi so we rolled into position and she guided my dick in whilst still commenting on size. To be fair she was quite tight, tighter than I expected so I went in gently before gathering pace. As we fucked away the moaning stopped and she started to get into it wriggling her backside and she initiated DFK. I pumped away until she became quite vocal before I filled the bag! Gave me some wet wipes and directed me to the shower whilst she went straight back to her phone for some texting. Had a quick wash of my dick didn’t fancy a full shower in that place. By the time I was out the pro was dressed and ready for the next punter tidying up the bed, spraying perfume, putting on lip stick etc. Felt truly rushed. Gave me that sign can you fuck-off now your time is up. Said our goodbyes kiss on cheeks and I was out of there – 25 minutes! A totally underwhelming punt and felt like £100 queens heads down the drain.
Existing AW reviews: Not applicable as this was a Viva advert
Jerk Chik Rating: 5/10Rushed punt, using her phone in my presence, refused CG and no way as attractive as pics suggest which were clearly taken in better days/scrubs up well. Would not look at her twice in Tesco! Excellent fake tits though and meaty ass. Does not shower or even clean up between punts. This is a borderline negative but went neutral as the sex and OWO was decent.
Return: NO!
