Midas touch Birtley - legit massage

[billabong]

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I'll make this one quick as it was a legit massage.

Booked via text nice and straight forward comms.

House is terraced in birtley loads of parking and discreet in my opinion.

Went in to this knowing it was legit. But you never know and you always want to be the one that gets the goodies No one else gets. As per other reviews. Decent enough massage with a towel being moved around. The odd ball catch which i think is on purpose but does not amount to anything. She bends your legs in to a V and massage up and down your thigh. Your cock is clearly out from under the towel in this position  so cannot believe this isn't her having a small giggle to herself.

£35.00 for 1 hour. Worth it if you set expectations it's massage only.

I would say she's around 40. Not great looking as got big teeth but alright body. Couldnt tell you what it's like under the clothes unfortunately. Not very chatty also.

[itsjustme]

She climbed on the top of me, when I was on my back, and slid her thighs against mine and i got rhythm going with her.
Also same spread legs on my back too. I tactfully asked about HE but it was a polite no.
Still makes wonder... “what if I keep going back” but I doubt it

[datwabbit]

The advantage of a legit is you get about 55 minutes. HE takes up 20 minutes including teasing.

[billabong]

She climbed on the top of me, when I was on my back, and slid her thighs against mine and i got rhythm going with her.
Also same spread legs on my back too. I tactfully asked about HE but it was a polite no.
Still makes wonder... “what if I keep going back” but I doubt it

There's no denying she knows what she's doing with the teasing. It's about 90% towards a yes of the HE question. But cannot see many people if anyone get that elusive 10%

[itsjustme]

There's no denying she knows what she's doing with the teasing. It's about 90% towards a yes of the HE question. But cannot see many people if anyone get that elusive 10%

I don't know if its just my mind, but I reckon all massueseseses have given HE to customers at some point.

I seen her about 2 years ago and she said no then too.
When I saw her this year, via the new advert, she seemed to not remember me. But, I also acted not to remember her.

[jake]

Been myself while back HE definitely available ,with me was last 10 minutes of appointment no teasing during massage and very average finish   

[itsjustme]

Been myself while back HE definitely available ,with me was last 10 minutes of appointment no teasing during massage and very average finish   

Was the room upstairs or downstairs ?

[Massagefreak]

Now she is no longer with her husband HE is on offer

[Sar-Major]

Now she is no longer with her husband HE is on offer

Pray tell how you know that snippet of information?       

 

[billabong]

Now she is no longer with her husband HE is on offer

She has outright said to you that now her husband is no longer with her she does HE?

I saw her last week and no hint of this at all.

[datwabbit]

Now she is no longer with her husband HE is on offer

If the HE is no teasing, just turn over and get it over with then I wouldn't be going for that.

[datwabbit]

Was the room upstairs or downstairs ?

Are you thinking it's the other place in Birtley? She moans about ex husband and gives a poor HE.

[itsjustme]

Are you thinking it's the other place in Birtley? She moans about ex husband and gives a poor HE.

Thats the other one I think.
Massage bed/table downstairs with dirty sheets and towels on it.
Complains about blokes and her husband. Seemed friendly enough but goes on a bit.
Stops at the "crucial point" of HE, almost like a ruined orgasm.

[Knight Templar]

Thats the other one I think.
Massage bed/table downstairs with dirty sheets and towels on it.
Complains about blokes and her husband. Seemed friendly enough but goes on a bit.
Stops at the "crucial point" of HE, almost like a ruined orgasm.

If you go into a room at the front of the house and the table / bed is like lying on planks of wood , this is the other one in Birtley ,

[itsjustme]

If you go into a room at the front of the house and the table / bed is like lying on planks of wood , this is the other one in Birtley ,

That’s the one. Not in the top 50 of massage experiences

[Massagefreak]

She has outright said to you that now her husband is no longer with her she does HE?

I saw her last week and no hint of this at all.

Because that was what she told me whilst jacking me off

[Sar-Major]

Because that was what she told me whilst jacking me off

So where's the fekin review then?   

A member, sorry Leech for four and a half years and NO REVIEWS............. 

 

[billabong]

Because that was what she told me whilst jacking me off

I call bullshit. Midas touch did not say this to you. And I'd call bullshit on her jacking you off ( without a review ).

Don't think we're discussing same place

[itsjustme]

I sometimes get the 2 Birtley ones mixed up too

Midas/Likitmontra (same place) = Legit, no consistent reports of HE.
Chiang Mai = HE when she’s single. But average at best.

Is that correct?

[jake]

Pretty sure ive got both mixed up ,place  i went to was terraced street in birtley .Shower located back of flat /house downstairs massage room was in front room .HE definitely available here but very average .The ladys name is parn if i remember correctly   

[mhalshaw2]

Different places will have different results for different people
They don't advertise services , so nothing is for definite
 If they don't advertise a service I'm quite sure they don't want it all over a forum
Some are married and want to stay that way

Each to there own
I've been gobbled in legit places and sure would not happen again if it was spoke of in a public forum
Then I've booked expecting more and had fuck all

So it s hard to say who the above have seen and where , cause services are different from one bloke to the next

[Ipman1973]

Was bored an drifting through all the other regions,  generally I understood that a legit massage( or meeting a nice lady for a coffee )is not up for review , the whole ethos of the forum being punting.  Admin shut down rapidly the idea of the "off topic" chat. I could fill many a page with pixels  regarding all the non punting activities of my hum  drum non punting life. 

[Ipman1973]

.No offence Intended

[itsjustme]

Was bored an drifting through all the other regions,  generally I understood that a legit massage( or meeting a nice lady for a coffee )is not up for review , the whole ethos of the forum being punting.  Admin shut down rapidly the idea of the "off topic" chat. I could fill many a page with pixels  regarding all the non punting activities of my hum  drum non punting life. 

Are you on a sesh of some sort?

[carvillian]

Different places will have different results for different people
They don't advertise services , so nothing is for definite
 If they don't advertise a service I'm quite sure they don't want it all over a forum
Some are married and want to stay that way

Each to there own
I've been gobbled in legit places and sure would not happen again if it was spoke of in a public forum
Then I've booked expecting more and had fuck all

So it s hard to say who the above have seen and where , cause services are different from one bloke to the next

correct 

[daviemac]

Was bored an drifting through all the other regions,  generally I understood that a legit massage( or meeting a nice lady for a coffee )is not up for review , the whole ethos of the forum being punting.  Admin shut down rapidly the idea of the "off topic" chat. I could fill many a page with pixels  regarding all the non punting activities of my hum  drum non punting life. 

Is that why Admin has a link to the massage thread at the top of the home page, along with sugar daddy and transsexual? A massage that may or may not turn out to include extras is totally different to you drinking coffee with some slapper. YMMV with massages, that's why all reviews are useful, it helps to build a picture of where extras are likely or if you have to become a regular. 

Off topic was going for a lot longer than you've been a member.
Edit

If you don't like them don't read them.

[Ipman1973]

Is that why Admin has a link to the massage thread at the top of the home page

Off topic was going for a lot longer than you've been a member.
Edit

If you don't like them don't read them.

Totally missed that link to non punting massage so cheers will have a search for that, top of page you say ??
And yes of course as a newbie I am always looking and researching, hopefully learning. I am totally in to the whole discussion element rather than pointless pissing contests,  though it's difficult to decide if you
 " don't like it don't read it " ...till you've actually read it .
 Happy Punting one and all.

[billabong]

Totally missed that link to non punting massage so cheers will have a search for that, top of page you say ??
And yes of course as a newbie I am always looking and researching, hopefully learning. I am totally in to the whole discussion element rather than pointless pissing contests,  though it's difficult to decide if you
 " don't like it don't read it " ...till you've actually read it .
 Happy Punting one and all.

I stated it was a legit massage in the title. So you should know pretty quick if you dont want to read it.

[Ipman1973]

I stated it was a legit massage in the title. So you should know pretty quick if you dont want to read it.

Yes your 100% correct , I should have not been tempted by an off topic subject and I really do apologize if I have broken the rules, certainly was not my intention.  Lesson learned as they say  and I will keep my opinions or thoughts  to myself   

[daviemac]

Yes your 100% correct , I should have not been tempted by an off topic subject and I really do apologize if I have broken the rules, certainly was not my intention.  Lesson learned as they say  and I will keep my opinions or thoughts  to myself   

Massages are not an 'off topic' subject, they have their own category.     

[Ipman1973]

Massages are not an 'off topic' subject, they have their own category.     

Oh right. Cool cheers for the heads up buddy.

[nerascal]

Used to visit Parn - Chiang Mai a few years ago quite regularly when she was 100% legit. As things started to go pear shaped with her hubby and hearing her sob story and bitterness for an hour every visit got very tiring. He sounded a right bell end though!

Not seen her since she was single but I can only imagine she will moan even more now. The massages were damn good originally 4 or 5+ years ago.

[Massagefreak]

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North East / Re: Midas touch Birtley - legit massage
« on: March 08, 2019, 04:16:33 pm »
Quote from: billabong on March 07, 2019, 11:38:16 am

    She has outright said to you that now her husband is no longer with her she does HE?

    I saw her last week and no hint of this at all.


Because that was what she told me whilst jacking me off

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North East / Re: Midas touch Birtley - legit massage
« on: March 07, 2019, 10:20:42 am »
Now she is no longer with her husband HE is on offer

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: June 09, 2017, 08:38:13 pm »


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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: May 27, 2017, 01:10:44 pm »

Kim has now moved to Pelton Fell

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: May 25, 2017, 10:52:17 pm »

It's Tikky

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: May 17, 2017, 06:04:00 pm »
TOFTT.....Zone One Newcastle...had 30 minutes massage today... told to leave underwear on...covered in towell...not a hint of any extras....crossed this one off my list as won't be going back...good firm massage though.

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: March 28, 2017, 10:25:43 pm »
The one with the big hair

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: March 28, 2017, 09:27:32 am »
Quote from: Knight Templar on March 26, 2017, 04:03:38 pm


    it does look very legit and posh , but looks can be deceiving - be interested  to hear if anybody  has any Happy Experience


One of the ladies in photographs used to work at Lisa's H/E from her there

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: March 01, 2017, 12:33:27 pm »
There are two different Siam's in Sunderland. One lady... Siam Smile who operates down by the Fish Quay. The other a new place opposite museum in Monkwearmouth

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: February 25, 2017, 08:26:03 am »
Had an hour massage with Maya in Felling on Thursday must say it was the most erotic out of all I have visited...She had tiny short black dress on..good massage....loads of arse and ball swipes and very happy ending...35hr + 20.00 H/E...will defo be back...asked if she did body to body to which she replied...never....unless anyone knows otherwise

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:31:28 pm »
Save your money lads

Bit of nightmare to find...sat nav takes you about 200 yards from location..phoned said near asda....ffs

Crap Massage on single bed...Cold room at top of location.... Not massage table... Covered With Towel. No Teasing. Turned Over and offered do you want extra???
60.00 for body to body.. 25.00 for H/E!!!!! Got down to 40.00 for B2B..Rubs her tit againts Mr Happy...so much then for b2b!!! complained took too long to end..will not be going back....sorry

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North East / Re: Best genuine massage with happy ending
« on: October 16, 2016, 05:19:59 pm »
Been reading this board for the past couple of years without commeting so here is a few for you

Sheng Long
Have not been for a while but been very lucky...not going to say what.. that is private...if no one believes me then I know where the butterfly tatoo is

Secrets
Was good when opened and then went downhill had a few good punts in particular with Meow and a chinese girl who I cannot remember her name - all in 60.00

99 Thai Massage
Used to be good when Rose was there not been for a while

CMS
Too many changes of girls

Number 1 Thai Massage
Legit??? saying no more.. good thing is you can pay by CC for massage

Malee (Stanley)
Great massage a with very happy ending

Kim (Near Chester le Street)
Great massage and a lot more, cant understand why people struggle with finding correct door (7)

Sunderland Massage Centre
Always left happy had a few nice body to body experiences... new girl there called Rebecca. nice arse play and teasing but H/E only 20.00 wont do body to body (pity she is gorgeous)

Siam Smile (Sunderland)
Nice lady (older than she says) left very happy though

Can anyone recommend any new for me to try please?


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[daviemac]

Search harder SM

What's all that crap supposed to mean, look under your used name. Comments on other people's reviews are not your reviews. 

 
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FFS learn how to quote as well. 

[Sar-Major]

What's all that crap supposed to mean, look under your used name. Comments on other people's reviews are not your reviews. 

 
Massagefreak
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FFS learn how to quote as well.

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[daviemac]

As me "Granny Used to Say" DM................... "Ya Can't Educate Fekin PORK".............. 

 

Haven't a clue what info we're supposed to glean from his rambling post, it's got quotes in from different people.