Hi guys - I'm a long time listener first time caller
Firstly can I say thanks so much to all the dedicated reviewers and contributors - I have studied your posts so much over the past year in order to plan for my first punting trip with the lads - as I'm sure you can guess we went to Berlin - I will talk about the other aspects of the trip in a later post, but let me first talk about the piece de resistance of our trip - Artemis
As the organiser of the trip I told my mates (4 of us in total) that this will be the highlight - our cab trip in the Friday afternoon traffic meant it took the best part of an hour to get to (should've taken public transport) - this was more than enough time for doubts to creep into my mind - I needn't have worried
We entered the imposing establishment at about 230 to see a stunner walk past, breasts out - we knew this would be the case but nothing can prepare you - we then paid our 80euros, were given our robes and told the cost for half an hour (60euros - however I warned my friends to expect some upselling) - at this point I had one of my two minor complaints about this place - at no point were we told about the need to purchase drink tokens, to keep wallets in the safe, or even given a description about what is on each floor - maybe I could've done a bit more research, but I did notice that the nighttime receptionist (yes we stayed that long) provide a guide for other newcomers - there wasn't a queue when we came in so it would've been nice to have this info provided for us
Anyway, minor gripe, we showered changed and met in the bar area - a couple of my mates complained about the smoke, but I was puffing away so screw em - and then in the bar, I realised that any fears I had were so unwarranted - even in the afternoon the quality of ladies had us grinning like Cheshire cats - every type of women in various states of undress - as a group of smiling guys, it was clear we were first timers and a number of girls jumped on us - however we stayed strong and continued to look around, even checking out the wellness centre - I will spend a lot more time there in the future
Anyway after about half an hour of playing it fool (done that on purpose) the pill I had taken in the Uber on the way in room hold - and I decided to follow through with the first girl who flirted with me
German blonde (sorry bad with names)
So a girl sitting by the bar, by herself made eyes to me on one circle and done so again when I was sitting with my friends - so I had to jump in - I swaggered over, fag hanging out the side of my mouth, expectant for her to light it - however she didn't smoke - once we overcome that hurdle I told her that it was my first time and I needed some one to show me around - so she took me by the hands and led me to the wellness centre - i then let her know that I was thinking more of going upstairs
Once we had some privacy she gave me the news I expected 60euros for a basic service - 50euros for kissing owo etc - I went straight in with that
And then we get to the service - this is the thing that I have to compliment Artemis mostly on - each girl I went with that night gave a fantastic account of herself and the establishment - I remember very little about the first girl other than her juggling of my balls on her mouth was fantastic - and when she was looking at me when we doggied she made some dirty faces that forced me to up my game - due to my excursions the night before I knew I wouldn't cum via sex, so out came the baby oil and a nice wank by Helga (it's a German name right?) to completion
Back downstairs with my mates we swapped war stories when a curvy Colombian who I chatted to early came and sat with us - I liked her - unlike other girls who are happy to flirt with all members of a group, she made me feel that, at least within our circle, I was special - all a ploy I know, but hey, that shit worked
Colombian girl
A mixed raced, curvy girl, with frekles - probably fake titties and inflated arse, but I know what I like - again I went for the extras - was also offered anal for another 100 - although I would've loved to breach that arse I declined
Fantastic blow job
Then she rode me - I put myself to work in this position too which forced her to say, she can see I know what I am doing, so she went on her back and asked me to go ahead in mish - I love it when girls say I know what I'm doing, it may be a lie, but it put a smile on my face - then we went into doggy - having that curvy arse bouncing off me was divine - and the way she spoke in Spanish and kept on calling me papi only added to the moment - I didn't have a clue what she was saying, she was probably calling me out for having a small penis, but I didn't mind - as I was about to come I got her to go on her back and creamed her beautiful tittes - she robbed it in and put some in her mouth, with a smile on her face - fantastic
Back downstairs the restaurant was now open so we had some food - I've read here before that the food wasn't that great, however having looked at the pictures of a huge steaks on the website, I was sure folks were just mistaken - alas I was in the wrong - the food was like a semi decent school dinner - definitely nothing to write home about - it felt weird sitting eating with the ladies - like some sort of date
Anyways...
Ginger - Romanian girl
Hey, I remembered a name - I decided I was going to have my last go with a certified 10 and Ginger - a Romanian blonde with fair sized breasts - caught my eye before we went to eat - after the food had settled and I had showered, I approached her again and took her away from her mate
In the room, as with the other girls, I decided to ask about extras - she went through the normal things, before mentioning bringing in a friend - WHAT? I wasn't even thinking about that but I had to sample - she gave me a lists of what I was looking for and then came wtih...
GINGER AND UKRANIAN BRUNETTE
...another stunner - I decided to do 110s with both and had the most amazing time - this was like being in a porn movie - girls I would never talk to in the street providing oral on me and each other - sitting on my face whilst another was riding me - it was slightly over half an hour of pure deparivity - having cum about 5times in the past 24 hours I struggled to here, but that didn't stop the Ukrainian from providing 10mins of explosive owo in whilst ginger sat on my face - this was after my time was up - amazing effort
I rejoined my friends and told them of my conquest and we shared war stories for about half an hour - ginger sat near by, without ever dipping in to the convo - this is when I made my only mistake of the night - feeling horning, and hypnotised by her blue eyes - I went back to her for round 2 - alone this time
Ginger - AGAIN!!!
You should never go back to a good restaurant again, and I should never have gone back to Ginger again - it was never gonna top the first time - nothing wrong with her service - i enjoyed more.postiokns with her this time around - but I should've just waited and tried something new or just gone back into town
Anyway - it was now about 930 and me and my mates were spent - we agreed to leave
I've ordered a red robe as wearing one and a pair of flip flops is my new form of foreplay
Thanks again for all the reports, you've pointed a naive guy in the right direction - till next time
