External Link/Members OnlyYears since I had a proper punt with a prossie, but 4/5 years ago, had a work contract at hunterston Ayrshire and i dabbled with Erotic massage(cause that's not adultery obviously

) and spent some time and money at the delightful hands of some Thai girls in Glasgow. Who I as yet have not located.
So a few weeks ago good ol gumtree, just booked 30min which was all done by texting and priced at £40. Massage with Hand Job.
Traditional tenement in the southside, a hop skip n a jump from crossmyloof railway station. Phoned to say I am here and door was buzzed open.
Malee....... 🤔. I was, spoiled maybe at my introduction to the Erotic massage scene, as unfortunately all feelings of "the horn" evaporated. Must be mid 50s and looked older than me. At least I drink, smoke and fry on a beach regularly so I have an excuse.
Massage was very very ordinary, and the hand job was blatantly something she was doing purely to secure the booking. Maybe if I had to wank of punter after punter I'd let my mind wander to a better place, but I did spend £40 and definitely felt scammed.
Also to mention another girl was working at the address, was, a bit of Thai babble through the door, which I found off putting, and Malee had to check the coast was clear before I could go use the shower.
Oh and Hello Glasgow, its been a while.
