HotEscortTina, Romford

[sparkus]

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Summary: don't pull up AW while driving through Romford on your way home

Comms: no qualms there, answered phone and agreed to booking straight away.  Said she had a couple of hours between clients.

Venue: small hotel with guest houses attached, she works from one of those.  Parking was fine.  Facilities included a shower which was taken together from the start of the punt, she actually answered the door in just a towel and like a previous review dropped it on my entry.

WG: as the pics, though her gravelly smokers' voice put me off a bit.  Massive chebs which are kneadable but reflect her late 40s.

Service: The punt was pretty much spoiled by her poxy condom which managed to be both paper-thin and also too tight (cocks don't really enjoy crippling the blood supply).  I couldn't really feel her super-tight pussy or enjoy the thought of an imminent johnny accident.  In the end I just pulled out and attempted a tit-wank, they were massive enough to do the job but not quite firm enough for it to enjoy that either, though she did patiently get me over the line with a HJ to finish all over them.

This took place last week but I've been so glum/jaded I've not punted since.  Not really her fault, just a misplaced booking on my part.

Positives:

- big chebs
- friendly
- no rush service

Negs:

- smokers' voice
- condoms are terrible
- I didn't really think through her being a decade on me

[LLPunting]

Oh grief mate, is there anyone you won't pork?

Take the timeout, gather your wits, set some hard limits.   

[James999]

Her profile says size 10, who the fuck does she think she's kidding 

[sparkus]

Oh grief mate, is there anyone you won't pork?

Take the timeout, gather your wits, set some hard limits.   

As I said outside of the review, I got a bit cocky after my run of good punts and decided to cast the net a bit wider.

I'm just putting it down to weird punting experience and thankfully (review to follow) I managed to find a decent new FBSM experience after.

[sparkus]

Her profile says size 10, who the fuck does she think she's kidding 

Photos are accurate, I always take such claims with a pinch of salt (or douse of mind bleach).

[Tedbandy]

Haha fucking hell mate.  When i said you should do 12 days of chebsmas i didnt expect you to drop to this level.

You shouldnt be driving home with 15 pints in your system!

[king tarzan]

Oh grief mate, is there anyone you won't pork?

Take the timeout, gather your wits, set some hard limits.   

Would you for £50?   

[LLPunting]

Would you for £50?   

Fuck Sparkus?  For 50?  Not bloody likely!

She could offer me 50 but I'd have to disappoint her because I'm sure a certain part of me wouldn't be willing.

[peter purves]

Oh no! The dreaded Punter's Alienation 

[sparkus]

Oh no! The dreaded Punter's Alienation 

And to answer the perennial question: NO

Lads, I am sure I've blown 50 on worse before 

[sparkus]

Haha fucking hell mate.  When i said you should do 12 days of chebsmas i didnt expect you to drop to this level.

You shouldnt be driving home with 15 pints in your system!

The 12 days are limited solely to Chineses.  Or Soraya.

[peter purves]

And to answer the perennial question: NO

Lads, I am sure I've blown 50 on worse before 

 

Thanks! I forgot to ask the all-important question.   

Glad you over the Punter's Alienation 

[sparkus]

Thanks! I forgot to ask the all-important question.   

Glad you over the Punter's Alienation 

Never underestimate the power of a hairy black Chinese minge astride your chin.

[Tedbandy]

This thread could be immortalised as not only is it very funny (im still giggling like a kid at the first two responses), but it also highlights the extreme depths we can drop to when having blue balls. No offence!

I mean, imagine the walk of shame when leaving her premises!

[sparkus]

This thread could be immortalised as not only is it very funny (im still giggling like a kid at the first two responses), but it also highlights the extreme depths we can drop to when having blue balls. No offence!

I mean, imagine the walk of shame when leaving her premises!

I'm hopeful no one would see me depart anyway, but it wasn't blue balls so much as curiosity getting the better of me.  Also, hard to walk away when the WG is stood starkers in front of you, which makes me think she had that in mind too.

[Tedbandy]

 

[francescototti]

Oh grief mate, is there anyone you won't pork?

Take the timeout, gather your wits, set some hard limits.