Author Topic: Jess - Easton BRISTOL  (Read 1317 times)

Offline greg101

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Jess is a new girl on the block in Bristol and after finishing my meeting I rang around a few of the local girl to see if anyone would do my fetish.  After many a knock back, I struck lucky with Jess or so I thought.

JESS

When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother; "What will I be?"
"Will I be pretty?"
"Will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me…

"No."

And guess what? Jess's mother was bang on the money, she is neither pretty or judging by the shit tip she lived in, deffo not rich.  Jess works out of a flat by Stapleton Road Station.  It's a scam set up.  She tricked me with talk of my fetish and that she had really big tits.  I arrived at the property with a spring in my step and a raging boner.  The maid let me in and I went and waited in the shit tip spare bedroom, she explained that Jess is seeing another client but will be with me in 10 minutes, all freshened up and ready to play.  Here was the issue, if I wanted to stay I had to spunk up the cash there and then or she'll let the next person have the room.  She again reiterated that busty Jess had awesome tits and I would not be disappointed. I was thinking with my cock so divvied up the £60 and eagerly waited.

Jess entered, lets just say I was horrified.  She is fucking enormous and that why she has big tits, trouble is everything else is fucking massive as well.  She is somewhere between a size 20 and "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".  She is 5'2 massively obese and nasty looking.  The items in the room finally made sense.  There was a half molested mars bar on the dressing table and a big family bag of ready salted crisps by the bed and the floor was littered with food paraphernalia, empty packets, the odd plastic fork.  Anyone that thinks I am joking, make a booking and see for yourself.  I had to wait until the fat cow was in the room until I could squeeze past her to find the maid.  I found the maid, I immediately said I wanted a refund, she retorted "Tough shit", I left empty handed.  Seriously folks bait and switch, DON'T BOTHER.   

Offline DrConners

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She is somewhere between a size 20 and "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".  She is 5'2 massively obese and nasty looking.  The items in the room finally made sense.  There was a half molested mars bar on the dressing table and a big family bag of ready salted crisps by the bed and the floor was littered with food paraphernalia, empty packets, the odd plastic fork.  Anyone that thinks I am joking, make a booking and see for yourself.  I had to wait until the fat cow was in the room until I could squeeze past her to find the maid.  I found the maid, I immediately said I wanted a refund, she retorted "Tough shit", I left empty handed.  Seriously folks bait and switch, DON'T BOTHER.

Sorry you got ripped off - that is seriously a shit situation.

The only positive is you've posted on here as a warning in the hope to save others from the same fate "Young Skywalker"  ;)

Oh & it's a hilarious review (other than the ripped off bit obviously)

Cheers & better luck next time  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 27, 2019, 09:43:19 am by DrConners »

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Que Sera, Sera - an entertaining read - hope your next one is a positive. :thumbsup:

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"I am a nice skinny brunette"  :lol:

You didn't fancy the overnight then?  A bargain at £800, mars bars and crisps included.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2019, 11:48:55 am by houseboot »

Offline greg101

Yes, I got had but it might warn others off.

"This isn't the whore you're looking for..."
« Last Edit: March 27, 2019, 01:34:48 pm by greg101 »