External Link/Members OnlyThe venue: a fairy well established parlour on main road, a few hundred yards up from the Arena. Discrete rear access and car park. A nice clean parlour with decent rooms, power shower. However, due to my visit in the early hours at a weekend morning, the place had loads of fellas hanging around which will intimidate a nervous punter. Not for the faint hearted in that sense: rather along the lines of Sheridan's Salford.
7/10The Comms: limited website, a few photos but repeated e.g. colour vs b&w, no twitter feed unlike other places in area, and a receptionist will spin a web of "wonders" if you phone up (0161 839 1969)
8/10The girl: Layla is a very cute petite busty brunette EE girl who insists she's Spanish, a common call. 5'4", DD boobs, size 8-10, pretty with long dark hair. Lots of smiles and an infectious sweet giggle
but still somehow not into it sexually.
9/10The service: I was passing during a night of serious horn and frustration, and called in without my usual m.o. of phoning ahead. However, I'd seen her photos on their site previously and she stood out when they gave a roll-call for me. I opted for £50 for 30 minutes.
Into the room, I showered and we got started. A little half-hearted massage, quickly turned over and Mr. Happy was Happy at the site of Layla's full tits, still neatly encased in her bra. Oral with followed, very sexy as she looked me up in the eyes. However, as she unclipped her bra the service started to go downhill. Nothing wrong with her physically, quite the opposite. She didn't like me kissing her tits, wouldn't allow any contact with her nipples, and complained I was "too big" for sex. Her English wasn't the best, but I said I'm a gentle guy so allowed me to carefully, slowly enter her in mish. I managed to get half-way deep, but she held the base with her hand, rather offputting and mistrusting: as if I'm gonna take the rubber off while it's inside her?!?! Anyhow, wasn't quite as Mr. Happy so back to oral, again not liking me wanting to kiss those beauties, however hardness returned and I busted in the bag in mish.
My horn and Layla's great looks pushed me to chuck my muck, but her service was lacking albeit far better than "Indy" Roma's out there. Conflicting feelings because I suspect some guys will have better service from her, and she is fit. But, the lack of intimacy is a big downer for me. To be fair, we had a good giggle as she was scared by Mr. Happy at first. Her small hands flattered him, didn't recognise him in the mirror! Overall a neutral is just about fair, because a negative would have been too harsh. A shame because for looks alone she'd be positive.
6/10 neutral
