Author Topic: Carry on Hollie  (Read 4281 times)

Offline Lydden

As I now have somebody else to compare Hollie to I now feel I can do a review on my visit to her about two years ago.

I was working in the Cardiff area and decide I would like to try a punt , lots of looking around and I found the web page for Hollie,  External Link/Members Only . I was interested it what she had to offer and seemed different to other working girl ads. So got down to writing my email in order to be able to get the contact phone number. I passed the email test and was sent the phone number so I made contact to arrange a meeting.

This all went very well and Hollie was easy to talk to I decided to go for a three hour session for £300 which would include a meal massage and some hankie pankie !!,  I was given a location to go to and another phone call once there and Hollie then told where I could park and where to go then, Hollie does or did not work to late into the evening which was a bit of a problem for me, a later time would have been a lot easier .

Hollie meet me at the door and she looks good and is very fit for age , she has a nice flat very colourful a bit like her web page, we chatted like old friends while she made a drink and finished sorting out the meal. we ate together putting the world to rights as you do then when this was finished I helped put up the massage table which would be the scene for the next bits.

I undressed and lay face down on the table while Hollie warmed some massaging oils.  Hollie then precede to give me a nice massage all over using most of her body as most of her clothing was be getting discarded as this went along. I then turned upwards and what little Hollie had on was discarded as well , she removed her briefs in a sort of ballerina move which involved them hanging of the light fitting ! ( she has a very fit body ) The massage was very sensuous and was very relaxing ( as relaxed as one can be with a fit woman writhing all over you. )

During this sensuous assault I received oral, plus Hollie sitting on me writhing up and down on my cock, ( not penertration )  this could all be seen in the mirrors scattered about which I felt she enjoyed looking at nearly as much as me , I also massaged her for a time.

This progressed and we had protected sex and she was very tight which was very good .

Overall: 1 hour eating food and chatting,1 hour plus massaging , the remaining time upping the anti to sex,

Value for the experience very good ! I did not go down on her during our first meet but did on the second visit but this was with a what I would class as a thin sheet like a condom in the way , not good .

IN an earlier post I mentioned that I had not done a review before and felt till I had another punt with somebody else it would be difficult to be fair, I have since punted closer to home which is easier to arrange plus I have something to balance my view against.

A great time good value for money and if a meal and taking your time is what you want, Hollie is worth the effort , but I know others on here would rather just have a shorter punt. But each to there own................... :P



Offline Steelworker

Sounds like an accurate review. Saw her a few years ago. Seemed a pleasant, reasonably bright woman. She’s undoubtedly fit, supple and provides a good massage. Lots and lots of chat too. The perched above sex was acrobatic and quite good for me. The massive downside was the lack of intimacy involved. No kissing, fondling. I knew going in there it was likely to be a one off and it was.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good review OP.

Over time, she has lots of comments on here. Almost all confirming she is madder than the biggest box of really over-excited frogs. But a lot more expensive.

Not for me, given the many and varied alternative out there

Offline Lydden

Sounds like an accurate review. Saw her a few years ago. Seemed a pleasant, reasonably bright woman. She’s undoubtedly fit, supple and provides a good massage. Lots and lots of chat too. The perched above sex was acrobatic and quite good for me. The massive downside was the lack of intimacy involved. No kissing, fondling. I knew going in there it was likely to be a one off and it was.
Yes I agree about the down side the lady I use locally to me now its a real GF experience without the nagging ! if there is a down side to Hollie it is that lack of kissing and intimacy , but I still feel for three hours if Hollie appeals to you its good value.

Offline Steelworker

Yes I agree about the down side the lady I use locally to me now its a real GF experience without the nagging ! if there is a down side to Hollie it is that lack of kissing and intimacy , but I still feel for three hours if Hollie appeals to you its good value.

That’s the beauty of the fun little hobby. We’re all different in what we’re looking for. While being very much in the middle of the spectrum in what I enjoy for most of my bookings, I do like a number of different experiences just to explore variety. UKP reviews have encouraged me in the last 2 years to explore ffm, mmf, mmff, some mild dom/sub etc. Glad I’ve tried it but know what I generally prefer.


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if there is a down side to Hollie it is that lack of kissing and intimacy , but I still feel for three hours if Hollie appeals to you its good value.

Don’t worry about it OP.  SW somewhat naively believes that all this kissing and fondling melarkey is a genuine manefestation on underlying affection rather than a well rehursed ploy of parting you from your $.


If you are happy with her veggie burger from this nut eating vegan, go for it

What does FFA say? “Meat is for men”.  :unknown:

Personally I’ll stick with Wetherspoons

Step one: Choose your cut
All served with chips or jacket potato, peas, tomato, mushroom and a drink**.


8oz sirloin steak
NEW! 12oz rump steak
Mixed grill
Gammon, pork loin, rump, lamb, sausage.
Large mixed grill
As above, with additional sausage, egg, onion rings.


And a memory  :lol:

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Offline Steelworker

Don’t worry about it OP.  SW somewhat naively believes that all this kissing and fondling melarkey is a genuine manefestation on underlying affection rather than a well rehursed ploy of parting you from your $.


If you are happy with her veggie burger from this nut eating vegan, go for it

What does FFA say? “Meat is for men”.  :unknown:

Personally I’ll stick with Wetherspoons

Step one: Choose your cut
All served with chips or jacket potato, peas, tomato, mushroom and a drink**.


8oz sirloin steak
NEW! 12oz rump steak
Mixed grill
Gammon, pork loin, rump, lamb, sausage.
Large mixed grill
As above, with additional sausage, egg, onion rings.


And a memory  :lol:

Welcome back, OM.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

OM, we've not heard from you for some time.

Reassuring to see you are as obtuse as you ever were

Offline Bonio

OM, we've not heard from you for some time.

Reassuring to see you are as obtuse as you ever were

Someone obviously left the lock off the dungeon.

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OM, we've not heard from you for some time.

Reassuring to see you are as obtuse as you ever were

Welcome back, OM.

Thank you to both of you  :hi:

How things change.  No SL, or Elise, & VW & STT.  One or 2 others seem to have the gone as well.  Also, if  if I find I can’t initiate PMs because (presumably) of my leave of absence  :unknown:  Apparently I can contact Admin, but when I tried to email, it was bounced back., saying I could not initiate a conversation.   Neither can I group or filter comments from any given member.  I presume for the same reason.  Can’t say I understand the rationale

By and large I agree with SW re Hollie.  I remember her telling me that if anyone was stupid enough to want sex after a 3 course meal, then she didn’t expect the performance to be up to much.

No slur on you,OP.  Just regurgitating  :vomit: what I was told by her when I quereied her line in gourmet grinding.

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Landscape and contributors/contributions certainly changed a little, OM, you’re right.

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Landscape and contributors/contributions certainly changed a little, OM, you’re right.

Not necessarily for the better.  Some contributions were absolutely bonkers  :crazy: but so amusing if they were taken in a toungue in cheek way.    :lol:

Still just reminiscing in the romantic way of Cobden’s Golden Age  :rose: ,before anyone thinks I’m white knighting for someone or the other
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Luv the phrase which you have adapted  :thumbsup:

Over time, she has lots of comments on here. Almost all confirming she is madder than the biggest box of really over-excited frogs. But a lot more expensive.

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It's nice to see a bit of hair on them sometimes

Offline booboosbanana

It's nice to see a bit of hair on them sometimes

 You want to have a pint or punt at Wehterspoons in Merthyr mate ...  a hairy back does give one purchase

Offline Bonio

Landscape and contributors/contributions certainly changed a little, OM, you’re right.

It doesn't surprise me that a few people have fallen by the wayside - I think the drama caused by a couple just takes a lot out of contributors.

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How things change.  No SL, or Elise, & VW & STT.

Blimey I know SL and WE had gone but didn't realise VW & STT were gone as well. Shame, they'll be missed (VW & STT I mean).

Welcome back OM, nice to see you again.  :hi:

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Blimey I know SL and WE had gone but didn't realise VW & STT were gone as well. Shame, they'll be missed (VW & STT I mean).

Welcome back OM, nice to see you again.  :hi:

I'm not gone just not punting at the moment, got a few reviews in the backlog to get up over the next few days/weeks.

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Blimey I know SL and WE had gone but didn't realise VW & STT were gone as well. Shame, they'll be missed (VW & STT I mean).

Welcome back OM, nice to see you again.  :hi:

STT?   Seekingthetruth? 

If so, was here in the last 24 hours and posted only 2 weeks ago.

Offline Bonio

STT?   Seekingthetruth? 

If so, was here in the last 24 hours and posted only 2 weeks ago.

^^^Look Up^^^

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^^^Look Up^^^

As we both posted at 10:46:44, when I looked up I saw Trapperjohn  :hi:

Offline Bonio

As we both posted at 10:46:44, when I looked up I saw Trapperjohn  :hi:

I know. I was just being sarcastic. You are without blame or shame. Apart from fucking hookers like the rest of us.