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External Link/Members Only30 minutes for £50
Checking her profile now it looks to have gone up to £60
CommsLooking for reviews on here gave two reds for no shows and general messing about but nobody had actually seen her. So I thought I would have a go and risk £50 for 30. Within 3 quick texts I had got a meet sorted for 90 mins later and her post code.
LocationNot the most select area of Thornaby but I always try to park at a distance and walk in. Directed in on the phone without problem.
The MeetingOnce in the door I was faced with a quite plain looking lass in a bra combo lacy top covering up the top. She quite short and certainly ‘curvy’ with a decent looking pair of tits.
Friendly and chatty, despite being from London, she sent me upstairs ahead of her. Room was nothing luxurious but served its purpose. She asked to get the money out of the way straight away so I handed over my hard earned and started to get my kit off to make the most of 30 mins. She took of her kit to show not a size 12 as her stats or a size 12 to 14 as in her profile but at least a 16 or possibly bigger. Quite a lot of tattoos, with a big script down her back, and a lot of loose flesh. I’d even paid for her PG and she was miles off. Spotted all the photoshopping when I got home and studied them with my eyes open.
The action was fairly tame and certainly didn't flow. No real kissing, in fact she seemed to be avoiding it and keeping away. Half decent OWO whilst cupping her big old soft tits. Had a look for RO and struggled to find it under a flap of belly. Gave her a couple of fingers instead. It really wasn’t doing a lot for me. Only the oral managed to get me up for the rubber to go on and the will to push ahead for a pump and dump before getting out of there. CG first with tits in my face. That’s when I noticed her yellow/grey teeth. A bit of mish with her eyes shut and no real interaction. Over for doggie and I noticed a lot of not very attractive skin tags. A huge one on her shoulder and more worryingly a couple each side of her arsehole. Keeping clean would be a problem and may have explained the slight shitty smell. A quick trip to a doctor would have got them frozen off. I got away from that end quickly and got OWO to finish in her mouth. She took it all and went to spit. I got cleaned up dressed and out of there.
In SummaryI won’t make the same mistake again. A definite
Red for the wildly inaccurate body size claim and the poor uninvolved service.
The only positive spin I can give is her quick and easy communications which she had two reds for previously. I only wish she hadn’t been so quick for me.
