Author Topic: "Lisa" UF 34 Romilly Street Soho - Soul Searchingly Bad  (Read 1441 times)

Offline Meursault

I went looking for "Anna" again, following good reviews about her looks. Found "Lisa" in the UF. "Dona" working again in the LF who I'm yet to meet.

Asked for a quickie and was charged £30 + £2

Positive
A fantastic looking tall (5'8"+), slender, well manicured woman.
Great (very slim) long legs
Great Teeth
Long well kept dead straight blonde hair
Well made up in a Barbie doll style with big lashes
Wearing a classy short dress and nice underwear

I'm wondering if this girl is actually "Anna". I went to Newport Court earlier in the day and Found "Anna" working there, who turned out to be "Bianca" who I met and reviewed from Romilly Street last Saturday. It's so hard to keep track nowadays in Soho, due to no name cards or name swapping.

Neutral
Huge bolt-ons
Large, intricate, almost circular, tattoo on right thigh.

Negative
COMPLETELY passive
Literally like committing necrophilia
Silent, zero interaction, chin tucked in, eyes closed during missionary

This girl is clearly either doing this against her will or completely and utterly hates the job.

I'm in my 40's a bit overweight but not bad looking and respectful. She gave me nothing to feed off, nothing! I forced a few words from her and she claims to be half British and half Israeli but educated here. Her accent betrays that back-story in my opinion.

I mentioned her passivity she says she enjoys the work and wouldn't do it otherwise! Hmmm. Well. If you "enjoy" it perhaps show that to clients young lady.

Maybe in a situation, where more money is involved she'd be better. It can't be easy doing quickies but so many girls put in much more effort than this.

She is so attractive, even if she put in a tiny amount of effort she'd be super popular.

I felt bad for her when I walked out the door, which is never a good feeling in this game.




Offline Mike0

This so sounds like Anne, they've just changed floors from one day to the next. I think that they're all, these flats, in touche with each other because in one of my stops, after having a look at the girl, I said, "Oh I thought you're someone else. I might come back later." (second half is sometimes added when I want to reserve another chance for a rainy day :P) and the maid goes to me, "Yeah, you're coming back everywhere..."  :rolleyes:

But re Anna, I couldn't agree more. Actually, when she said she's British, although I could tell immediately it was def not the case, I didn't challenge her because frankly it doesn't matter. But an honest person, would immediately add, "Yeah, my accent is because I'm originally from bla bla etc."

I'm not sure she doesn't enjoy her work full stop. She didn't enjoy it with me. And when this was obvious I didn't think there was a point challenging her on this because I can't make her like me. If anything, the challenge should be posed to the people employing her, "Hey, she's not got the skill which is 'fool people into thinking that you like them...' 

And it's funny, she always stands in the front of the mirror preening herself, only stepping away to wank off a client; I must be the only one having left visibly dissatisfied otherwise she would have had to decide a long time ago, "God, who is this girl looking at me from the mirror? I can't believe that's me, given the feedback everyone gives me!"   :sarcastic:

But I guess there are people, and maybe even a majority, who don't care about whether the girl likes them or not  :unknown: 
« Last Edit: March 03, 2019, 02:31:49 pm by Mike0 »

Offline Meursault

Yes, I've now looked at the thread with pictures of her old AW profile and am convinced that "Lisa" of yesterday is in fact "Anna" of other reviews.

Yes she was constantly looking at herself in the mirror, before "action" commenced. A sign of a certain unhappiness perhaps.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2019, 04:04:58 pm by Meursault »

Offline Laney08

OP come on mate lol. As I read it you went for a £30 pump n dump from what might well have been a trafficked girl given those prices/locations and you're wondering why she doesn't treat you like prince charming :D

I admit there are probably non-forced girls fucking away for a price of a couple of Papa John's pizzas and loving it but betting the majority are either acting or unhappy.

Admittedly it's often paying a premium but I usually try to stick with girls I believe are as independent as possible and definitely not trafficked. I believe in VFM but man there are limits

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OP come on mate lol. As I read it you went for a £30 pump n dump from what might well have been a trafficked girl given those prices/locations and you're wondering why she doesn't treat you like prince charming :D

I admit there are probably non-forced girls fucking away for a price of a couple of Papa John's pizzas and loving it but betting the majority are either acting or unhappy.

Admittedly it's often paying a premium but I usually try to stick with girls I believe are as independent as possible and definitely not trafficked. I believe in VFM but man there are limits

I am not sure what you say here is correct...This is Soho after all
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Sorry to hear mate of the Punter's Alienation  :(
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Offline Meursault

OP come on mate lol. As I read it you went for a £30 pump n dump from what might well have been a trafficked girl given those prices/locations and you're wondering why she doesn't treat you like prince charming :D

I admit there are probably non-forced girls fucking away for a price of a couple of Papa John's pizzas and loving it but betting the majority are either acting or unhappy.

Admittedly it's often paying a premium but I usually try to stick with girls I believe are as independent as possible and definitely not trafficked. I believe in VFM but man there are limits
Thanks for the condescending and patronising advice. I have alluded to your comments in my review anyway.
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Offline ralhar

sounds like Anna... opinions are mixed - almost divided... but I think the above comments about money (although a bit critical and perhaps from somebody who doesnt punt soho) could be worth considering... I chucked her £55 for 20 minutes and got a half decent punt (see my review)... i would see her again... but i did get a hint of indifference at times... again... (apart from the ridiculous unnecessary body work)... she is a very attractive women to just walk in off the street and fuck for £55.

she should either up her prices and put the effort in or find another line of work or a different way to get business maybe (eg not soho)... i wonder if she changed her name because she's not getting any repeat business.

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OP come on mate lol. As I read it you went for a £30 pump n dump from what might well have been a trafficked girl...
There are no trafficked girls at the Soho walkups. They're right there with easy access on the busiest streets of London, and they have been raided before, with all girls checking out to be on the up-and-up. I've also seen large posters in their quarters with information on sex workers' rights, something that would be a good idea for all of these places to do.


I went looking for "Anna" again...

Negative
COMPLETELY passive
Literally like committing necrophilia
Silent, zero interaction, chin tucked in, eyes closed during missionary
Sorry for the disappointing punts, seeing as you had two poor ones recently. As for Anna, there was a huge buzz around her starting with her first TOFTT review from yours-truly, but the buzz was really just based on her looks being at the upper level of what can be found in Soho. As for service, the vast majority of reviews described her as a dead fish. Service-wise she's not the worst, but far from the best. She's also been reviewed on UKP when she used to escort, and had mostly, if not all negative reviews based on her service.


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Offline Oskarm

sounds like Anna... opinions are mixed - almost divided... but I think the above comments about money (although a bit critical and perhaps from somebody who doesnt punt soho) could be worth considering... I chucked her £55 for 20 minutes and got a half decent punt (see my review)... i would see her again... but i did get a hint of indifference at times... again... (apart from the ridiculous unnecessary body work)... she is a very attractive women to just walk in off the street and fuck for £55.

she should either up her prices and put the effort in or find another line of work or a different way to get business maybe (eg not soho)... i wonder if she changed her name because she's not getting any repeat business.

I have handed her 60 twice and gotten really good punts both times. I went looking for her Saturday as a double header following Scarlett and walked way from 34RS because I saw Lisa (not Anna) only to go the NC and find Bianca as ANNA. Anyway, like they say in boxing, styles make fights. I prefer to move on from bad experiences and try to repeat good ones. I rank good ones as Nicole, Anna, Scarlett. I would happily punt any of them again.

Lesson: Always walkup and verify names and walk out if there is any doubt or live with the consequences of your gamble
« Last Edit: March 04, 2019, 12:32:14 pm by Oskarm »

Offline Mike0

 :thumbsup: that goes to show tha playing around with the names every other day can also hurt Business not just dodge bad reviews.

Offline ralhar

I have handed her 60 twice and gotten really good punts both times. I went looking for her Saturday as a double header following Scarlett and walked way from 34RS because I saw Lisa (not Anna) only to go the NC and find Bianca as ANNA. Anyway, like they say in boxing, styles make fights. I prefer to move on from bad experiences and try to repeat good ones. I rank good ones as Nicole, Anna, Scarlett. I would happily punt any of them again.

Lesson: Always walkup and verify names and walk out if there is any doubt or live with the consequences of your gamble

LOL I wonder if that Bianca had a brain wave and decided to cash in on the brand name... the footfall it generates likely creates some residual.

Offline Meursault

I have handed her 60 twice and gotten really good punts both times.
I'd be interested what you consider a "really good punt".
Are you going to review her and describe the experience in more detail?