Jailyn - HOD Pimlico

[Stanford97]

An odd and confusing punt. Appearance was better than her photos and better than most her porn videos. Also known as the pornstar Jai James. Former AW profile as Jai_x.

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Location:8
A modern flat just a few minutes from the tube. Everything was clean and well presented but the room was small and had no en suite.

Appearance:8
Much better than I was expecting as Jailyn’s poor acting skills make her quite ugly in some of her videos and her makeup varies quite a bit. I’ve nothing negative to say, I found her young face very attractive and her tits were softer than I expected. From start to finish Jailyn was friendly and easy to talk to.

Performance:3.5
The whole session was me just failing to get an erection. Jailyn was friendly and the initial contact was fine, Jailyn had stuck her tongue in my mouth before I’d even undressed and it seemed everything would be fine. Jailyn has the crappiest kissing technique though which just seemed to take the piss. Everytime she would just stick her tongue in my mouth and leave it there really rigidly and completely motionless, I couldn’t get away from it either as she’d constantly home in on my mouth throughout the session and everytime it just felt like WTF? Having not found the kissing in the slightest bit arousing Jailyn dropped to her knees despite me being completely flaccid. The OWO was done three times on my flaccid cock and everytime it just felt like WTF? She would constantly try to give me oral without pulling back the foreskin and it was just crap but she’d put lots of time and energy in and when I told her to pull the foreskin back it felt good but she’d then go back to not doing it properly. Jailyn then went into her shell so I just wanked off to a finish. Very weird.

£70 for 30 minutes

[Moby Dick]

She went into her shell?
And you wanked cumming on her shell?
Sounds weird?

[anonymouse72]

An odd and confusing review. I don't understand how you were so flaccid that she couldn't suck you off yet you were erect enough to have a wank. Other than her odd techniques I'm unsure what warrants a negative. Was her lack of oral and kissing technique the cause of your inability to get aroused?

[Stanford97]

Sounds weird?

It was, it was very weird. I’ve felt quite creeped out by the way she kept trying to kiss me and for someone so experienced to be so clueless, WTF?

I'm unsure what warrants a negative.

She was awful. It differed greatly from the usual negative where the SP has an openly aggressive or drab attitude, but you’d have to be either a retard or a cunt to try and kiss someone like that and to constantly try and give oral without pulling back the foreskin, awful.

There’s a good chance I won’t ever visit HOD again. I know from firsthand experience how shit the place is and Jailyn seemed about the only sure thing excepting all the average looking providers Dibble pimps out.

[anonymouse72]

Thank you for clarifying. The only reason I ask is that I'm in London in a few days and fancy a bit of Ebony. I'll look elsewhere.

[Jerboa]

I’ve seen Jailyn a few times, and once recently, correct about her kissing technique, shoves her tongue down your throat, which isn’t that arousing, like she’s over doing it, though I’m not that bothered about kissing, her body is hot and she gives good bj and good shag, very enthusiastic with me, and friendly bird, OP you sure it wasn’t more the case you just were having a bad day and couldn’t get hard?

[cotton]

Kinda wierd. But everyone has there thing and if kissing is the thing that arouses you then that would set the encounter on a bad footing. Personally im not into kissing but if a girl stopped me running my hands over her ass and between her legs that would definately take the wind out of my sails and impair my arousal so i can see it happening especially if the girl is rubbish at oral aswell. 
Sounds like it was just a unfortunate mismatch , better luck next time op.

[Stanford97]

Sounds like it was just a unfortunate mismatch

With so many previous positive ratings it’s the most likely case. It’s odd how some people just don’t gel. I can accept (with a more negative rating) that some people don’t want to do genuine DFK with so many random slags walking through her door but to try and kiss someone like that is completely unfathomable to me.

Maybe I was too quick to turn to HOD bashing although giving up on the place seems a sensible option to my own punting experience and criteria.

[Jerboa]

With so many previous positive ratings it’s the most likely case. It’s odd how some people just don’t gel. I can accept (with a more negative rating) that some people don’t want to do genuine DFK with so many random slags walking through her door but to try and kiss someone like that is completely unfathomable to me.

Maybe I was too quick to turn to HOD bashing although giving up on the place seems a sensible option to my own punting experience and criteria.

Yes true I've had the same where I've not had a great time with well reported girls, maybe a neutral would of been more apt, Hod is what it is, the format will always be busy in and out, or girls wouldn't work there, but for 60-70 notes where else can you shag a bird who's been on brazzers?