1sexymisulka1 - Crawley

[Perkystarfish]

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£60 for 30 minutes

Location: residential house on busy road, on street parking round the corner, felt reasonably discrete.

Michelle: Polish, blond early/mid 30s; very little makeup, nice tits, not gym fit, but not fat either. I found her attractive, which is all I cared about! She was a little crazy, but in a good way, reasonable English, and chatty, but not to the point of being annoying!

Services: 30min incall, only wanted OWO with CIM on offer.

Delivery: DFK from the get go, plenty of energy and mutual groping. Onto the bed, and she went straight for it, really pleasant OWO, deepthroat, very little hand action, all head bobbing. CIM was delivered, and discretely placed in a tissue.

A relaxing cuddle and more conversation was followed by round two, same as the first, but she needed to use a little more hand to encourage the second pop.

Summary: Enthusiastic delivery, from a reasonably attractive girl, two pops, and all for £60.

Return: Yes, you can’t go wrong, although I would probably have a look around before I went straight in for another booking.

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review. Been a while since I've gone for 2 pops in half an hour. Good value @ £60. How tall you would you say she is and what dress size? I get the impression from the pics she's a bit of a chubster but if she's tallish, she might be able to carry it better.

[DrConners]

Cheers for the review. Been a while since I've gone for 2 pops in half an hour. Good value @ £60. How tall you would you say she is and what dress size? I get the impression from the pics she's a bit of a chubster but if she's tallish, she might be able to carry it better.

Look at this bullshit photoshopped picture Fuzzy - She looks like a big old unit to me   

Cheers for the review regardless Mr Starfish 

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[Fuzzyduck]

Look at this bullshit photoshopped picture Fuzzy - She looks like a big old unit to me   

Cheers. I agree. I was just managing my own expectations should I pay a visit; I don't mind a bigger girl if she looks after herself. However all the photos are old or shopped, even the ones on previous reviews. I'm thinking nudging or over 40, some belly and tits that are heading south. However, if she delivers, then it still might be worth a quickie.

[Sparta Prada]

I must admit I have been tempted by this profile based on the likes list alone. She does look like she's going to be a fair sized unit but her prices seem ok for the fun you could have!

Just seen one of the other UKP reviewers stating she may be a size 14, even that seems pretty optimistic to me 

[Perkystarfish]

She is reasonably tall, I’d guess 5.10 something like that.

Agree about the photo, but the others are a reasonable likeness.

All in all what do you expect for £60....

[DrConners]

She is reasonably tall, I’d guess 5.10 something like that.

Agree about the photo, but the others are a reasonable likeness.

All in all what do you expect for £60....

A depressing ............ but fair point 

 

[Fuzzyduck]

She is reasonably tall, I’d guess 5.10 something like that.

Agree about the photo, but the others are a reasonable likeness.

All in all what do you expect for £60....

Cheers. I'm guessing you mean 5'10" in heels; otherwise she's an amazon.
For £60, I think it was a VFM punt. Her hour price looks more like it should be £100.

[Baldoldboy]

My word you boy's do make me smile with your comments on these girl's. Obviously you all look like Channing Tatum or David Beckham? Unfortunately I don't so I'll be more respectful and she looks very nice and has a great rack (My favourite body part).