External Link/Members Only Needed a WIHJ today. So popped into colour & beauty up town. Hoping I’d see Helen again, (see my previous review) but didn’t see her, saw two 30 something burds (not bad). I ask for just a HE. No good today I’m afraid. They wouldn’t budge. Wanted me to have at least a 30 mins massage first. Which I didn’t want, so I left.
On my way home thought I’d try my luck in the two TCM shops in Bearwood. Surely one would wank me off for £20.
So tried natural therapy( think that's what it said in the window, certainly not Japanese, it's Chinese) by the bear tavern pub. (Entrance is definitely for the brave, plenty of shoppers and slow traffic). Decent looking burd on the front desk (early 30’s). Told her I haven’t a lot of time and just wanted the HE no massage. She looked a little unsure, and told me I would have to have a massage first. I told her again I hadn't got time. She was umming and rrrrring for a while, then after seeing the colour of my money (£20 note) she agreed.
Led me to a room. I took my coat off, she didn’t like that, went to take my shirt off, she said “no, just pull trousers down” so I did that, then went to lie down. “No lie down”. So I went to sit on the table. “No no, you stand!”
Then she starts pulling the fuck off my placid cock, whilst holding tissue to catch my spunk. I had a bit of game getting hard as she was rushing like crazy. I get fed up of holding my shirt out the way so take it off. She was wanking furiously. I told her to "slow down, plenty of time," a couple of times. But she wouldn’t listen.
It wasn’t working, so I told her it will be better if I lie down. She reluctantly agreed. I got hard and shot. She wiped me with tissue once, but I kept producing more spunk to be wiped, which annoyed her. Then before I’d even pulled my pants up she said “bye!”
Maybe she’s different if you book a massage. But obviously don’t bother with a WIHJ. She wouldn’t tell me her name. Possibly the worst HJ I've ever had.
