*Classy_Carmen* Nottingham
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External Link/Members Only Hi everyone, I'm posting this review in response to a comment from NervousJ. This is my first review and probably my last as I'm leaving this green and pleasant land later this year.
A little about me first. I'm 6'3, quite muscular, quite good looking and I'm always showered, smartly dressed, clean shaven above and below, freshen my breath, put on aftershave and am polite and respectful to escorts, as in my experience the escorts can more friendly and give you a good time when I'm like that, although I don't always receive that response from them. I have been punting for over three years and am lucky enough to be able to go three or more times a week.
I saw Carmen twice in the summer last year and the service was fairly good, not brilliant but good enough for a return visit. Carmen is a pretty girl, black hair, nice face, very tall between 5'10 to 6 foot I would say and looks like she wears fake tan as she appears slightly orange. She says shes 24 and I don't think she was lying, the most I would put her at is 27 if she was lying. She has obvious fake tits which look a bit weird and some nasty scars, but I've seen a lot worse. She has a nice arse, her pussy isn't tight, she is probably size 8 top size 10 bottom. She was very long legs, thick thighs and big feet which make her look odd and disproportionate and put me in mind of a clown.
Like her profile says she offers a girlfriend experience. She is nice to talk to and will make you feel special as everything you say is amazing and brilliant and you are the best person ever, although at times the conversation does feel rather fake and forced and slightly scripted. Regarding the sex, it feels like someone who has only just started having sex, as she's shy, feels like she doen't know what to do, so it's more of a case of you leading and her responding. You would say inexperienced but considering she been doing it for a while, she just not that good at sex. It can feel mechnical and going through the motions at times. The passion that was promised is absent, kissing is okish but lacks passion and the cuddles were brief and emotionless. But she is a pleasant girl and as gfe it's about average, and would recommend it if thats what you're looking for, but it's fair from mind blowing.
If you are hoping for a porn star experience, then shes not the girl for you. If you want someone who knows how to please a man, is proactive, takes the lead, is a complete dirty whore, with lots of experince and will rock your world, and good at sex, then I would avoid her and goes elsewhere.
Just a couple of things to note. On the second visit I noticed she had a cold sore, she told me she gets them a lot, so be careful she does not pass it on to you. Also on the second visit she was on her period, and shes quite happy to continue working while shes having it. To me this is gross and dispectful to her customers. After I banged her the first time and noticed the blood I was quite put off but she let me bang her arse for the rest of my two hour stay.
Just one more thing which I hope will save some peoples emotions. I've read her reviews and some people seem fairly loved up with her which I understand but please bare this in mind. You are paying her to be really nice and totally into you, Carmen offered me her personal phone number during my first visit but I politely declined as I have done with a few other escorts who have offered or asked my number as I have no interest in escorts being in my private life. If she gives it to you, it doesn't mean she is interested, it means she wants to keep you as regular customer so the cash continues to flow in.I have heard stories of escorts dating and marrying their customers, but if you are hoping that will be the story with you, I hate to break your heart but Carmen has a boyfriend back in Lithuania, so be aware if you're looking for an escort girlfriend.
If you are wondering why I returned for a second visit in the summer and third visit before christmas, the reasons are, she is pretty, nice and easy to talk to and more importantly for me she takes an arse fucking very well.
Now onto my visit before Christmas and why it was negative.
As always with Carmen I paid for two hours and all the extras.
I telephoned early in the morning during the working week and asked for an afternoon appointment, I should point out that it's not Carmen who answers the phone, it's her madame/pimp/manager/call handler. The women on the other end sounds nothing like Carmen and has a different accent, this was further confirmed when Carmen had no idea abouts how long I wanted or services when I spoke face to face with her. The location was on Brightmoor street which I have been to many,many times and seem lots of different girls there and generally it's been good. As with every punt I like to arrive 10 minutes early as normally this ensures the punt starts on time and in some cases a bit early.I sent a text to say I'd arrived no answer, waited five minutes and phoned, no answer, left another text. It got to the time so I phoned again yet again no answer and left a message. Five mintues past the time phoned again no answer, waited another couple of minutes and text again saying is it still on? and that I would give it another few minutes before I left. Nearly 15 minutes past the time my phone rang and was told to press the buzzer and that she was on the ground floor; no apology. During my time waiting I did not see anyone leave so it couldn't have been a case of a customer going over time. Once inside I knocked on the door but no answer, I knew she was there because I heard her phone pinging a few times and her texting through the door. While I was kept waiting outisde her door a couple walked past me and I began to feel uncomfortable. I knocked again no answer but continued to hear her phone pinging, this time a tall, smartly dressed man walked through and stopped and smiled at me and had a "i know what you're up to" smirk on his face. I felt very uncomfortable at this point and felt like leaving. When he went I knocked again very loudly and finally she opened the door. She greeted me with a smile and recognised me but couldnt remember my name. She didn't apologize for keeping me waiting, she gave me a kiss but she had cigarette breath which was gross. We sorted out the paperwork and she offered me shower which I said yes to as I wanting her to rim me. When I went to dry myself I picked up the towel and saw it was dirty and used before me, as it was grubby, damp and had hairs on it. I asked for another towel but she said they were all in the washing machine, so used my own clothes to dry myself. I went into the bedroom and she asked if I wanted some water, when she went to get it I noticed the room smelled, there was a lot of her hair on the floor and the bed was disgusting, it had lots of cum stains on, pubes and two brown patches which i'm guessing was arse residue. She came back with the water, but the glass too had be used and not clean as there was lip marks on the rim in places, so i had a quick sip. She was wearing the same clothes as she always does which I took off and we began kissing, the kissing was light, very little tounge and lacked enthusian. I tried to inject some passion into it and kiss her more deeply, but she blocked it with her tounge so ran my fingers through her hair. Her hair was very greasy and her hair is a lot thinner than before and looking at her properly later i could she she was losing it and had a number of thin patches, which was evidenced by the hair on the floor. I felt sorry for her as she is such a pretty girl and its a shame she was losing it, I hope for her sake it grows back. I ran my hands over her body and noticed she had put a bit of weight on round her belly, thighs and bum. Before we got onto the bed I asked if you could put a towel or sheet on top on the bed but she said no. She lay on the bed and i again stated to kiss her but this time it felt even more lifeless and mechanical. I got a good look at her while on top, like i said her hair was thining and greasy, her face was also greasy with two pussy spots but thankfully no cold sore this time. What I found disgusting was she had a few black hairs growing out of her chin and cheeks and a very long one under her chin, I thought why didn't you wax or pluck? As i began to kiss further down her chest I noticed she smelled of B.O. and another smell of which I can only describe as old man sweat on her torso, she clearly she had not showered between clients. I went to suck her tits her left nipple had a long black her growing out of it so avoided that one so sucked the other, but I could smell cigarette smoke on her boobs so it look s like the last customer was a smoker. Kind of wish i left then but the fog wanting a shag was upon me. Kissed her belly and saw it was rather downy, but the hairs were blonde not brown or black. She opened her legs I looked at her nice pussy, this was clean shaven, I run my hand up her legs but they were prickly, both lower legs and thighs, and when I looked i could she they were quite hairy and I thought you shave your pussy but not your legs, her standards have dropped. As she opened her legs, out of courtesy I felt compelled to lick her, I wish I did not, it smelled and I got a white pube in my mouth, it wasn't hers or mine, clearly an old mans, mega gross! By this i stopped paying her attention and let her work on me instead. I lay there and she kissed me started to wank me off then blow me. I must point out she has never ever wiped my dick before giving me a blowjob. Considering she has been doing her job for a while now her blowjobs were still shit, no deep throat, no passion, gentle licks and sucks and could hardly feel her sucking me, it was like she hated giving blowjobs. It this point I noticed her phoned had pinged several times while I was there which was annoying. I tried to make the blowjob more pleasant for me and asked to look at me while sucking but she ignored my requests several times, I tried to ask her guide her to suck my dick in different ways but again she ignored me. She then said would I like her to lick my balls which I said yes too, again this crap, so asked to to rim me as I paid extra for it, she did rim me, but you could tell she hated it as she barely touch it, just a very light touch which lasted 2 minutes maximum. I was very bored of her oral skills and asked for sex. On with the condom and into missionary, but she lay there like a sack of spuds, no effort, no enthusiam, no passion, completely lifeless, very lazy, mechanical and boring, several times I caught her staring into space and looking uninterested, she might as well have been asleep. She put her legs onto my shoulders but as i was pumping if felt like she put her arm between her thigh and my body but when I looked down it was the fat of her leg rolled up causing the feeling. We switched into cowgirl which was better and she put a little bit of effort into but she she still looked bored, her phone was constantly pinging too. I finished up in doggy and pumped away trying to get near the point finishing so I could cum in her mouth. Her phone rang while in doggy, she looked at her phone to see who it was, but instead of pressing cancel she let it ring for ages. When it stopped I got near the point of no return, pulled out whipped the condom off and she turned round and let me cum in her mouth. I then laid down while she does what she always does when I cum in her mouth and she went into the bathroom to make herself sick. As i heard her chucking up I thought to myself i wish i hadn't of come and that I won't see her again after this and standards had completley dropped. When she came back we started to talk which for me was the second best bit of the punt, she talked about her university and I about me moving to the states next september. The conversation was ok but at times a bit too fake and forced like if she was reading from a script of what to say the customer to make them feel special. I looked at my watch and saw the time was getting on so went into round two. Stated in doggy, then asked her to lay prone while i put it in her arse and fucked her, again no effort from her so closed my eyes and though of much better shags I had. I then aked to go into doggy, but the dirty girl put it in her pusssy! I did mention later she can get nasty infections from going from arse to pussy, but she didn't seem to care when I gave her the advice. While fucking her arse again her phone was always pining,after I came I went to the bathroom then came back to chat again before round three. We had the general chit chat again but then her phone rang again she looked at it and ask if she could quickly answer it, I said yes thinking it would be her manager and would only be a few seconds, I was wrong. She started speaking in Lithuanian. After finishing my masters I lived and worked in Lithuania for three years and dated a few girls while i was there, so I'm fluent in Lithaunian and knew exactly what she was saying, she was speaking to her boyfriend. After a few minutes I waved at her to get her attenion to basically say, hello i'm paying for your time. She finished her converation and I said so you have a boyfriend, she lied and said she did not, then when I spoke in Lithuanian she looked shocked and she told the truth and said yes she has a boyfriend back home. She then weirdly decided to start talking about him and showed me a picture of them two together. I asked if he knew if shes an escort and she said that he does not know what she does when she's in England, I asked if she worried he would find out, she said yes and said she was going to take her profile pictures down so there would be no way of him finding out if a Lithuanian guy knew him and spotted her profile. I said if you're worried about losing him you should think about maybe quitting but she said it's ok he wont find out. I know everyone is different but for me finding out the escort im doing has a boyfriend/husband or some form of relationship makes me feeling very uncomfortable and is a real turn off and has always been a mood killer for me, I know it doesn't bother most punters but it does me. In the past when I found out they had a partner I was toatally turned off and have left punts early. I have never made a fuss explained my reason her leaving and never asked for money back and refused even when offered some money back, no escort has ever had a problem with what i said and me leaving early, and it's often been said I'm very sweet for thinking that way/having those morals and hoped I would find someone nice one day. When I politely said thanks for a nice time but I'm leaving early and explained that having sex with her while she had a boyfriend made me feel uncomfortable, she immediatley became aggressive and rude. Started calling me gay, saying I wasn't a man, that I'm stupid and pushed me off the bed. I started to get quickly dressed and tried to diffuse the situation and be polite and said you can keep the rest of the money and even wished her well with the future, but still the insults came. I was in half a mind to say that she stunk and needed to wash and her service was really shit comparedto the summer, but thought better of it and wouldn't reduce myself to being petty. As i started to leave she started pushing me again towards the door and as she closed the door she shouted out gay to me. Once back outside I felt pissed off and said to myself that was one visit too many and I felt really sorry for her boyfriend if thats what she was doing behide his back. Went home, showered, changed and booked another escort for that evening which made up for the afternoons disappointment.
Ignoring the hostile reception and prending I just paid for the hour and left after fucking her arse. I would say that the service was not value for money and not worth the increase to £110 pounds per hour, more like £70-80 as the service was lifeless, and lazy and felt very fake as if she hated her job. As for the extras, cim, facial and anal are worth, it but rimming and swallow are a waste of money as the rimminng is poor and she chucks up your cum. Even if we left on good terms and she was single I would not return.
I hope that if she returns, you guys dont go through what i went through and that she improves her service and gives you a good time if you choose to visit.
That's my review, how I've written it, my experience and my views, I ask you to respect it and other peoples reviews as I do yours. If like one pathetic troll I have come across, you want to make childish comments, be my guest I don't care, I will ignore you.
I hope this review has been of help and happy punting guys.
