External Link/Members OnlyI know this place has been reviewed to the high heavens but I did go on Tuesday and thought its only right I write a review for the meet anyway.
Price£30 for half an hour & £20 for HE.
WomanThe receptionist, don't know her name, looks to be easily in her late 40s minimum.
VenueClean and a lot better than some places I've been too.
The Event - Had some car stuff to take care of and missed my chance to arrange a meet with someone I've had my eye on for awhile (will totally get around to that meet one day!). Anyway, get home somewhat disappointed and thought what the fuck just call Green and Natural, its 10 minutes away and in all fairness I wanted the massage more than anything else but how can you say no to a handjob?!
Made the call, super simple and was available straight away.
Got to the shop and have to admit a little disappointed I didn't get the girl I had last time but understand they rotate them around often so fuck it I'm already here and like I said I wanted a massage, money sorted, undressed and we are away. Have to give credit where its due, bloody felt good and relaxed through out after the initial 5 or so minutes working on my lower back (what I wanted sorting out before deadlifts later in the evening).
She asks me to flip over and I oblige to her request, offers me a HE and I push me luck "Do you offer oral?" to which I get a smile and a polite "no just handjob". Yeah of course why not, by this time I'm half mast anyway so go ahead...she oils me up and gets to work. No this is where it goes from good meet to great, after a minute or two it comes apparent to me that this will take awhile to complete as handjobs don't really do much for me.
I neglected to mention to her that I have been edging for a few days before my meet with the other lady I mentioned earlier in this review, she eventually got me to the point and I know whats going to happen but whatever it will be funny. Like someone squeezing a tub of e45 cream as hard and fast as they can it spurts out barely missing her face and upper torso, I laughed and she laughs saying "wow that was alot"...yeah I know.
Wipe down and say good bye.
ConclusionWeighing up the the difference between the local WGs £60 for 30min or massage/HE for £50, I think its reasonable and would definitely go back if I was prioritising the massage first and foremost.
