Author Topic: ..Lady Bella@@ - Lady Bella - Neasden  (Read 2147 times)


1 review(s) for ..Lady Bella@@ (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Brazilian Martian]

Offline Triangulate

Lady Bella

Time: 30 mins
Price: £60

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Comms: Usual method. Called up, got postcode, called again on street for flat number.

Locale: Sparse, shabby flat in-between some local shops. Seen better, seen worse. There were a few European guys making a racket just on the corner. While I was trying to be discrete, they were drawing attention my way.

Appearance: BBW type of course. Much larger belly with an off-putting, stretched saggy gut. OK boobs, decent big arse.

Attitude: Good on the phone, awful in person. Was immediately greeted with a flat "sigh...how long?", and not a hint of smile. Punter-sense tingling, this was gonna be a tough one.

Service: Confirmed OWO available. She ummed and ahhed but agreed. BJ was perfunctary, used too much hand and didn't get to deep. Five minutes of that, I asked for cowgirl - was denied "too big". Agreed to mish and doggy. Got the dead starfish treatment in mish, so flipped to doggy and made best use of her large behind to get off and get out.

At the end, asked her is she was okay, she just repsoned bluntly that she was tired. Didn't want to engage at all. Clearly this is not the job for her. Just got out of there quickly.

Pos: Decent big rump.

Neg: Not into it at all. Miserable, poor attitude. Lazy.


Avoid, spend your hard earned on someone who will bother to acknowledge you during sex.  :thumbsdown:



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Offline Brazilian Martian

Lady Bella

Time: 30 mins
Price: £60

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only


Comms: Usual method. Called up, got postcode, called again on street for flat number.

Locale: Sparse, shabby flat in-between some local shops. Seen better, seen worse. There were a few European guys making a racket just on the corner. While I was trying to be discrete, they were drawing attention my way.

Appearance: BBW type of course. Much larger belly with an off-putting, stretched saggy gut. OK boobs, decent big arse.

Attitude: Good on the phone, awful in person. Was immediately greeted with a flat "sigh...how long?", and not a hint of smile. Punter-sense tingling, this was gonna be a tough one.

Service: Confirmed OWO available. She ummed and ahhed but agreed. BJ was perfunctary, used too much hand and didn't get to deep. Five minutes of that, I asked for cowgirl - was denied "too big". Agreed to mish and doggy. Got the dead starfish treatment in mish, so flipped to doggy and made best use of her large behind to get off and get out.

At the end, asked her is she was okay, she just repsoned bluntly that she was tired. Didn't want to engage at all. Clearly this is not the job for her. Just got out of there quickly.

Pos: Decent big rump.

Neg: Not into it at all. Miserable, poor attitude. Lazy.


Avoid, spend your hard earned on someone who will bother to acknowledge you during sex.  :thumbsdown:



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She was in the Lambeth area a few weeks ago I was tempted to book her, it looks like I saved myself the hassle, thanks for the review.

Online jimmyjackjones

Thanks for the review, had her on the hotlist when she was in East London. Shame.

Offline Lance

Thanks fella. Saved me some money

Offline blackprince

This is good to know. I was actually considering seeing her when she was in neasden. Her ass in the pictures drew me to her. From your review im glad i didnt.
Banned reason: Undesirable homophobic cunt.
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Offline PapaSmurf

This is good to know. I was actually considering seeing her when she was in neasden. Her ass in the pictures drew me to her. From your review im glad i didnt.

Yea cosign. She's got a new profile under "BIG BUM BELLA", but the sleuths on this site put me up on this review.

Will avoid. I'll rather pay extra for better service.

Offline blackprince

Yea cosign. She's got a new profile under "BIG BUM BELLA", but the sleuths on this site put me up on this review.

Will avoid. I'll rather pay extra for better service.
please post the link brother
Banned reason: Undesirable homophobic cunt.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Jessiejonez

Well this being linked in a more recent post about her new aw of External Link/Members Only has saved me some money! Thanks mate.