Massage ONLY by pretty English lady in Chelsea SW10

[daddy919]

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536 Kings road in SW10
07723307951

£75/hr
+£10 if you want a better quality aromatherapy oil. But she uses grape seed oil which is still good.

In her 30s looks mid 20s. Petite- size 8, 5ft 6/7ish, think brunette, was dressed decently with no indication of anything, very polite and sweet. On the phone she sounds a bit like she's from hackney but she's nice. Pic of bed is real- flat is modern and very clean

Massage only - kept covered at all times plus boxers were kept on. She's a pro and works at different hotels and spas (didn't ask which). She sat me down, offered me a drink and I asked me a few questions which she filled out (name, d.o.b, medical history, contact info, allergies etc). My heart went kind of down at this point but went through with it. Took the dough before we started, left to stash and for me to undress. Massage was good! Worked out some knots and eventually made me fall asleep. She did do that light fingertip stroking on my back at some point and my hopes went up a tiny bit but they quickly dropped again. I was covered in towels and she wasn't going anywhere near where I really wanted her to. But i'm thinking of going back just for the massage 

[NoHo]

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more is definitely available
She has a tantric web site as well and one with a guy

[tantraman]

... more is definitely available ...

Do you have first hand (or even four hands!) knowledge, NoHo?

[daddy919]

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more is definitely available
She has a tantric web site as well and one with a guy

I've found two massage adverts by googling her number but no tantric adverts? Please link the tantric website

[Shagman45]

how is this a positive daddy919. jeeeez. Its just a normal pro massage you can get in 1000s of shop for much more cheaper and better. im not surprised as its on kings road.
so no extras what so ever and its a positive. daddy919 you are the same guy that gave that ugly shilpa strafford massage a positive, sometimes your right but most times your not.

[Waterhouse]

£75 + £10 

That is crazy money for a kosher massage, swedish or otherwise. The lady I see for massage locally charges £45 an hour for swedish/deep tissue etc. mobile or her place,  or £50 an hour if she is performing the massage in the salon where she also works.

She runs her own business both from home, mobile and three days a week in a bona fide salon where she rents the space and runs it as her own business.

Generally speaking £50ph is the going rate these days, with an upper limit of £55ph in some places.

(Local for me is Surrey commuter belt).

[daddy919]

how is this a positive daddy919. jeeeez. Its just a normal pro massage you can get in 1000s of shop for much more cheaper and better. im not surprised as its on kings road.
so no extras what so ever and its a positive. daddy919 you are the same guy that gave that ugly shilpa strafford massage a positive, sometimes your right but most times your not.

I give ratings on the overall experience of the massage- looks/service/hygiene and location. I gave this one a positive because of looks, massage and hygiene which were all good imo

[tantraman]

I give ratings on the overall experience of the massage- looks/service/hygiene and location. I gave this one a positive because of looks, massage and hygiene which were all good imo

I guess the key thing here, buddy, is that this review should not really be filed under Escort Reviews, as this SP is not an escort and indeed you only received a legit massage.

In any case, you have already quite rightly noted the same in the When is a 'massage' just a massage! thread.

[timbucktwo]

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more is definitely available
She has a tantric web site as well and one with a guy

Hi Noho, have you got a link for her tantric massage site, I would love to visit her if that's available. Thanks.

[Shagman45]

I give ratings on the overall experience of the massage- looks/service/hygiene and location. I gave this one a positive because of looks, massage and hygiene which were all good imo

Jeez.... i might as well start reviewing Physiotherapist i visit or girls i danced with as it involves physival contact.
daddy919 please learn moving on

[webpunter]

You should think about reviewing instead on UKP's bestie friend website Mnet
Or FBSM

I give ratings on the overall experience of the massage- looks/service/hygiene and location. I gave this one a positive because of looks, massage and hygiene which were all good imo

"service/hygiene and location" is / are peripheral intel
Obviously better that positive rather than not
Nuffink worse than towels on radiators 

However the key to the review is whether R&T / other add-ons on the menu

[Fuzzyduck]

how is this a positive daddy919. jeeeez. Its just a normal pro massage you can get in 1000s of shop for much more cheaper and better. im not surprised as its on kings road.
so no extras what so ever and its a positive.

+1

A generous positive considering OP clearly went in there hoping for more.

Also, not sure about posting the address? I couldn't see it on the advert, though that doesn't mean it's not public domain. Either way, if she really is kosher, then I'm sure she's delighted to be given a positive review on a hooker review site and her address given out.

[Demuncher]

What rating the OP gives is really down to him as it's always a personal experience, irrespective whether it's deemed to be VFM.  Having said that £75 for a straight massage is bordering on daylight robbery imo. I didn't think it was possible to pay more than £50!

I also went to see my dentist last week - should I leave a review?

[WARSZAWA16]

What rating the OP gives is really down to him as it's always a personal experience, irrespective whether it's deemed to be VFM.  Having said that £75 for a straight massage is bordering on daylight robbery imo. I didn't think it was possible to pay more than £50!

I also went to see my dentist last week - should I leave a review?

Only if the dentist was female and she put something in your mouth that wasn't a drill!

[Demuncher]

Only if the dentist was female and she put something in your mouth that wasn't a drill!

OK here's my review. 

Went to see my dentist the other day.  Mature lady who probably was quite a catch in her younger days and to my surprise a new assistant who was European, young and a solid 7/10.  Hopes of a threesome quickly evaporated though when it became evident that no clothes were being shed and I had been in the room for a good couple of minutes.  Was asked to lie back in the chair, so here I was thinking it could be a B2B but I was in face up mode so that didn't pan out either.  Then the rubber gloves came on so I was thinking it could be time for a PM but alas she rubbed anesthetic into my gums and had a little fumble around in my mouth - nothing more.  The next 30m constituted both ladies hovering above me and my willingly open mouth but no DFK materialised.  Instead I got needles, drills, scrapers and brushes.  The treatment was so good I didn't push any boundaries and kept my hands to myself.  Nice touch that I didn't have to pay until after the session and the maid at reception threw in a couple of free toothpastes for me.  Strongly recommended and I have booked again in 3m time.  Although £105 for 30m may be quite steep for some.

[Baxter63]

The site address is in the advert, btw.

If you click on the Map link and then the Get Directions, the address shows up. It's pretty standard for Gumtree but not for all adverts.

[Fuzzyduck]

What rating the OP gives is really down to him as it's always a personal experience, irrespective whether it's deemed to be VFM.  Having said that £75 for a straight massage is bordering on daylight robbery imo. I didn't think it was possible to pay more than £50!

I also went to see my dentist last week - should I leave a review?

+1
The rose at the end of OP's review confirms the subjective nature of these things.
Great review of the duo dental experience by the way, though would have welcomed more info about their tits.

The site address is in the advert, btw.

If you click on the Map link and then the Get Directions, the address shows up. It's pretty standard for Gumtree but not for all adverts.

Didn't know this. Cheers

[tantraman]

OK here's my review. 

Went to see my dentist the other day.  Mature lady who probably was quite a catch in her younger days and to my surprise a new assistant who was European, young and a solid 7/10.  Hopes of a threesome quickly evaporated though when it became evident that no clothes were being shed and I had been in the room for a good couple of minutes.  Was asked to lie back in the chair, so here I was thinking it could be a B2B but I was in face up mode so that didn't pan out either.  Then the rubber gloves came on so I was thinking it could be time for a PM but alas she rubbed anesthetic into my gums and had a little fumble around in my mouth - nothing more.  The next 30m constituted both ladies hovering above me and my willingly open mouth but no DFK materialised.  Instead I got needles, drills, scrapers and brushes.  The treatment was so good I didn't push any boundaries and kept my hands to myself.  Nice touch that I didn't have to pay until after the session and the maid at reception threw in a couple of free toothpastes for me.  Strongly recommended and I have booked again in 3m time.  Although £105 for 30m may be quite steep for some.

Dammit, demuncher!

I have my dental check-up next week with my 'regular', who happens to be an Indian hottie. I'm now going to have your words rummaging around in my head, as she's close-up and rummaging around in my mouth ... I'm gonna now have to hide an inevitable boner, which has been tricky on past visits!

[Shagman45]

Daddy919, looking forward to your next review...  Ive got 3 meetings next week.
1 with my team at work that includes the marketing team, a fit blonde. Maybe she can market my sexual needs
2nd with my sons teacher, shes really cute  maybe i can ask for private tuitions.
3rd with nurse for a dislocated shoulder follow up, maybe i can ask her to bend over.


Daddy919. Youve become the butt of jokes on this site

[WARSZAWA16]

OK here's my review. 

Went to see my dentist the other day.  Mature lady who probably was quite a catch in her younger days and to my surprise a new assistant who was European, young and a solid 7/10.  Hopes of a threesome quickly evaporated though when it became evident that no clothes were being shed and I had been in the room for a good couple of minutes.  Was asked to lie back in the chair, so here I was thinking it could be a B2B but I was in face up mode so that didn't pan out either.  Then the rubber gloves came on so I was thinking it could be time for a PM but alas she rubbed anesthetic into my gums and had a little fumble around in my mouth - nothing more.  The next 30m constituted both ladies hovering above me and my willingly open mouth but no DFK materialised.  Instead I got needles, drills, scrapers and brushes.  The treatment was so good I didn't push any boundaries and kept my hands to myself.  Nice touch that I didn't have to pay until after the session and the maid at reception threw in a couple of free toothpastes for me.  Strongly recommended and I have booked again in 3m time.  Although £105 for 30m may be quite steep for some.

Thanks for the review. Value wise, £105 for a 30 minute 2 girl fully attentive oral experience doesn't sound too bad to me.

[RAJEC]

A review of a legit massage (known from the outset) with 0 sexual services of any nature being unavailable, does not belong on a punting forum 

If you declined them then it would make sense, but reporting on something not being on offer almost defies logic 

[Fuzzyduck]

A review of a legit massage (known from the outset) with 0 sexual services of any nature being unavailable, does not belong on a punting forum 

If you declined them then it would make sense, but reporting on something not being on offer almost defies logic 

I thought massage-only reviews with no sexual services were permitted, so long as it's clear in the title. If OP went in there with a view to seeing if anything beyond a rub was on offer, then I see no problem with this being reported. In fact it's useful for other punters who might be wondering whether she will or she won't.

[Daman]

Could you pm me contact details for your dentist?

[Waterhouse]

I thought massage-only reviews with no sexual services were permitted, so long as it's clear in the title. If OP went in there with a view to seeing if anything beyond a rub was on offer, then I see no problem with this being reported. In fact it's useful for other punters who might be wondering whether she will or she won't.

I think you're right, they are allowed... however if everyone posted reviews of every above board massage they'd ever received, we'd be over our heads in superfluous chaff that we'd have to wade through in order to see a 'proper' review.

I guess that in my view its ukPUNTING not ukMASSAGE, so reviews ought to be reserved for paid for sex services, fine if they include massage or follow a massage, but not just massage on its own.

Not my rules though.

[Fuzzyduck]

Daddy919, looking forward to your next review...  Ive got 3 meetings next week.
1 with my team at work that includes the marketing team, a fit blonde. Maybe she can market my sexual needs
2nd with my sons teacher, shes really cute  maybe i can ask for private tuitions.
3rd with nurse for a dislocated shoulder follow up, maybe i can ask her to bend over.

This is good banter. I laughed.

Daddy919. Youve become the butt of jokes on this site

Not quite sure why you ruined it with this, but looking at your other posts and comments on OP, I can only assume you're telling everyone "Hey, look at me, I'm a big dick". Quite.

[Fuzzyduck]

I think you're right, they are allowed... however if everyone posted reviews of every above board massage they'd ever received, we'd be over our heads in superfluous chaff that we'd have to wade through in order to see a 'proper' review.

I guess that in my view its ukPUNTING not ukMASSAGE, so reviews ought to be reserved for paid for sex services, fine if they include massage or follow a massage, but not just massage on its own.

Not my rules though.

I agree, if everyone did. However, OP has more reviews than most on this thread and, whether you agree with his ratings or not, there is no history of him posting a massage-only review before. For a punter who generally tries to fuck a massage SP, I don't have a problem cutting some slack. Others may disagree. Either way, it's not against the rules.

[tantraman]

I thought massage-only reviews with no sexual services were permitted, so long as it's clear in the title. If OP went in there with a view to seeing if anything beyond a rub was on offer, then I see no problem with this being reported. In fact it's useful for other punters who might be wondering whether she will or she won't.

I think you're right, they are allowed... however if everyone posted reviews of every above board massage they'd ever received, we'd be over our heads in superfluous chaff that we'd have to wade through in order to see a 'proper' review.

I guess that in my view its ukPUNTING not ukMASSAGE, so reviews ought to be reserved for paid for sex services, fine if they include massage or follow a massage, but not just massage on its own.

Not my rules though.

Hey Fuzzyduck & Yondu616

I'm not sure whether or not legit massages are allowed to be formally reviewed, but I simply know that this board is for Escort Reviews, so it would make sense not to upload anything non-sexual.

I believe daddy919 knows this, as he had already rightly uploaded the same report in our When is a 'massage' just a massage! thread in our London board under Regional Discussion. I'm not sure why he bothered to unnecessarily repeat it here.

[Fuzzyduck]

I'm not sure why he bothered to unnecessarily repeat it here.

I agree. Seems odd.

[daddy919]

Lmao at the comments but I posted a review in case anyone who came across her advert wanted to see her. She's in massageme and other sites which are commonly used to seek for a massage and extras. I remembered the 'When a massage is just a massage' thread pretty much as soon as I posted the review so put it there because it would've suited to be there better

[Titti Tatti]

OK here's my review. 

Went to see my dentist the other day.  Mature lady who probably was quite a catch in her younger days and to my surprise a new assistant who was European, young and a solid 7/10.  Hopes of a threesome quickly evaporated though when it became evident that no clothes were being shed and I had been in the room for a good couple of minutes.  Was asked to lie back in the chair, so here I was thinking it could be a B2B but I was in face up mode so that didn't pan out either.  Then the rubber gloves came on so I was thinking it could be time for a PM but alas she rubbed anesthetic into my gums and had a little fumble around in my mouth - nothing more.  The next 30m constituted both ladies hovering above me and my willingly open mouth but no DFK materialised.  Instead I got needles, drills, scrapers and brushes.  The treatment was so good I didn't push any boundaries and kept my hands to myself.  Nice touch that I didn't have to pay until after the session and the maid at reception threw in a couple of free toothpastes for me.  Strongly recommended and I have booked again in 3m time.  Although £105 for 30m may be quite steep for some.

That's more like it, a proper review. Though TBH until I read this on a REVIEW SITE FOR PUNTERS I didn't even know that Reversed Oral Protected Fingering With Toys was a thing. Nice touch they wore authentic costumes. Can I assume she's your regular?

[Demuncher]

That's more like it, a proper review. Though TBH until I read this on a REVIEW SITE FOR PUNTERS I didn't even know that Reversed Oral Protected Fingering With Toys was a thing. Nice touch they wore authentic costumes. Can I assume she's your regular?

She's not actually.  She's a specialist periodontist apparently to whom I was referred to
Just an excuse to charge me more money.  My regular dentist charges me only £50 for 30m but she doesn't have an assistant so maybe I paid an additional tax for the MFF.

[Hansolo69]

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more is definitely available
She has a tantric web site as well and one with a guy

Check out this thread guys
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=224736.0

[webpunter]

Tantric means

- the burds try & convince themselves that they are doing spiritual healing shite & not just wanking blokes off for cash
- higher prices
- less chance of kit off
- not so fit & they try to re-invent themselves when getting older
- breathing & shakra bollox
- less fun stuff by the time you get thru the boring part [dozing off is a material risk]
- as for extras like B2B + oily TWs you must be joking
- even hint @ OWO or RO & they'll call the police 

Give me a busty slutty ex-parlour burd who has gone indie any day 
And day of the week ending in 'ay'
Or a FS burd who has toned down her offerings [they can be lots of fun despite no penetration]
If you wanna teach em a word - it should be edging & not tantric

External Link/Members Only

more is definitely available
She has a tantric web site as well and one with a guy

[Inajeep]

OK here's my review. 

Went to see my dentist the other day.  Mature lady who probably was quite a catch in her younger days and to my surprise a new assistant who was European, young and a solid 7/10.  Hopes of a threesome quickly evaporated though when it became evident that no clothes were being shed and I had been in the room for a good couple of minutes.  Was asked to lie back in the chair, so here I was thinking it could be a B2B but I was in face up mode so that didn't pan out either.  Then the rubber gloves came on so I was thinking it could be time for a PM but alas she rubbed anesthetic into my gums and had a little fumble around in my mouth - nothing more.  The next 30m constituted both ladies hovering above me and my willingly open mouth but no DFK materialised.  Instead I got needles, drills, scrapers and brushes.  The treatment was so good I didn't push any boundaries and kept my hands to myself.  Nice touch that I didn't have to pay until after the session and the maid at reception threw in a couple of free toothpastes for me.  Strongly recommended and I have booked again in 3m time.  Although £105 for 30m may be quite steep for some.

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