Lulu - LivingHealthcare - Putney: mucked me around

[Bravoo]

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This well known and well reviewed establishment in Putney.

I booked for the famous Lulu the day before and got a confirmation for the next day.

Parking is a bit of a nightmare if you don't know the area.

Anyways, reached to be told Lulu was not available that day.
There was another girl who I could have been persuaded with, but even she got pulled out for another punter, possibly for a 30 min session.

As I lay waiting, the receptionist came down after 10 min saying 'baby I massage you'. I didn't fancy her so I said no. She looked stunned by my refusal but clearly saw why I was pissed. Then she said she will do the first half of the massage and the other girl will do the 2nd half.

Mediocre effort from both of them.

The other girl tried to bargain for a 40 for top less HR, I said 30. She finally agreed to 30, but said 'next time you pay me 40'. I was like yeah, there is no next time at this place for me.

Both girls listless in terms of looks and effort, sorry I don't even know their names.

So in summary, typical Chinese establishment with bait and switch in action.

So many reviews about Lulu, but I guess that was not a day for me. I will not be going there again after this experience.

[sparkus]

As multiple reviews have said, this joint is notorious for arm-twisting to get extras cash for less popular staff.

[LLPunting]

Sadly sounds like your attitude and persistence also set you up for this disappointment.

If they shit you about your booked girl being unavailable when you arrive then (get your money back and) leave, tell them you will return when they tell you she's free.

EVERY place that has tried to do similar to me has always been poor for service and always offered lesser talent as the alternative.

Never haggle down girls in situations like this because you will almost certainly get less than you bargained for, just decline and salvage what massage you can or leave.   Spend your extras money elsewhere don't squander it.

[Frenchyg]

Hi OP I’m a regular here and I see Lulu whenever I go and always request the room downstairs - it’s only right you get your money’s worth by seeing the best masseuse and having the nicest room!

Because I am a regular I’m aware Lulu is on holiday until at least January so I find it incredible they told you to still come in to see her knowing fine well she’s not there! It’s very disappointing and completely unacceptable! Definitely gone down in my estimations.

[sparkus]

Classic b+s, I'm afraid. One shop managed to get around sky high demand for one staff simply by hiring another with miraculously the same name!

[Bravoo]

@llpunting, I agree but sometimes you want it after you have driven there for 45 mins and have been anticipating it for days. The dick takes over the mind and common sense.

[LLPunting]

@llpunting, I agree but sometimes you want it after you have driven there for 45 mins and have been anticipating it for days. The dick takes over the mind and common sense.

ALWAYS have a plan B (and more).  Check the area for alternatives, plenty of good ones around that part of London within easy striking distance in a car.

[sparkus]

ALWAYS have a plan B (and more).  Check the area for alternatives, plenty of good ones around that part of London within easy striking distance in a car.

Not happened recently but sometimes I get an urge to just go through with what's in front of me, chasing unicorns basically.

[LLPunting]

Not happened recently but sometimes I get an urge to just go through with what's in front of me, chasing unicorns basically.

I stick to pretty unicorns or ones who are so gagging for it they've already got my cock in their mouth in reception.  If I have to pay to service the farmer's wife then I go on my merry way, always an unguarded unicorn somewhere else.

[sparkus]

I stick to pretty unicorns or ones who are so gagging for it they've already got my cock in their mouth in reception.  If I have to pay to service the farmer's wife then I go on my merry way, always an unguarded unicorn somewhere else.

Yeah, the same, my farmer's wife sense ought to attract an NFU award.

On seeing Lucia in Angel my first instinct was to walk as I thought claims of her huge bust on here must be a wind-up. Must be very tight undergarments to hide those things is all I can say. Likewise Yuki at QI, very well hidden on first glance.