External Link/Members OnlyOk, so, after being very excited to see this girl, I finally got around to seeing her last night.
I thought long and hard about how to review this, and went back and forth from a negative to a positive and everything in between, eventually settled on neutral, but will outline what was good and bad so you can decide whether or not you would see is as positive, negative or neutral and whether you'd want to make the visit yourself.
As is my preferred format, I'll rant with no discernible structure and write things as they come to mind until i run out of things to say.
Physically, she is the girl in at least half the pictures. the latter 5 pics are her, the first 5, maybe maybe not. She did mention that she used to escort back when she was 18/19, she's 25 now, so there's a chance the more glamorous pictures are actually her back a few years ago, but in terms of what to expect, the clear face selfies towards the end are it.
She's right on the line of being chubby, i'd say a size 14, but she mentioned at one point while we were talking that she had a child, so i think a lot of it will have been as a result of that. a lot of extra skin around her stomach and sides, boobs are big, quite nice, but not quite as firm as you'd expect from her pics, but I'm sure that can be said about a lot of girls!
facially; attractive, nice make up, nice smile, you can tell she's this generation (god i sound old!) cos eyebrows have clearly been drawn on with great care
Services, pretty much standard, blowjob without, sex with, kissing, touching, you never feel like you're doing anything she secretly isn't enjoying, and she's a pretty good kisser.
Location, a nice modern flat 2 minutes walk down wellington street from the train station.
So here's what happened, arrived around 10 mins early, for an 11pm meeting, was asked to wait until 11:10 which is fine. got let in around 11:15. Before I'd arrived, when I text her to set off, she asked if I wanted a 2 girl with her mate, which i declined but now knew there'd be another girl in the flat. let into the flat, taken into the living room "my friend asked me to bring you through because she loved your beard and wanted to see it!", after letting her friend touch my beard, I was told by her friend to "sit down, have a drink with us, you're here for an hour anyway". It was very friendly, but i wasnt there to sit and have a drink with 2 of them, I wanted to go to the bedroom with the one of them - whilst it was trying to be friendly, I can imagine some may have found this a little uncomfortable and potentially intimidating, but perhaps they would be more sensitive to if someone was less comfortable with that, who knows..
Anyway, this is where it started to go downhill with her mate, as I had text saying it would either be 30 mins or 1 hour booking, so when she said im staying for an hour, i said that it may just be 30 minutes but I would pay an extra £10 to take it up to an even £100 as an apology for my ambiguity, and her mate responded "well, you still have to pay for the hour, cos that's what's been booked", to which i responded "no, that's not how it works, definitely not. I've already offered to pay the extra £10 anyway". she gave me a bit of a death glare, and the actual girl I was there to see tried to laugh to diffuse it and suggested we go through to the bedroom now.
Into the bedroom, I gave her the £100 i'd promised, she took it out of the room, and came and joined me on the bed a few moments later. We laid down chatting for a few minutes, she laid next to me half cuddling me, and rubbing me outside my jeans and the whole thing had a nice relaxed vibe to it.. finally!
after about 5-10 minutes of chatting, i sat up and started undressing her, kissing her which she was fine with, paid a lot of attention to her boobs. She had a very relaxed attitude overall and seemed to be enjoying herself. spent a good 10 minutes kissing her and kissing her all over her body, at which point i suggested 69. her blowjob was good, didnt go too deep, but didn't mind having her face fucked a little, did this for about 10 minutes before i sat up and asked her just to give me a blowjob.
Everything going great until i suddenly hear her friend aggressively knocking on the door and shouting "TIME'S UP - THAT'S YOUR 30 MINUTES THAT YOU ONLY WANTED!", curvy asian (dont know her actual name so that's what she'll be referred to from now
) acknowledges, only for her to knock again, this time opening the door, half coming into the room and seeing my naked hairy ass kneeling on the bed and reiterating "time's up, you have to stop now
ok?!". I told curvy asian I'd pay her the extra £40 for the rest of the hour, which she was fine with, who then shouted this to her friend, who said "Oh you want the hour now do you?!" then ever so graciously finally left us alone!
got another 5 minutes of a blowjob, and then just had to fuck this girl. condom on, missionary, kissing and fucked away as hard as I could for 5 minutes or so, knowing full well that little miss happy was on the other side of a very thin wall and could hear every time my body slapped against hers, and trying to make as much noise as I could
Finished fucking, laid down for 5-10 minutes having a chat, she wasn't in a rush to get me out, i made a few jokes about how I think her friend secretly likes me, got dressed, and was on my way.
so:
Positives:-nice girl, pleasant, seems genuinely easy going - doesnt seem jaded and resentful to men like a lot of wg do.
-facially quite attractive
-good kisser, fairly solid service all round
-nice apartment
Negatives:-her stupid friend - seriously, it didn't really bother me other than thinking several times "what a stuck up b****!", but it's just not good. she had such a bad attitude, clearly thinks that the sun shines out of her arse and anyone who dares question her deserves scorn and sarcasm. overfamiliar at the best of times, and plain rude and spiteful at the worst. I can see lots of guys feeling very uncomfortable having to interact with her and some even finding her intimidating.
-body - like i said, size 14 and not a toned size 14. it's a size 14 that should be a 10-12 but has let go a little bit, it's not a firm natural size 14
Other relevant-had clearly had a few glasses of rose throughout the evening. could taste it when kissing her and could tell by her demeanor anyway. didn't bother me, but might bother some.
-comes across as a bit of a party girl, doing it for the money alone, but i'd say 99% of girls doing this are the same, they just hide it a bit better
would i return? possibly, but probably not. Not that I had an awful time, but there's nothing there to intrigue me to see her again
value for money? I'd say it falls just short value for money overall, but i wasn't kicking myself for spending the money like i have at times in the past. would be value for money at £60-£70 for half hour and around £100-£120 for the hour IMO
in summary, it wasn't the fantasy date I was hoping for (she does look gorgeous on those pics!), but I had a fairly good time when I was actually alone with her and you could do much worse - just needs to get rid of her friend asap!
I wont link to her friend directly, as it might link this review to her profile, and it's not her review, but jindybandy pointed out in this thread (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=119872.0) that this could be her friend, and while she was in a dressing gown, without much make up and in low light, i'd say it's very very likely that this is the same girl.
so i've rated this neutral (and not just because of the friend), but plenty of info in here to hopefully help you make up your own mind on this one
fanks!
