External Link/Members OnlyPunted this late September/early October. I'm sure the lady had a name along the lines of 'Tina Nice Ass' or something equally as misleading. Good news is that atleast the Black hair part holds some truth, to be wholly honest she'd nee to replace the lady reference with slug.
Punting has taken me to some dark places in the past, this ranks as one of the worst.
Saw this girl doing the rounds again. Worth a (bad) review.
CommsOkay on Comms. Text her, she text back an hour later. I'd had no joy with any other provider at that point. Horrible wet day in Swindon that day. Went for it. Not much to it. Hotel name given, room number upfront.
LocationJury's in, central Swindon. Best bit about this punt. Hotel is budget, but new and extremely annomyous. Good thing, this is not the sort of girl you want to get rumbled with.
Parked in the Halfords next door. Got some dashboard cleaner after.
CostShe wanted £60 for the half and 80 for the hour. Big temptation to go for the hour. I'm embarrassed typing it.
The ladyFat, smelly, dim, mid to late 40s perhaps.
ActionNot much to write about here. Answered the door wearing some pink net, dress, fluorescent green, yellow knickers. Maybe effort was made here. I saw more than I wanted to at this point. Tempted to walk at this point but didn't. Brain was still in crotch mode at this point.
I strip, making small talk as I go. She doesn't understand a thing I'm saying. She's dimly nodiing. Police interceptors is on, I focus on this as I lay on the bed watching her unleash her rolls of fat. As she reaches for straight for the baby wipes I already know what I'm in for. "no oral without?" I ask. She shakes her head no (at least she knows this English). What I didn't realise that oral wasn't on the cards at all. She instead gives me a covered wank. Which wasn't even pleasant. 5minutes of this and she lays next to me after she announces "sex?!". I get on top of her in missionary which was awkward, a few strokes in and Im not feeling it, I'm actually not feeling anything. It was a bit like fucking a space hopper, she was so spherical even with her legs up like that. Asked for a change in position. Again, stupid, confused grin, a shake of the head and a "no baby". A few minutes of this and I can smell something like a stale piss stench from her crotch. That was it. I pretended to come just to get it over with. She "cleaned" me up. Got dressed, left.
Very close to trying to call other working girls to atleast get a finish, but settled for some food instead.
SummaryWould I go back? Hell no! She was a complete con.
