Had a bit of time to catch a punt on the way home from a meeting one evening, but High Wycombe isn’t an area I punt in so decided to take a quick flier for £60. I saw Patrycja’s profile, fitted the bill in terms of services I sought (OWO & CIM) and price and made the appointment by text
External Link/Members OnlyLooks 3/10 - I quickly looked at the previous UKP reviews under the AW number 4755684 and clearly those guys saw a completely different girl to who is currently on the profile. She must be in her early 50s, a bit of a gut, poor teeth. The hairstyle looks the same as the photos, but there’s been a four bit of photoshopping going on as she is nowhere as trim as the photo suggests. Patrycja says she is Polish which I don’t doubt.
Service 6/10 - I had blue balls and needed a release so I decided to crack on. She was ok with kissing, not the deepest but I didn’t want it to be. Patrycja was happy to allow her floppy tits to be fondled and sucked, and her cunt to be fingered, I’m sure reverse oral would have been fine but I didn’t go there. I just wanted Patrycja to blow me, which she did fairly well. When it came to the climax, Patrycja was coughing and spluttering which was offputting.
Car parking 3/5 - Patrycja works from a flat on a typical 90s built estate so the roads are narrow and parking for visitors is available but there isn’t much of it.
Premises 3/5 - the bedroom is fairly small, just enough room for the double bed which is pushed against the wall. Bathroom seemed clean.
Value for money 3/10 - price of £60 for 30 minutes is fine, but Patrycja is well overpriced for her age and looks.
Total 18/40 - positives are she seems willing, but she’s just not attractive.
