Nicole @ Sports Therapy Clinic , Old Lode Lane

[whatthedickens]

 Well, what can I say?
 I have been looking forward to visit this place for a long time, seeing all the positive reviews.
 At last, on giving a friend a lift to the airport, I had the chance.
 I phoned in the morning asking if it was OK to turn up without a booking as unsure as to what time I could get there.
 Told me it was no problem.
 Arrived soon after mid-day. Greeted by a very pretty young woman, wearing a short striped dress.
 Looked good. Told her I would like 30 mins, handed over £40.
 She, Nicole, left the room when I got undressed.
 I Lay on my front for massage. What massage ? ! She went straight for the crown jewels. Hardly had a massage at all.
 Very light touching of my back and legs. Saying that the reach unders and cock play was wonderful. BUT …… alarm bells
 started ringing, this was all too much too soon I thought. Onto my back, raging hard on, so Nicole continued till the
 inevitable happened. All very nice but all over in 15 minutes.
 It seems she had a booking soon so I was to get no more as she was preparing for the next customer.
 I grumbled that I had not had half an hour, or a massage and should have something of a refund, but that did not seem
 likely. I couldn't be arsed to argue, or too bloody soft
 So all in all Paid £40 for what amounted to a £20 WIHJ. Good as it was. Felt short changed.
 May be it would have been different if I had made a booking, I don't know.
 Anyway after all I had read of this place, not sure if I will return.
 In future I will rely on Li in Coventry, for half hours, or, Susan in Henley for 1 hour sessions.
 Apologies if this is long winded.
 Cheers WTD     
 

[mr.bluesky]

Perhaps you would have been better off making a booking for set  time. In the past when I have booked for half an hour you do get a massage before Nicole starts having a play with the crown jewels and usually if there's time left after the happy ending she will continue with the massage  until times up. A bit naughty of her to not tell you she had another booking coming up soon though. Have to agree with you about Li. £25 for half hour including happy ending  is better value for money . Even Nancy who works nearby to Li is better vfm With Nancy you get a firm not too sensual massage but when She's doing the happy ending she doesn't mind me slipping my hand inside her jumper and feeling her tits. ( jumper and bra stay on unfortunately)

[Tantric_mat]

My first experience there was much the same. It was a walk in and the whole thing felt very rushed, I came out feeling short changed. I have been back since and the although I had to wait 15 minutes as Nicole hadn’t turned up on time the massage and he was much better.

Gotta day I love the heated massage bed!

[Cendric]

I suspect complacency may be creeping in at Old Lode Lane. They have always relied on repeat customers and if they carry on like this then Laura will find a drop in business. Nichole has been the backbone of the business. Maybe she has worked there too long and needs to try somewhere else.

[inbruges]

Note to self: Always book in instead of turning up like a bumbling gobshite

[whatthedickens]

Thank for that. I realise a booking would have been better. I explained in my review the reason why.
Any need for the " bumbling gobshite " remark ?
Presumably the charm school you attended now closed down
 WTD

[Tantric_mat]

Note to self: Always book in instead of turning up like a bumbling gobshite

Says the bumbling retard

[Beamer]

Note to self: Always book in instead of turning up like a bumbling gobshite

Twat...........

[Nh88]

Is there anything else in the Shirley area currently that offers a similar service i.e HE and/or topless

[Midsman007]

I have been here around 6 times now and i never go for the massage, I explain when booking I just want HE and nothing else. Charge was just £20 and its never great, but does the job!

[PepeMAGA]

I've been there a lot, never book, always have a good service. Though I do always go for an hour, rather than 30 minutes