Penni Mature Massage Glasgow

[Jock D]

Incall 30mins £50

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Unfortunately, yet another negative massage punt for me again this year....2018 has been poor.

Comms
No problems, spoke to her on the phone...she asked what sort of massage I was after, when I replied sensual...she was very forthcoming in revealing her sensual technique...getting you up on all fours on the massage table...which I'd already read about on here.

I normally go for 1 hour massage sessions, but she quoted me...I think it was £80 and stated 15mins of that would include a shower at the start and end...so basically a 45min massage....the alarm bells were ringing a bit at this point, but decided to book the half hour anyway.

Arranged a time and she sent me the postcode, with the usual...phone for flat number when you get there.

Location
Mount Florida, in the south of the city...no problems getting there no matter which mode of transport you're using....free on street parking. Modern second floor flat....with lift...close to Hampden Park. The flat itself is immaculate with top notch facilities. All good so far.

Penni & Service
Here comes the rub...pun fully intended...she opened the door wearing a black silky  robe, which came off for the massage...to reveal a black sort of basque type number. I'd say she's definitely mid/late 50's....wearing a blonde, probably quite expensive wig....about a size 14 and around 5'5 without her heels on... a bit chunky...facially, average...overall, in  okay(ish) nick for her age.

However, I didn't fancy her, and...from the moment I walked into the flat, the whole experience was very production line and robotic on her part. She has a set routine for her massage and she wasn't going to budge from it...despite me saying, as it was only a half hour appointment I'd like teasing from the start. No, the teasing starts half way through when she get's you on all fours on the table. The inevitable result of this was...I was struggling to cum in the allotted time and wasn't helped by her constant time reminders...managed to just get there in the end...never actually fully erect....by wanking myself whilst she stood at the side of the table, with her saggy tits out with a stern look on her face.

Summary
Great flat and location...ruined by a robotic disinterested service from an auld bird that's past her sell by date, and not willing to change her set routine.

[Uncle Buck]

Doesn’t sound like a good experience at all.

Thanks for the review. The FBSM scene is chronic at the moment.

UB

[andymars19]

Thanks Jock, did spot that ad yesterday when looking for something for my next trip down but thankfully her working hours don't coincide with my off shift times...

[Rome66]

Thanks for concise review , certainly was pricey for what you experienced , and totally understand your negative.  Frustrating in that I do love the " on all fours" orgasm.  Been a while..... boo hoo