External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI just should learn that if plans A, B and C fall through to just go home and toss myself off. I usually wait a while before reviewing but thought a warning was needed.
She has a neg on here but I didn’t see it until I went to do this review.
Comms were via text and were fast and polite. Sorted out a meeting at 45 mins notice and paid £120 for the hour, location was flats on a riverside development just down the slope from the train station.
It is her in the photos, when she was about 2 stones lighter, and less photoshopped!!!
Got to the location and called. She sounded surprised that I was there but it was only 2 mins early.
Usual behind the door in dimmed light welcome, hair down and some nice undies. Shower offered and taken. Despite a few hints no drink was offered.
Comfortable bed, but had to ask for pillows, plenty of which were stuffed in a cupboard.
Told to undress, she did too. That’s when her actual size became apparent. Boobs have had reduction surgery, and she was not keen on them being fondled, despite the obvious scaring being quite old.
No FK, just pecks, no fingering, no RO. OWO was covered, sex in CG.
She kept offering a massage despite me repeatedly refusing.
Round 2 was just an oily hand job, but she positioned herself so she could toss me off and text with the other hand!!!
She must have answered her phone 4 or 5 times during the punt. FFS!!!
She says she has Indian parents but was born in Spain. Spanish language radio playing on her laptop throughout the meeting. I would describe her spoken English as pidgin but that’s an insult to the pidgeons.
AW profile says both Ipswich and Taunton but she says she is off back to Spain next week. If Brexit can do us any good then it might stop rubbish like her getting back in!!!!
My own fault as 2 mins research would have saved me, hope this saves a fellow punter from wasting his money.
