Was in LS10 area of Leeds and saw an advert for a professional massage. Booked 1 hr over phone, arrived at a semi detached house on what looks like a council estate.
On approach to the house a granny opened the door an invited me in, her husband was downstairs and she asked me to leave my shoes at the door. Looks wise she is very similar to the British pornstar nana funk and must be nearly 70!
Once in a very cluttered back room with massage table she asked me what I wanted, holistic therepy, healing or sensual. She was very upfront and asked if I wanted a HE.
Massage wasn't great, but I presume more is on offer as she kept rubbing her pussy into my hands as draped over table. On turn over she took her top off and asked me to finish over her fat granny boobs!

Rooney would love her.