Disclaimer: apparently her London tour ends tomorrow. Therefore this review might not be useful if/when she returns (as lord knows when that'll be). Either way here it is.
Background: saw her while punting Jess. Thought I had to check her out.
Comms: excellent. All via text but she is very forth coming with information. That means you can text her asking a sensible question and expect a sensible answer. By my reasoning the gold standard.
Location: air BnB in some fancy flats near aldgate east station. Discreet and convenient.
Looks: I don't care for reviews where we wax lyrical over a girls looks, I think the standards are low and it's too subjective. Kelly is facially attractive, if not stunning, but her body is excellent. I would consider her to be an archetypal female aesthetic. The picture of her in her high heels and long coat pretty accurately sums her up. She's not perfect, she's a person, so has stretch marks and other flaws, but that's fine. What you see is what you get.
Service: good. Her sense of humour is a little confrontational which is flirty but also mildly frustrating. She doesn't treat you like a customer which means you aren't always right. But she is affectionate and sexy. Good owo (not dt but plenty of eye contact and that sort of shit) and sex in multiple positions. Not sure about cim/cob as I shot in the bag with her on top. I arrived early and left late.
Verdict: I just saw she's actually 140 for 30 mins, not the 150 I gave her. Fuck it. Easy positive.
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External Link/Members OnlyI know none of you care but I may not bother punting again until she returns, if she does. It's not that she's that beautiful or she's the one or anything, she's just that much more or what I like then the rest it's a frustrating reminder of how little value there is on the market.
