External Link/Members OnlyLocationHouse of Divine Brothel Location 2 - apartment near Victoria/Pimlico - easily reached on foot from Victoria station. Saw nowhere to park, but you wouldn't drive in London, right? A steep flight of steps on the way, not a great location if that's a problem for you. It's in a residential area, but with footfall enough to not quite count as discreet. Nobody paid any heed to me going in (it's London), but neither was is deserted.
CommsAll via a maid, initial call answered on first attempt, very quickly. Time and date agreed on the phone. Confirmation message the following day, also replied to very quickly. No problems here.
Price45minutes = £100
Service ProviderLate 20something Eastern European SP - quite tall with long legs and a lean body build. Medium-small natural breasts. Completely shaven in all applicable areas, except her head - she had long and sleek black hair, which she tied back at the start.
Her pictures on the website are accurate, albeit they were probably taken a few years ago, because she's lost a bit of weight relative to how she appears in the picture. I wouldn't say that detracts from her appearance, as she's not too thin by any means, but it is an inconsistency and should therefore be called out. She also has a tattoo which isn't present on her photos, but it's not a central feature - I can't even remember what it looked like.
Facially, mileage will always vary, but I found her attractive. I wasn't put off.
Obviously, English is not her first language, but her conversational English was good enough that it was very easy to communicate and make banter/smalltalk throughout. Easy to talk to, with a welcoming and friendly personality (though, again, mileage always varies for these things).
ServicesOWO, CIM, RO, Kissing, Sex(multiple positions), HJ, 69
RefusedNot refused as such, as I never asked because her page on the website lists her what she's happy to provide, but deep kissing was not on offer, and she asked me not to use my fingers during RO.
The MeetReviews indicate HOD is very much a conveyer system. I must have timed my visit quite well, because I was quickly let in, and all the WGs were sitting in a central area taking a rest - so nobody else about. Led through to a bedroom at the back by the maid, and told to make myself comfortable. Requested a shower instead, and was shown through. Towels and the basic necessities available, though I always bring my own. This done, returned to the room and wasn't waiting long before Elizabeth entered.
Initial smalltalk and chat to break the ice. Discussed the services desired, and what I wanted. No issues here, though I suggested Elizabeth mostly take the lead due to being a relatively nervous punter. I will say Elizabeth picked up on that and made an effort to reassure throughout, with plenty of banter and chat, but no timewasting either.
Undressed, with some kissing (no deep kissing or tongues), and into OWO. I think Elizabeth was quite skilled at this - slower and more gentle, at my request, without aggressive thrusting, or being accompanied by hand. Lots of eye contact, gentle use of her tongue. All round, very enjoyable.
I wanted to go the distance (with no "only cum x number of times" problems), so after some time of this, requested a pause to offer RO, which was agreed. Elizabeth not passive at this point, and no fake moaning - never can tell, but she seemed responsive to this. After a time, she suggested 69. Again, no complaints here.
Sex was offered, so into missionary, doggy and cowgirl, with varying positions initiated by both of us. Elizabeth wasn't passive at any point - responsive during mish, with kissing and nibbling at ears and lips, and reaching around with her hand during doggy.
Asked for oral to finish - again, just as enjoyable as initially, although this time a bit more assertive and accompanied with hand movements to bring me to CIM, which I never asked for, but was a pleasant surprise. Some smalltalk to finish. I timekeep myself, so no knock at the door, but it all felt a bit laid back given that it seemed like a slow day for them. Said my goodbyes, was offered a shower which I accepted and then let out by the maid after finishing. My legs steadied up again around half an hour later.
OverallElizabeth was an attractive and adept SP, who was responsive to my needs and mood, which she accomodated as necessary. Banter and chat throughout, and never felt cold or impersonal at any time. On the contrary, I found her personality natural and very welcoming. I had a thoroughly pleasant and entirely positive experience and, while I'm not inclined to be fluffy or emotional about these things at all, I left happy that Elizabeth had offered such a great service and focussed on what I had needed (my previous (first) punt had been the total opposite, so I was glad to have been shown the other side this time around). No HOD conveyer issues, as other reviews describe, but I very much believe all the negatives on this that other reviewers have mentioned - I think I was just lucky enough to book at what must have been a very quiet period, hence less rush and fuss.