Author Topic: Ava HOD - a fucking granny  (Read 1937 times)

Offline Moneyd

This happened late April. I was going to review then but she disappeared off the website literally a few days after the punt.

Now she’s back.

Comms were fine as always with HOD.

She is not 43. More like 55, maybe older. Pictures are airbrushed to fuck. Never seen such a contrast in pictures to real life. Nice bit tits. Other than that she’s size 12-14 and has old skin.

Anyway. I decided to stay for 30 minutes for £70. Figured I’d get a decent BJ and I just wanted to shoot my load as I’d been waiting all day for a pint and didn’t have time to find another elsewhere.  She took the money and gave it straight to the maid.

BJ was ok. She seemed to have booze on her breath and the BJ seemed a bit aggressive. I should have walked. It was then that I figured she was keen to get the cash to the maid so I couldn’t get a refund and fuck off. I bet that happens a lot.

Got her to finish me off with her hands and left.

She’s either kiwi or ozzie. Can’t remember which.

Anyway. FUCKING AVOID.


Offline notcalledchris

She is older than most of their girls but to suggest 55+ is just silly.

Offline Moneyd

She is older than most of their girls but to suggest 55+ is just silly.

Why? There is no way she is under 50.

Offline pisceanuk

This is what happened with me twice. Fake pics and the person who shows up is completely ugly.


She is not 43. More like 55, maybe older. Pictures are airbrushed to fuck. Never seen such a contrast in pictures to real life. Nice bit tits. Other than that she’s size 12-14 and has old skin.



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Offline Stanford97

This review should stay at the head of all London reviews as a reminder to any fluffy mug what may lie in store for them should they go in search of the divine.

Offline Harry Monk

The title could be changed to "Fucking a Granny"

Never been to HOD so don't know if it's possible to request a different girl  :unknown:

Offline Moneyd

The title could be changed to "Fucking a Granny"

Never been to HOD so don't know if it's possible to request a different girl  :unknown:

I did and they were all busy.

Offline magnetico

She's got plenty of fake reviews linked from her profile on ProssieNet "stunner" "attractive" "magnificent" etc  :unknown: