Walk up massage parlour a short walk from reading train station
Stairs up, semi fake Chinese shopping and gifts on display.
Pleasant receptionist who recognised me and greeted me warmly.
Safe Street central reading, easy access.
External Link/Members OnlyI'm gonna mark this as a positive but some issues occured where if I was feeling unfavourable I could downgrade to neutral. More to come.
Ok finally attached the link. I'll try not to lose this review and have to rewrite it after previewing.
On route back from Oxford I passed through Reading, decided to go and see one of my favourite parlour so far.
This is where the bad news starts. None of the girls I've previously reviewed are there, there's a whole new batch of 3 present assured by the ever friendly receptionist "all good"
Now I requested an hour, and she said sorry everybody's busy, come back in an hour. I figured I'd check Google for other shops in the area but none of the ones that were in walking distance appeared on here so either it's super secret squirrel, or they don't provide the kinds of massages I tend to like.
An hour later I return and a reasonably pretty girl fumbles her words at me.
I get the gist that there's more time to wait.
Ushers me into a side room to wait.
A short time later the English speaking receptionist pops in to collect me, now if anyone's seen my previous reviews I've promised to get the receptionist in the room.
Giving her my best cheeky grin I tell her last time I was here I asked if she does massages, and she said she did. I asked if she'd be pleased to do mine today.
She gave assent and I could have done a hop skip and jump for joy, as now I'm seeing someone where I'll have zero communication issues, plus reading her feedback it seems positive.
Ushered into a room, gives me a chance to get changed, pops back in with a glass of water and I'm butt naked face down.
She pops a towel over and presses me like she's rolling dough
Or maybe like a kitten playing with a ball.
Anyways towel removed on with the oil and quite a reasonable massage to be had.
During the massage we talked a little, got to show off some of the chinese I've learnt for this sort of adventure.
We had a great laugh. As the language barrier was minimal
(First neg, as primary English speaker she had to keep leaving the room to give instructions in Chinese to the new girls)
In fairness she consistently apologised and offered extra time as compensation
Still the massage rolls on arms, legs, ass and some swipes and crunch time. She hasn't asked me for anything extra and turns me over.
She strokes the knees and downwards before going up my thighs..
I break before she does. And spurt out "so what options are on the table today?"
A keen negotiator she gives nothing away and asks me how much I have.
I roll my eyes at her and assure her that I have enough to cover as far as she wants to go. Still the canny minx refuses to discuss what's on offer and just says what do I want to do.
I brazenly say well nobody else here seems to do FS.
That's what I'd like but if not... B2B.
She agrees FS at £60 and starts giving me an oily preparatory tug.
And leaves the room to assist front desk leaving the mast uncovered at full strength .
Although it was a low risk, it was a little unsubtle.
Pops back in and apologises.
Starts stripping off and gets me harder again with oil and hand relief.
Wipes me off with sanitary wipes (presumably as oil is bad for condoms in addition to cleanliness)
Bangs on a Dom, artfully adjusting it down orally whilst removing clothes.
She gives me a bj and I'm thinking despite the cover it's a bit toothy.
I encourage here to wank me with lube and sit on my face. She does the wanking part ...
Eventually we swap places and she lies on her back and I attempt to get between her legs to munch down on ....access denied.
She doesn't like it
(Second negative aspect as I really enjoy this)
So mount up in Mish. All the usual excuses come out, too big, go slow, turns out she was lying because with a bit of lube and some patience, extended the trust each time she was soon panting like a champ and I was sliding in and out all the way.
Apparently she came??
Didn't notice a difference.
Change to doggy.
Gave her a reasonable pounding and really enjoyed myself.
But didn't come.
So off with the Dom and some hand relief to finish, she got me 95% of the way and I finished my self as she was playing with my perineum and rubbing over my ass entrance and licking my neck/kissing my lips.
An explosive finish, and she helps me clean up, has a shower and offers me the same.
I get dressed and thank her for an excellent time.
Would I go again?
It's hard. Good points were the massage and the hand relief and obviously the sex,
The bad points were the leaving the room to assist,
The enthusiastic toothy covered blowjob that wasn't my style,
(Someone else may have loved that)
And no RO.
Knowing what I know now I could probably go back if I extend the hand relief and fs and ignore the bj.
Her having to leave the room is a symptom of the lack of English by the other girls, and precisely why she's the receptionist (and incidentally as it came up in convo doesn't move like the others masseuses)
