Gents I’m not a computer geek, so can’t put the link in but here is here number 07708450530
I was halfway up the M6, dropping something off and after read Laid Back Mans review, I thought I’d see if the Dyson centre was open for a sale.
Pulled in services, sent a text reply was quick , postcode given , my cock was the gearstick full speed ahead , another 20 mins parked outside.
I was excited as a kid at Christmas, flat number given, cock sonar led the way.
Door opened by a tiny thin pale girl, boner gone. Although I’d seen her pics, I imagined a bit better.
Deal done , off she trots to stash the dosh , I get bollock naked hoping mr withdrawn will be sucked into life, she kisses open mouthed but nothing to get you going, she goes down n begins to suck the sad one into life , with hand n mouth technique. Attention seaman female on deck.
Top hat on and she slides the old boy in , she is tight n not very moist anyway I’m in and she’s working away like the cup n saucer ride at the fair, not like a choppy sea with some enthusiasm. I say to her I want to taste you, of she climbs , I kiss her and move my way down and just as I’m about to do my magic, she says I don’t come with oral only sex. Anyway I thought I’ve come 100 miles for this, so I’m a in a taste, all clean n smooth not a problem, so I’m tongue deep in her n I can feel her hands grasp n release mine, so I’m must be doing it for her until she says put yer dick n me I’m ready, so I stop eating at the captains table n load my torpedo into the firing chamber and 2 or 3 thrusts in she says she has cum, no twitching spasms to confirm, must be in stealth mode.
Anyway I’m bored now so I say make me cum with your mouth, down periscope and away she blows, 5 mins later all the seamen released for weekend leave
Off she runs with a gob full of shipmates down the drain, she returns a minute later hands me a handful of toilet paper, she gets dressed in sits on the sofa back to me no interaction, I get dressed n say right I’m ready, see yourself out she says, off I trot job done.
In brief
Flat was clean, girl was clean not unattractive but just plain, blow job was ok but the reason she gets you off is because it’s mutual with cock wank and no interaction. One mission make you come as quick as you can n get you gone.
The reason for a neutral is she just didn’t do it for me, paid 50 for half hour, probably done in 15
She may suit some but there has to be some personality n I don’t think she knows one
I’m glad I was most of the way there, cos driving 100 miles to play with the cardboard box after opening the present without batteries would of been me , not believing in Santa
I think if she let herself go, and interacted, she would b a great shag
