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External Link/Members Only1/2hr @ £70It had been long shitty day and I fancied a Thai, so I thought I'd have a go at this one. Worth noting I just wanted a pump n dump ..... just as well really.
Comms All comms were done by text, I'd texted about 3 hrs prior to meet, response time about 45mins but once contact was made texts back and forth were fairly quick. Postcode given, told to text on arrival.
Location Well this is the first negative, right smack bang in the middle of Botchergate. If theres a busier road in Carlisle I'm not aware of it. Had to wait loitering around until a few big groups of people passed and for a gap in the busy traffic. Text and let in, right up stairs to top floor bedroom/boudoir which incidentally was fucking freezing. House a bit of shithole but I was there to punt not move in.
Appearance Definitely the girl in the pics because she has tattoo on her stomach. Good job or I'd never have guessed. Height wise about 5'2 and a size 8 I'd say, so profile accurate in that respect. However like all Thai's she tends to carry the weight around the middle, so little plumper (if thats a word) than her pics would have you believe. The profile pics were probably taken quite a few years ago as she looks really slim and toned around the middle, not the case now though. The old saying 'the camera doesn't lie' is wrong, maybe in the past it didn't, but nowadays the camera is a lying cunt. Facially attractive but nothing special, just a typical Thai. Profile says 27, I say mid to late thirties.
The Meet After being let in and taken upstairs exchanged cash and before she took off to stash it she asked if I wanted 'whip' ... Her English isn't great and I didn't having a clue what the fuck she meant until she starting gesturing with her hand ...Once I realised she meant spanking it was a no from me so off she went to stash the cash. Got myself stripped off and on to the bed ready, when she returned she decided to turn the heater on thank fuck, as by now my cock was doing the disappearing act. Ten minute massage, actually not bad and allowed enough time to get the room and me warmed up, turned over and out come the wet wipes, clean up of me then on with the condom (was unsure of the logic here) then covered oral, half decent, followed by sex in cowgirl and finish in missionary, I asked if I could shoot over her stomach which she agreed to so off with the mac and I fired away. Quick clean up and a bit of small talk while I was getting dressed and I was away, about 25mins so not complaining.
Conclusion Difficult one this, I know what to expect from Thai's which is basic 'suck n fuck' most of the time which is what I was after, although her likes list states DFK it was never on offer, not that I was bothered but some people may be. I'll give it a neutral as it was neither a bad experience nor a good one, it was just an experience. I prefer Thai food more than Thai women, but the alternatives in these parts are 90 quid per 1/2 hr robbing Roms.
