Lovely Alice - Rommie conveyor belt - Touring - Leeds

[mrfishyfoo]

My ongoing hunt for new blonde size 6/8 pussy to fuck led me to Leeds. I’d spotted Alice’s profile ages ago and just hadn’t got round to her as TBH I’d always considered her as being too lame and vanilla. Well nearly 250 AWank positives and 30+ green on here told me otherwise.

Work then sent me to Leeds to do a job and I knew Alice was on tour so I thought fuck it in for a penny in for twenty two thousand of the fuckers as the itch was there and I had the urge to scratch it.
 
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The short version.

A piss poor excuse for a punt with a high volume Romanian conveyor belt.
 
The booking process.

This one shows her number which made life easy so I messaged her and we pinged a couple of texts around before I rang her. FFS she refused to pick up so the texting continued. Services “discussed” and agreed with an extra £20 for CIM if I chose to partake.

So that was that as I booked her for 90 minutes. Postcode supplied with an exact address.

No AWank booking request no fuck all which is just how I like it.

GAME ON !!!!

Well maybe not quite as I don’t believe it’s the lass doing the texting as I reckon there was at least one maybe two other lasses in that apartment.

The waiting game.

What waiting game. Not so little Fishy was in Alice’s mouth less than 4 hours after the idea entered his head.

The Venue.

A sensible serviced apartment near to Brewery Wharf in Leeds.

First I am going to describe her.

There’s no doubt whatsoever, in my mind, that it’s Alice in the pictures as she shows her face. I’m happy to say that her pictures are a highly accurate representation of the lass I met in the room.

First things first…..FUCK ME SHE’s PETITE !!

I’m not sure how long alice’s hair currently is as she was wearing it up when I met her. What I will say is she ain’t no blonde as its dyed/bleached light brown as she had about 1/2” of darker roots showing. Face wise I found her to be really pretty with her come fuck puppy dog brown eyes. I reckon that she’s a bang on dress size 6, not the 4 stated, and that her stats are 32-24-32 and surprisingly large natural tits are indeed the D cup claimed. She’s got good sized nipples with virtually no areola. Build wise she’s very athletic and IMHO is a right gym bunny as she’s really toned without any excess on her whatsoever, lean comes to mind. I reckon the 7 stone claimed on her profile is about right.

Alice has a couple of small innocuous tattoos and I spotted and no metalwork whatsoever.

Age wise I reckon the 24 that’s claimed is a bit naughty as I’d have put her as being a couple if not more years older.

Little fishy was absolutely ecstatic that this lass was about to give him a good sucking before I got up behind her to give her a good fucking.

As ever I am though conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Alice to be right up my street doesn’t mean that the next punter will agree with me.

The meeting.

I arrived in the vicinity of the venue 15 early and let Alice know I was there. FFS she kept me waiting which I “told” her I was OK with as long as she made up for it with a big kiss when she opened the door.

Well just short of 20 minutes after the agreed start time I was still waiting so I texted her to get on with it. The come on down text arrived and just shy of 30 mins after the agreed start time I was in.

RED FLAG NUMBER 1.

Alice did not greet me with the expected kiss. Alice was NOT dressed as requested.

RED FLAGS NUMBER 2 and 3.

I then asked her for my promised kiss and got a begrudging peck on the lips. So I asked her if that was the best she could manage and got LFK with the slightest hint of tongue in return. IMHO she was holding back.

Services discussed and then I handed over £200 of my hard-earned for 90 minutes of her life.

Alice went to stash the cash but instead of coming back into the room she went to the bathroom. I then heard the shower running. I don’t think she’d showered and was using my time to do exactly that.

RED FLAG NUMBER 4.

Alice then returned to the room with a towel in her hand. I then stripped…..

Alice looked at my cock and said to me “I don’t like big cocks, I hope that’s not too big” which made me chuckle inside.

….and went for a shower. Alice clearly hadn’t run the shower for me as I had to sort myself out.

Back into the room.

I then attempted to break the ice as I complimented her on her look, she really is IMHO FAF, and asked if she liked being licked.

Alice knelt on the bed at my side and removed her bra. I attempted to kiss her, which she dodged before she lay on the bed. I told her to keep her knickers on.

FFS she wouldn’t let me suck her tits, too sensitive apparently, as she told me she found my beard to be ticklish. Fine so I asked her to lay on her belly and licked my way down her back. FFS she starts moaning that it tickled and she didn’t like it. Knickers off, I removed them, and then it was rimming time. FFS she then told me off for giving her a rimming, it’s on her fucking likes list, and told me there’d be no more kissing as I’d licked her arse. So I said I’d go wash my face and rinse my mouth out. She told me that wouldn’t be necessary. TBH I couldn’t tell if she was being serious or taking the piss out of me. Her arse was actually very clean albeit it was also slightly hairy.

So I rolled her over onto her back. WTF she’s was hairy, maybe trimmed, and IMHO there was no way she’d shaved for at least 3 maybe even 4 days. Fingers refused, no surprises there, so I gave her clit a tonguing. Nice and clean with a buried clit and “chunky” labia.

FFS when I went to tongue her fanny she pushed me off and told me clit only.

RED FLAG NUMBER 5.

I then lost all interest in reverse oral and lay at her side.

FFS she pulled away from me when I tried to kiss her and again complained that she didn’t like my beard.

RED FLAG NUMBER 6.

I was by now very tempted to ask for my money back BUT she had my cock in her hand which was  distracting me.

Time for some cock sucking. FFS she worked the very tip only. TBH I found her oral technique to be crap. When pushed she got the first 4” in her mouth and then told me it was too big to go any further. She flat refused to suck and lick my balls even though I’d got less hair down there than what she had on her fanny. I now asked her if she was OK to fuck me given her earlier comment about not liking big cocks. She told me she’d had bigger so it wouldn’t be a problem. Fair enough as she now offered to ride me. TBH I couldn’t tell if she was trying to be funny or if she was actually taking the piss out of me.

Remembering that I’d only paid her for the 90 minutes I now raised the issue of CIM. Alice said she was fine with that BUT she wanted the money immediately. I offered to pay her after if CIM happened which was flat refused. FFS she then made me get the cash out of my pocket, she went for a piss, which I placed on the bedside table.

RED FLAG NUMBER 7.

Little Fishy had of course now returned to the party.

Bit more cock sucking and some use of her hand, again she refused to suck and lick my balls, and then it was time to fuck. Condom on and then she lubed herself up. Alice then mounted me, at my request in reverse cowgirl, and rode the tip and the top 2” only. When I tried to get my cock in deeper she resisted me.

RED FLAG NUMBER 8.

FFS I wasn’t impressed with this at all, albeit fuck me what an arse she’s got.

By now I’d had enough of her and all I wanted to do was cum and leave.

Doggie time.

FFS she then told me not to go too deep and then resisted me as I fucked her. Time for some typical Rommie bullshit as she started to flinch and told me that not so little Fishy was too big and I was hurting her.

FFS if I’d given her a good pounding then I would have understood BUT and it’s a big but I never got more than 4“ in her and I was really gentle.

RED FLAG NUMBER 9.

I don’t do hurting girls so the accusation was enough for little Fishy to return to the party. Alice’s moaning also wasn't helping and was doing fuck all for me.

So I asked her to get back to cock sucking. FFS little Fishy was being really mardy now as he doesn’t like lasses that won’t let him fuck them properly. Alice’s shite oral technique left me unable to hold wood. Out with some baby oil for a hand job, little Fishy was still being mardy, and then she tells me that’s it times up.

WTF !!!

She then asked me to get dressed and to leave as her next client had arrived.

RED FLAG NUMBER 10.

Well I wasn’t having none of that as I was covered in baby oil so I insisted on going for a shower.

Showered, dressed and the £20 back into my pocket.

She did apologise for not getting me to cum.

I then left. I reckon I passed her next punter on my way out.

I got back to my car 1 hour and 35 minutes after I left it. Given that it was a couple of minutes either way to the carpark and she kept me waiting for 30 minutes that makes her a bullshitting clock watcher IMHO.
 
The money bit.

I paid Alice £200 for 90 minutes of her life and it would have been an extra £20 to come in her mouth.

Fucking expensive IMHO as I reckon she’s not really worth much more than £100ph.
 
In conclusion.

This was one of the worst punts I’ve had in ages.

Last but not least.

Alice wasn’t unfriendly neither was she all that friendly, standoffish comes to mind. I also think she was on, albeit I can’t be certain, and had something up her fanny other than my cock and that’s why she wouldn’t let me tongue her fanny and why she resisted me during sex.

I also considered her to be a tease and I think that she has a routine. I think I threw her by taking control in the room and upsetting her routine and that IMHO is why she was offish with me.

As for her not liking my beard she had every opportunity at the start of the punt to say so and decline the booking. As it is she took my money so she should have got over it. FFS she’s paid £2+ per hour so liking it shouldn’t even enter into the equation.

I also think that we really didn’t click albeit she did lighten up after we fucked.

As for her piss poor kissing and cock sucking all I can think about that is that she just couldn’t be bothered.

Just goes to show that punting really is a gamble and that YMMV big time with this lass. Based on her reviews and AWank feedback this lass should have been a nailed on punt. I am though as ever conscious that just because I had a shocker of a punt the next punter may well have a great time.

The acid test for me being would I return and my answer is NOT A FUCKING CHANCE never ever not even in a million years of Sundays.

[stevedave]

Thanks for the review pal, I'll be giving her a miss. It's a shame, as she looks (and is by all accounts) very fit, but the service sounds piss poor.

[yorkieyorkie]

That’s a lot of money to part with without even having/giving the money shot.

[mrfishyfoo]

Thanks for the review pal, I'll be giving her a miss. It's a shame, as she looks (and is by all accounts) very fit, but the service sounds piss poor.

She's FAF and that I cannot deny.

TBH I don't get it as the lass I met in that room performed nothing like what her reviews said she would. If it wasn't for the pictures, it was definitely her, I'd have rated this as a bait and switch.

[mrfishyfoo]

That’s a lot of money to part with without even having/giving the money shot.

I know. 

TBH I was that disappointed after that I couldn't even be bothered to have a wank. 

[marlboro20]

Hell Mr F... I think it's your worst Red Card write up ever... such a shame cos she does look FAF. Off the HL 

[mrfishyfoo]

Hell Mr F... I think it's your worst Red Card write up ever... such a shame cos she does look FAF. Off the HL 

Maybe I caught her on a bad day. 

[Dick Cheese]

That is a disappointing read  ,I had a great time when I saw her albeit well over a year ago now in Nottingham.

[overdone]

Only book rommie for an half hour session until you find a good one

[mrfishyfoo]

Only book rommie for an half hour session until you find a good one

I'll book them for as long as I want MrOD as it's my money and I'll waste it as I choose to. 

[mrfishyfoo]

That is a disappointing read  ,I had a great time when I saw her albeit well over a year ago now in Nottingham.

Maybe she's a victim of her own success ?? 

Too much cock and not enough hours in the day to fuck all of it. 

[pmuk]

That is a shame to hear as she has good reviews elsewhere. Perhaps she did have a bad day but for the length of time you booked her she should have upheld some professional attitude. At the end of the day I suppose they can’t always be at peak performance all the time. But surely if you are not up for it don’t take the booking as it only harms their reputation in the long run.

I think MrFF is well versed with spending tactics with various SPs but to be fair she has some good consistent reviews so probably was (at the time) less of risk.

[wristjob]

Wow, for my tastes she's one of the fittest girls I've ever seen. Shame she was so terrible.

[HailWood]

Bloody hell Fishy. It’s almost sounds like you met a different lass to the Alice that I met over a year ago - but as it isn’t, maybe she’s got cock-weary or time of month. Whatever, it was a dreadful show by her and I’ll definitely not be bothering if she turns up in Notts again.

Now I have a beard and have no complaints from lasses. May I recommend

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[mrfishyfoo]

That is a shame to hear as she has good reviews elsewhere. Perhaps she did have a bad day but for the length of time you booked her she should have upheld some professional attitude. At the end of the day I suppose they can’t always be at peak performance all the time. But surely if you are not up for it don’t take the booking as it only harms their reputation in the long run.

I think MrFF is well versed with spending tactics with various SPs but to be fair she has some good consistent reviews so probably was (at the time) less of risk.

I'd go so far as to state that she was, in my eyes, a nailed on punt.

What really pissed me off was her resisting me when I fucked her. FFS she had every opportunity to tell me that she wasn't up to the job but no she took my money and then failed miserably to deliver her end of the deal.

DeluxeAnna is just as small in the hips and waist, had as tight a pussy as Alice, and she took a full on fucking with no complaints whatsoever.

Fucking Rommies. 

[Tricks]

A reserved and well written review 

[Gas Man 40s]

Off my HL, think this maybe sums up the touring WGs , they just want the quick wam bam thank you mam 30 minute punter, they get cock tired and can’t provide a good service over an extended period of time ie 90 minute / 2 hour punts

[Foxtail17]

Thanks for the review. I am off to Leeds next month and she was a contender but binned now.
Sorry you had a shite punt but your info most welcome.

[mrfishyfoo]

Off my HL, think this maybe sums up the touring WGs , they just want the quick wam bam thank you mam 30 minute punter, they get cock tired and can’t provide a good service over an extended period of time ie 90 minute / 2 hour punts

In her case maybe as I reckon, having read all her reviews, that most do go for shorter bookings.

[stevedave]

Thanks for the review. I am off to Leeds next month and she was a contender but binned now.
Sorry you had a shite punt but your info most welcome.

She won't be here next month, she's a tourer.

[anonyorks]

This is why I never see Rommies. Not worth the hassle you get 1 good for 20 shit 

[yorkieyorkie]

This is why I never see Rommies. Not worth the hassle you get 1 good for 20 shit 

+1

I now just stick to British Caucasian girls.

[blueduck]

This is why I never see Rommies. Not worth the hassle you get 1 good for 20 shit 

Maybe so, but have to say thanks to the ‘Rommie testers’ out there for separating the wheat from the chaff, fairly recently met one such lady (reviewed) who s gfe service was fairly similar to AV1s....

[mrfishyfoo]

Maybe so, but have to say thanks to the ‘Rommie testers’ out there for separating the wheat from the chaff, fairly recently met one such lady (reviewed) who s gfe service was fairly similar to AV1s....

I "love" a good unicorn hunt albeit it's becoming increasing difficult to find them.

I see you podged ZoeC, Hungarian though not Rommie, after me. She was a grand podge IMHO. 

[blueduck]

I "love" a good unicorn hunt albeit it's becoming increasing difficult to find them.

I see you podged ZoeC, Hungarian though not Rommie, after me. She was a grand podge IMHO. 

Yeah, thanks for Zoe ... though I doubt I’ll get back to her, my only rom. was SandraCurly in London (excellent) currently looking at sexy anda22 who also looks good for my next London trip.

[p3ngu1n]

Alice went to stash the cash but instead of coming back into the room she went to the bathroom. I then heard the shower running. I don’t think she’d showered and was using my time to do exactly that.

Taking the absolute urine!   
The romanian in her must have come out screaming, as she seems to have amassed reasonable reviews elsewhere  I'm guessing she's banking on touring all the time because there's NO way she'll get repeat punters with that shite service

[Taggart]

Only book rommie for an half hour session until you find a good one

That could be a hell of a lot of 30 min sessions.
I simply will not pay to see a Rom. Ever. I actually dont find many of the facially attractive either. Cant understand why experienced guys still get drawn in then ripped off with false promises.

Give them a wide berth. Still, Mr FF has given forum members a salutary warning on this bitch, so thanks.

[Avg_Joe]

Well that was a disappointing read    do you think any of it came down to whether she found you attractive (regardless of if that should matter?) if so, i'm fucked (or not as the case would be) being twice her age and a bit of a fat bastard !

Not surprised she managed to kill the mood so to speak, i'd have struggled as well i think.

[mrfishyfoo]

That could be a hell of a lot of 30 min sessions.
I simply will not pay to see a Rom. Ever. I actually dont find many of the facially attractive either. Cant understand why experienced guys still get drawn in then ripped off with false promises.

Give them a wide berth. Still, Mr FF has given forum members a salutary warning on this bitch, so thanks.

I know and I really do envy those punters that can consistently cum that quick.  It's very rare that I come cum in 30 minutes unless a lass is up for a good face fucking, most aren't as not so little Fishy makes them choke and gag, or they can take a really hard pounding. It's the price I'm paying for having snapped my banjo string and then having my cock stitched up.

I suppose it's the "thrill of the hunt" as I do like unicorn hunting albeit I didn't even consider that she may be a conveyor belt, which is where I fucked up, as her greens on here and her AWank feedback told me she should have been a nailed on punt. I should have walked when the red flags began to appear but I didn't as by then my dick was well and truly in control.

Not to worry as I've got a nice English lass that takes it up the arse and likes a good pounding to have a go at next. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Well that was a disappointing read    do you think any of it came down to whether she found you attractive (regardless of if that should matter?) if so, i'm fucked (or not as the case would be) being twice her age and a bit of a fat bastard !

Not surprised she managed to kill the mood so to speak, i'd have struggled as well i think.

She should be completely immune to our looks as long as we are clean and respectful nothing else should matter. FFS she'll have had thousands of cocks up her fanny and in her gob. Attraction to a seasoned whore like her should by now mean nothing.

I think she was on and that she had something up her fanny other than my cock. If not why did she resist me as she did ?? FFS I know that not so little Fishy ain't small BUT she was very clear that she'd had bigger.

[HudzLad]

Sounds dreadful... Thanks for the warning. I'll be avoiding this one.

You were well within reason to give her a go with 33 positives on here, but that service is piss poor.

[Ali Katt]

She should be completely immune to our looks as long as we are clean and respectful nothing else should matter. FFS she'll have had thousands of cocks up her fanny and in her gob. Attraction to a seasoned whore like her should by now mean nothing.

I think she was on and that she had something up her fanny other than my cock. If not why did she resist me as she did ?? FFS I know that not so little Fishy ain't small BUT she was very clear that she'd had bigger.

I've read your review and it simply sounds like she wanted to do as little as possible. The sponge would explain a lot. Personally, I only get off on deep penetration so unless every other service and her attitude was exceptional it would be a neutral just on that alone.

[Neptune]

Oh Fish
I feel for you
I hate it when they don't dress as requested but in this case that was just the tip of the iceberg

[wristjob]

I've read your review and it simply sounds like she wanted to do as little as possible. The sponge would explain a lot. Personally, I only get off on deep penetration so unless every other service and her attitude was exceptional it would be a neutral just on that alone.

I'm guessing that. She had a really good record (still does really) and nobody can fake their way through that. I guess she was having a bad day, didn't want to be there and Sergei stuck told her to get on with it. Pretty sure she will lose more business from this than she'll gain from an extra day at the coalface.

[mrfishyfoo]

I've read your review and it simply sounds like she wanted to do as little as possible. The sponge would explain a lot. Personally, I only get off on deep penetration so unless every other service and her attitude was exceptional it would be a neutral just on that alone.

I've fucked enough lasses to know when they are on and sponged up. It's the only explanation I come up with. 

Like you if a lass won't like me fuck her properly then I can't get off.

[mrfishyfoo]

Oh Fish
I feel for you
I hate it when they don't dress as requested but in this case that was just the tip of the iceberg

Me too especially when Sergei, or the maid, tells me they have what I want. FFS I only asked for thong, heels and a bra.

Iceberg  There were more red flags than what a North Korean marching band has. 

[stevedave]

Thinking about it, she did take one day off this week, she was originally advertising as free from Sunday, every day, then on Monday her profile said "day off" - this would fit in with having just come on.

[mrfishyfoo]

Thinking about it, she did take one day off this week, she was originally advertising as free from Sunday, every day, then on Monday her profile said "day off" - this would fit in with having just come on.

Well spotted that man. 

Wish I'd seen that.