Pop my cherry again

[moonwalk]

Hi everyone its my first post on here so please dont be too harsh on me. I been off the punting scene for a few years due to marriage but am a free man again now. I been looking at reviews so am thinking of starting my punting career again. I just wanna ask a question, whats it like these days? Full works or rub n tug? I aint no millionaire so i want some valuable advice before i pop my cherry again. Many thanks in advance.

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[Glesgaboy]

Bad news bud.
You’re gonna get pelters for this post. 
Best read reviews in your town and search AW in your area.
Then you have the basics.
Then post.
Then ask.
That’s the deal around here. 

[Leon170fr]

Where about in Scotland are you

[Matrix]

I been looking at reviews so am thinking of starting my punting career again. I just wanna ask a question, whats it like these days? Full works or rub n tug?

A rather stupid question as you've been "looking at reviews".

I smell bullshit.

Hi everyone its my first post on here so please dont be too harsh on me.

[Glesgaboy]

+1
 

[moonwalk]

Bad news bud.
You’re gonna get pelters for this post. 
Best read reviews in your town and search AW in your area.
Then you have the basics.
Then post.
Then ask.
That’s the deal around here. 

Well i am starting to get the idea so guess the easiest option is just go for it and not ask any questions

[moonwalk]

Where about in Scotland are you

Mainly glasgow

[moonwalk]

A rather stupid question as you've been "looking at reviews".

I smell bullshit.
 

am asking for opinion thats all but sorry to bother u

[Massagetugga]

whats it like these days? Full works or rub n tug?

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WTF or should I say why the fuck wouldn't there be full service "these days" and how the fuck wouldn't you know from the briefest of looks here if not any sites with ad's?

I smell complete BS 

[Boinky]

whats it like these days? Full works or rub n tug?[/upload]

We just go round to the girls place of work, have a chat and a cup of tea, try to show them the error of their ways and bring them back to God.

If they're really fit we might ask how much extra for anal.

am asking for opinion thats all

There are literally 10's of thousands of "opinions" on here.

They're called reviews.

[Name Not Found]

I been off the punting scene for a few years due to marriage but am a free man again now.

I'm guessing she kicked you out because she got sick of you asking dumb questions about stuff that was staring you in the face?

[moonwalk]

you lot aint very helpful by the sort of replies am getting. no point asking then i guess? al just go for it then

[Walternate]

you lot aint very helpful by the sort of replies am getting. no point asking then i guess? al just go for it then

What did you expect?

What’s it like these days? It’s still exchanging money for sex.  Find a girl, do some reasearch, contact her, arrange to meet her, pay her, fuck her and hopefully you leave with a smile on your face,

[Poopster]

you lot aint very helpful by the sort of replies am getting. no point asking then i guess? al just go for it then

Really, what the fuck do you want? 

This isn't rocket science.  Follow these simple steps:

1.  Search Adultwork.
2. Identify a girl you want to stick your dick in.
3.  Search here for her, read her reviews.
4. Either choose to pay her or avoid her.
5.  If you avoid her, go back to step 1.
6.  If you've paid her, review her here.
7.  Go to step 1.

This place is a haven of information.  If you search, you'll find.  If you post stupid shit like "omg hold my hand while I work out how to do a prossie", you'll get short shrift. If you actually contribute, there's more leeway for posting crap questions but we aren't your babysitter.

Don't like it?  We don't fucking care.   You fucking off won't affect me or anyone else.

[Cash up front]

Your post made me smile Poopster like ever other punter who read it I'm sure apart from the arsehole who initiated this shite.

[scruffygitt]

I tell ya what, ill find a punt, you pay and ill fuck her for you? Show you how its done yeah? 

[moonwalk]

yes ok i got the idea. chill out n calm down n wait for my first review. if u lot get bullied in life dont mean u gotta let it all out on me. enough said

[Poopster]

yes ok i got the idea. chill out n calm down n wait for my first review. if u lot get bullied in life dont mean u gotta let it all out on me. enough said

No, it's not enough said.  You don't get to make passive aggressive little digs then have us leave it at that.

Your wife kicked you out because you're a fucking wet lettuce who can't make basic decisions, you can't think for yourself.  You're a mentally and emotionally stunted moron who thinks the world just owes him everything without you having to put in a little bit of effort in and with no requirement to reciprocate the help you get. 

This forum is a place of give and take, it reflects the real world in that sense.  If you walk up to a bunch of strangers in the real world, people who have bonded over shared experiences, and ask them stupid fucking questions, you'll probably be offered a pointer in the right direction but you'll soon be told to fuck off if you try to come the dick. 

Here, you've been offered help, admittedly in a bored and sarcastic way, because we're fed up giving exactly the same fucking advice to every other moron who can't work out how to shag a prostitute.  Then, same as the guy in the real world, you've decided to come the dick.  So, just like the group of guys in the real world (and your wife), you're now being told to fuck off. 

Fuck off.   

[Clattypats]

No, it's not enough said.  You don't get to make passive aggressive little digs then have us leave it at that.

Your wife kicked you out because you're a fucking wet lettuce who can't make basic decisions, you can't think for yourself.  You're a mentally and emotionally stunted moron who thinks the world just owes him everything without you having to put in a little bit of effort in and with no requirement to reciprocate the help you get. 

This forum is a place of give and take, it reflects the real world in that sense.  If you walk up to a bunch of strangers in the real world, people who have bonded over shared experiences, and ask them stupid fucking questions, you'll probably be offered a pointer in the right direction but you'll soon be told to fuck off if you try to come the dick. 

Here, you've been offered help, admittedly in a bored and sarcastic way, because we're fed up giving exactly the same fucking advice to every other moron who can't work out how to shag a prostitute.  Then, same as the guy in the real world, you've decided to come the dick.  So, just like the group of guys in the real world (and your wife), you're now being told to fuck off. 

Fuck off.   

...Well I can't really add much to that...Think you've just about covered it Poopster!...

[moonwalk]

No, it's not enough said.  You don't get to make passive aggressive little digs then have us leave it at that.

Your wife kicked you out because you're a fucking wet lettuce who can't make basic decisions, you can't think for yourself.  You're a mentally and emotionally stunted moron who thinks the world just owes him everything without you having to put in a little bit of effort in and with no requirement to reciprocate the help you get. 

This forum is a place of give and take, it reflects the real world in that sense.  If you walk up to a bunch of strangers in the real world, people who have bonded over shared experiences, and ask them stupid fucking questions, you'll probably be offered a pointer in the right direction but you'll soon be told to fuck off if you try to come the dick. 

Here, you've been offered help, admittedly in a bored and sarcastic way, because we're fed up giving exactly the same fucking advice to every other moron who can't work out how to shag a prostitute.  Then, same as the guy in the real world, you've decided to come the dick.  So, just like the group of guys in the real world (and your wife), you're now being told to fuck off. 

Fuck off.   

cos u get bullied in real life u try bully me on here? u SAD fuck. GET A LIFE!
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR MY REVIEW YOU SAD FUCKING TWAT

[Boinky]

It's the internet.

You can't make people stop posting things (unless you're a site moderator/admin) and putting them in CAPS doesn't make any difference.

You joined, asked a fucking stupid question and got called out on it. When you join any forum, do some research and reading before you make that first post. If you had you'd see entirely why your question was ridiculed and why members can't be arsed with idiotic questions and treat those who make them poorly.

It's an adults forum. If you can't handle it, log out.

[DickDiver]

cos u get bullied in real life u try bully me on here? u SAD fuck. GET A LIFE!
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR MY REVIEW YOU SAD FUCKING TWAT

Och. It was lovely getting to know you but it turns out your a fanny. Fannies don't do so well here.

Why don't you just go shag someone in exchange for cash and pop up a review?

[Poopster]

Why don't you just go shag someone in exchange for cash and pop up a review?

Keep up DD, the cunt doesn't even know how to go shag someone in exchange for cash.

[DickDiver]

Keep up DD, the cunt doesn't even know how to go shag someone in exchange for cash.

His abbreviated, mixed upper and lower case rant reminds me of a ransom note cut out of newspaper. We'd best watch out in case he's one of the Manson Family.

[Name Not Found]

Now-now gents; be careful, you don't want to put him off. I'm already looking forward to his first review which I assume will include the phrase "I couldn't remember where the fanny is located on a woman these days so I just wanked myself off and left"

[Poopster]

Now-now gents; be careful, you don't want to put him off. I'm already looking forward to his first review which I assume will include the phrase "I couldn't remember where the fanny is located on a woman these days so I just wanked myself off and left"

Best shag I ever had, treat her well guys.

[DaVINCI]

cos u get bullied in real life u try bully me on here? u SAD fuck. GET A LIFE!
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR MY REVIEW YOU SAD FUCKING TWAT

With an attitude like that, you’ll not be here long 

[Poopster]

I think we should leave the OP now, give him a chance to reply.  School is finished in 2 hours, he'll get his right to reply then.

[suckmyglock]

All of the people here have to take a leap of faith and risk booking a girl.  Why dont you grow some balls and do a search and try yourself.

[Matrix]

No, it's not enough said.  You don't get to make passive aggressive little digs then have us leave it at that.

Your wife kicked you out because you're a fucking wet lettuce who can't make basic decisions, you can't think for yourself.  You're a mentally and emotionally stunted moron who thinks the world just owes him everything without you having to put in a little bit of effort in and with no requirement to reciprocate the help you get. 

This forum is a place of give and take, it reflects the real world in that sense.  If you walk up to a bunch of strangers in the real world, people who have bonded over shared experiences, and ask them stupid fucking questions, you'll probably be offered a pointer in the right direction but you'll soon be told to fuck off if you try to come the dick. 

Here, you've been offered help, admittedly in a bored and sarcastic way, because we're fed up giving exactly the same fucking advice to every other moron who can't work out how to shag a prostitute.  Then, same as the guy in the real world, you've decided to come the dick.  So, just like the group of guys in the real world (and your wife), you're now being told to fuck off. 

Fuck off.   

Well, that's his plus points covered.

[Matrix]

cos u get bullied in real life u try bully me on here? u SAD fuck. GET A LIFE!
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR MY REVIEW YOU SAD FUCKING TWAT

Looks like we'll be waiting a while. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Now-now gents; be careful, you don't want to put him off. I'm already looking forward to his first review which I assume will include the phrase "I couldn't remember where the fanny is located on a woman these days so I just wanked myself off and left"

FFS MrNnF my cuppa's all over my keyboard now.