Love Lana - Edinburgh outcall

[Chaos]

External Link/Members Only

First review so go easy.
Had a free day around Edinburgh and had booked a day room at a hotel by Crewe Toll. Thought that rather than a sauna or incall, I’d go for an outcall.
Fancied a bit of a more mature lady and Lana’s profile looked tempting. Comma were through AWork, then text to make the arrangements. A 1hr outcall was arranged.

Arranged to meet at Reception. Lana is reasonably tall (as per profile) and about size 14. Not slim or toned, but with a few curves. Well dressed and didn’t look out of place for the setting.  I must admit, I prefer slim to skinny ladies, but why not try something different.

In the room, once the formalities were dealt with and we’d discussed what I wanted, she gave a very good massage, developing into B2B and uncovered oral. She was receptive of reverse oral and seemed to find it enjoyable. Brief recovery and chat, then round 2 which ended up with A.

Afterward a chat which developed into an unplanned round 3 of oral.

Overall, a Positive. Not a time watcher, good comma, good sex and good value. 

[Easygoingdude]

How accurate is her age on the profile?

What is she like facially?

[Scothorn56]

If she’s 41, I’m the next queen of Sheeba.
The last time she was 41 was probably in 1941
Look at the hands, they give it away every time.
She’s the wrong side of 50 if she’s a day.
“Well Preserved” about covers it.

[Keema]

Is Lana a code - never occurred to me before

[Sturgeon1980]

Is Lana a code - never occurred to me before

Word after love on her profile

[Clattypats]

Word after love on her profile

Nae shit sherlock!...  sarcastic:

[andymars19]

Word after love on her profile

Epic misunderstanding of the point...   

[Clattypats]

Epic misunderstanding of the point...   

The "Newbie" is right on the ball... ...As am I with my emojis  ...You'd think I'd know how to do them by now...

[Chaos]

She’s late 40’s, or had a hard paper round

[David1970]

If she’s 41, I’m the next queen of Sheeba.
The last time she was 41 was probably in 1941
Look at the hands, they give it away every time.
She’s the wrong side of 50 if she’s a day.
“Well Preserved” about covers it.

How do you know this, just from photos of her hands?

[Sturgeon1980]

The "Newbie" is right on the ball... ...As am I with my emojis  ...You'd think I'd know how to do them by now...

Nae shit!!

[Clattypats]

Nae shit!!

Back so soon... 

[Edinburghdanny]

I know this lady from another site and have met her before. She is mid 40’s

[Clattypats]

I know this lady from another site and have met her before. She is mid 40’s

Feel free to post a review...

[Edinburghdanny]

Do non punt meets count

[David1970]

Do non punt meets count

Are you asking if don't have sex with her can you do a review?

[Clattypats]

Are you asking if don't have sex with her can you do a review?

Probably my fault  ...Must be a Bingo-goers site/forum somewhere...

[Scothorn56]

How do you know this, just from photos of her hands?

Because wrinkled hands usually give a clearer indication of their age!
Hookers always claim To be younger than they are.
But the hands usually give it away.
There’s a picture of her upper arms too, which looked “aged”
More like mid-50’s than 40’s.

Always worth looking for “fat fingers” too!
Thin bird with disproportionately “fat fingers” could easily be an injecting  junkie.
Seemingly it causes “puffy” fingers. 
They can’t hide that either.
 

[Sturgeon1980]

Because wrinkled hands usually give a clearer indication of their age!
Hookers always claim To be younger than they are.
But the hands usually give it away.
There’s a picture of her upper arms too, which looked “aged”
More like mid-50’s than 40’s.

Always worth looking for “fat fingers” too!
Thin bird with disproportionately “fat fingers” could easily be an injecting  junkie.
Seemingly it causes “puffy” fingers. 
They can’t hide that either.

  hilarious

“ puffy fingers” in an addict is caused by bad circulation due to lack of veins.

Often showing thread veins. She could be an addict + old but not by the veiny mits she has on show.

[David1970]

Because wrinkled hands usually give a clearer indication of their age!
Hookers always claim To be younger than they are.
But the hands usually give it away.
There’s a picture of her upper arms too, which looked “aged”
More like mid-50’s than 40’s.

Always worth looking for “fat fingers” too!
Thin bird with disproportionately “fat fingers” could easily be an injecting  junkie.
Seemingly it causes “puffy” fingers. 
They can’t hide that either.

Do you work for CIS?

[willie loman]

Didn't know about the junkies fingers syndrome, but its true that hands give the game away, Madonna has hands like the boston strangler.

[Edinburghdanny]

I met her on fab. Completely different to a punt!

[mills_and_bhuna]

If she’s 41, I’m the next queen of Sheeba.
The last time she was 41 was probably in 1941
Look at the hands, they give it away every time.
She’s the wrong side of 50 if she’s a day.
“Well Preserved” about covers it.

How many years do you plan on going without reviewing ?
All you seem to do is fucking troll .
Just interested but does the 56 refer to the results of your IQ test ?

[Sturgeon1980]

How many years do you plan on going without reviewing ?
All you seem to do is fucking troll .
Just interested but does the 56 refer to the results of your IQ test ?

Don’t be so silly it’s his age, can’t you tell by his hands 

[Sturgeon1980]

Because wrinkled hands usually give a clearer indication of their age!
Hookers always claim To be younger than they are.
But the hands usually give it away.
There’s a picture of her upper arms too, which looked “aged”

She is 41 + vat, not claiming to be 21 although I do think that hands can help define age to a certain respect. As willie said above, Madonna has very old hands, hands of a 60year old as a matter of fact. Mid40s or 50s is not much of a difference when it comes to hands imo, however they do tell us she would not pass for 21.

However I have seen hands on a similar par from late 20s, mid 30s girls who abuse sunbeds and they are younger than there hands would say.

You and your puffy ass fingers need to get out more 

[Scothorn56]

How many years do you plan on going without reviewing ?
All you seem to do is fucking troll .
Just interested but does the 56 refer to the results of your IQ test ?

I leave “fucking trolls” to other forum members such yourself, perhaps?
You must’ve fucked a few trolls along the way.   
And obviously 56, as you’ve so cleverly deduced is definitely an IQ.

Just interested but does Calling someone a “fucking troll” and implying their IQ is higher than your own win you many friends or influence many people, or does it get you off or something acting  the big man, or are you just another Keyboard warrior, with issues ?

[auldie63]

FFS not the "Keyboard Warrior" syndrome again!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cactus]

Is this lassie any relation to Lana/Lena Love? Was she not bonkers?

[mills_and_bhuna]

I leave “fucking trolls” to other forum members such yourself, perhaps?
You must’ve fucked a few trolls along the way.   
And obviously 56, as you’ve so cleverly deduced is definitely an IQ.

Just interested but does Calling someone a “fucking troll” and implying their IQ is higher than your own win you many friends or influence many people, or does it get you off or something acting  the big man, or are you just another Keyboard warrior, with issues ?

Just pop in a review mate .
You're not making much sense with your other 'contributions'. .