Precursor/Disclaimer: Before anything else, I had considered posting this in the general "Sensual/erotic/tantric massage" thread (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40642.0), but thought it simply might get lost. And while I may be able to draw some conclusions from it, it's been going so long, I also draw a line at sifting through a full 120 pages of mostly outdated (therefore) irrelevance. This, although seeking a decent VFM massage/sex combo out if it exists, is also essentially a different topic questioning the vfm merits of a rub-and-tug, and is specifically for the Glasgow area, not the whole of Scotland as the other seems to be.I clearly love a great fuck, but I also love a great, proper, professional (legitimate) back massage. Has to be in that order though. I've never understood the point of a "happy ending". Why would you want to get massaged and semi-relaxed to the point of almost sleep, but not be able to properly enjoy it because you're still thinking about getting wanked off? Surely you blow your load first, then the massage enhances your post-pop chill. Anyway...
The price of these massage-emphasised bookings seem to be in the range of 50/60 for 30 min to 80/90 for an hour, including the likes of, but not limited to:
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External Link/Members OnlySometimes the bird seems to be half-buff, sometimes she's full-buff, sometimes she's fully-clothed. Some also seem up for a bit of non-intimate touching, though not many seem to invite a full finger-banging as they're applying your vinegar strokes. Either way, you're essentially paying for a posh wank and a rubdown, presumably in the order you want.
Now, as I stated at some point a couple of years ago, I just don't understand why anyone bothers with kind of service when they could simply go for a 40/50 quid quickie of real fucking, then get one of several spa/beauty clinic Groupon deals and pay 20 for an actual, genuine Swedish massage? That's 60-70 quid for an hour and 15 minutes of sheer enjoyment, with full-on sex and a good proper massage, as opposed to half an hour of what seems to be half-arsed nonsense that surely fully satisfies neither desire.

I'm not judging in the slightest and if it's a service you like, make hay while the sun shines. But I was just wondering if any of you good chaps would care to explain the appeal. Do any of the girls that offer any sort of erotic massage on any escort site, actually provide a proper massage that can match a professional, legit spa service? And do any offer an hour for 70 or less - the combined price of full-on 15 minute fuck with a stunning bird, followed by a spa/beauty clinic deal? I realise I wouldn't be getting a shag, but arguably the convenience of getting it all in the one place would arguably be the trade-off.
Alternatively, (other than Maria, who I've read does actually fuck, despite her profile) are there any well-regarded, hot girls who offer a full-service and happen to properly massage you (as in approaching spa-like quality) after properly fucking you? Or will I likely have to jump in the car, probably along to some city spa after a trip up a mid-priced Charing Cross hotel?