Author Topic: Rub-and-Tug Glasgow (which actually includes a decent rub). Is there any point?  (Read 3268 times)

Offline The Man With No Name

Precursor/Disclaimer: Before anything else, I had considered posting this in the general "Sensual/erotic/tantric massage" thread (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40642.0), but thought it simply might get lost. And while I may be able to draw some conclusions from it, it's been going so long, I also draw a line at sifting through a full 120 pages of mostly outdated (therefore) irrelevance. This, although seeking a decent VFM massage/sex combo out if it exists, is also essentially a different topic questioning the vfm merits of a rub-and-tug, and is specifically for the Glasgow area, not the whole of Scotland as the other seems to be.


I clearly love a great fuck, but I also love a great, proper, professional (legitimate) back massage. Has to be in that order though. I've never understood the point of a "happy ending". Why would you want to get massaged and semi-relaxed to the point of almost sleep, but not be able to properly enjoy it because you're still thinking about getting wanked off? Surely you blow your load first, then the massage enhances your post-pop chill. Anyway...

The price of these massage-emphasised bookings seem to be in the range of 50/60 for 30 min to 80/90 for an hour, including the likes of, but not limited to:
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Sometimes the bird seems to be half-buff, sometimes she's full-buff, sometimes she's fully-clothed. Some also seem up for a bit of non-intimate touching, though not many seem to invite a full finger-banging as they're applying your vinegar strokes. Either way, you're essentially paying for a posh wank and a rubdown, presumably in the order you want.

Now, as I stated at some point a couple of years ago, I just don't understand why anyone bothers with kind of service when they could simply go for a 40/50 quid quickie of real fucking, then get one of several spa/beauty clinic Groupon deals and pay 20 for an actual, genuine Swedish massage? That's 60-70 quid for an hour and 15 minutes of sheer enjoyment, with full-on sex and a good proper massage, as opposed to half an hour of what seems to be half-arsed nonsense that surely fully satisfies neither desire. :unknown:

I'm not judging in the slightest and if it's a service you like, make hay while the sun shines. But I was just wondering if any of you good chaps would care to explain the appeal. Do any of the girls that offer any sort of erotic massage on any escort site, actually provide a proper massage that can match a professional, legit spa service? And do any offer an hour for 70 or less - the combined price of full-on 15 minute fuck with a stunning bird, followed by a spa/beauty clinic deal? I realise I wouldn't be getting a shag, but arguably the convenience of getting it all in the one place would arguably be the trade-off.

Alternatively, (other than Maria, who I've read does actually fuck, despite her profile) are there any well-regarded, hot girls who offer a full-service and happen to properly massage you (as in approaching spa-like quality) after properly fucking you? Or will I likely have to jump in the car, probably along to some city spa after a trip up a mid-priced Charing Cross hotel?

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Agree, theres been a few times I've booked a "massage" for hour costing 60 or 70 quid and during it I'm laying there thinking I could be fucking some WG for half hour getting "what I really want".

Basically you are paying for an overpriced handjob, but the sensual build up towards the end somehow makes me return.

Offline ian-123

Since the departing of Kate and then Laura I've been searching for a replacement without success.. yet.

I haven't had the pleasure but I've been considering trying to arrange a meeting with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She has a tab for massage as well as offering full service and looks very hot although I think she has mixed reviews on here..

Be interested in any others who get recommended or have more detail on Chloe..

Offline muffherwell91

I would love to find a fully trained attractive masseuse who can also provide a happy ending. Sadly there doesn’t appear to be any Glasgow based WG’s who offer this service.

Rome66

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How come people get pelters when starting up this subject when there is a dedicated sensual massage thread ? Ok I admit im a lazy cunt and prefer my fbsm stuff in one location.

Offline The Man With No Name

Agree, theres been a few times I've booked a "massage" for hour costing 60 or 70 quid and during it I'm laying there thinking I could be fucking some WG for half hour getting "what I really want".

Basically you are paying for an overpriced handjob, but the sensual build up towards the end somehow makes me return.

Aye, my point exactly. If it does it for you, fair enough. But like I said, I couldn't enjoy the massage without blowing my load first. For me, a massage is a totally different non-sexual, extended release - not a form of elongated sensual foreplay.

I haven't had the pleasure but I've been considering trying to arrange a meeting with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
She has a tab for massage as well as offering full service and looks very hot although I think she has mixed reviews on here..
Be interested in any others who get recommended or have more detail on Chloe..

Hah! Chloe Candy? The Glasgow hoor that pinched Jackie Bird's tits and narcissism? Who, despite being happy to charge you 100 quid minimum to stick your cock in her fanny and personally advertise as so on public websites, thinks she has the right to deny punters the chance to discuss whether or not to spend their hard-earned on her, on forums like this.

Everything you need to know about this smug, overpriced bitch is here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145114.msg1597368#msg1597368
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=173115.0

Offline The Man With No Name

How come people get pelters when starting up this subject when there is a dedicated sensual massage thread ? Ok I admit im a lazy cunt and prefer my fbsm stuff in one location.

Did I not explain my reasons and basis for starting a new thread right at the very top?

And no matter how much of a lazy cunt (your words, not mine) you consider yourself to be, I'd argue rub-and-tug is a big enough corner of the market to justify more than one thread for the whole of Scotland.

Offline DickDiver

Did I not explain my reasons and basis for starting a new thread right at the very top?

And no matter how much of a lazy cunt (your words, not mine) you consider yourself to be, I'd argue rub-and-tug is a big enough corner of the market to justify more than one thread for the whole of Scotland.

I think these monster block buster threads like Dundee or Massage are useless. Practically unusable unless you are an avid follower.

Offline Keema

I love a good rub.

My first visit with Maria started on her massage table, she was nude from the start and was a very good rub with some nice touches including some nuruesque moves involving my forearm and I love the feel of her hair as she brushes against your skin. The second half was over on the bed which has a drawer full of goodies available.

Nina uses a bed and she's clothed and she has a great understanding of massage techniques - she's here for a few weeks and already well booked up.

Another SP with a good sturdy massage table is Layla. However you really don't visit Layla for a massage. External Link/Members Only

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uses a bed is a great masseuse and she's very pretty, if you go for an hour splashing the extra £20 for her show is a real treat.

With all of them if you want a HE first just ask - it's your money after all.

Offline JJ72



Another SP with a good sturdy massage table is Layla. However you really don't visit Layla for a massage. External Link/Members Only


Going to see Layla for just a massage would be rather wasteful IMO

Offline The Man With No Name

I think these monster block buster threads like Dundee or Massage are useless. Practically unusable unless you are an avid follower.

My point exactly, Evel.


Another SP with a good sturdy massage table is Layla. However you really don't visit Layla for a massage. External Link/Members Only

This is actually quite good to know. As although I'll try my best for a third pop and prepare in advance, when I do inevitably get round to justifying 140 for a Caligula-style anal party of debauchery with her, I'll likely loose interest after the second. And if she's as good as everyone says, that shouldn't take too long - probably with plenty of time still to fill with a nice rubdown. However, is she actually any good at massage, or does she just have the table to give that impression?

But like you say, that's not the main motivation for paying so much for such a filthy booking with a girl like that.


I love a good rub.
My first visit with Maria started on her massage table, she was nude from the start and was a very good rub with some nice touches including some nuruesque moves involving my forearm and I love the feel of her hair as she brushes against your skin. The second half was over on the bed which has a drawer full of goodies available.
Nina uses a bed and she's clothed and she has a great understanding of massage techniques - she's here for a few weeks and already well booked up.

All well and good, if that floats yer boat. But while your comments are appreciated I'm already aware of these girls and their prices that I simply can't justify for what I want. Even the likes of Maria's (External Link/Members Only) "massage" seems to be no more than a 2 min tickling of yer baws, as foreplay.

I'll reiterate. I'm looking for either:
An hour including a wank and professional level massage for 70 or less (the cost of a quick fuck and massage separately).
                                                                               - or -
An hour including a full fuck and professional level massage for not much more.

Are there any other girls in the Glasgow area offering this kind of service at these kind of prices?

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My point exactly, Evel.


This is actually quite good to know. As although I'll try my best for a third pop and prepare in advance, when I do inevitably get round to justifying 140 for a Caligula-style anal party of debauchery with her, I'll likely loose interest after the second. And if she's as good as everyone says, that shouldn't take too long - probably with plenty of time still to fill with a nice rubdown. However, is she actually any good at massage, or does she just have the table to give that impression?

But like you say, that's not the main motivation for paying so much for such a filthy booking with a girl like that.


All well and good, if that floats yer boat. But while your comments are appreciated I'm already aware of these girls and their prices that I simply can't justify for what I want. Even the likes of Maria's (External Link/Members Only) "massage" seems to be no more than a 2 min tickling of yer baws, as foreplay.

I'll reiterate. I'm looking for either:
An hour including a wank and professional level massage for 70 or less (the cost of a quick fuck and massage separately).
                                                                               - or -
An hour including a full fuck and professional level massage for not much more.

Are there any other girls in the Glasgow area offering this kind of service at these kind of prices?

Dont think at those prices mate.

There’s been a few who offer various massages and will do a HE or combine a GFE, but I’ve only ever seen it at, or close to, standard rates.

If they’re doing a messy massage booking with oils a table and multiple towels etc to wash, and then a full service on top of it, I think you’ll be hard pushed to find one for that price, given the amount of cleaning etc at the end they’ll Have, compared to a basic punt.

But definitely worth sharing If you do. There’s a clear gap in the market. Maybe with Xmas coming up we’ll see a flurry of new offerings.  :D

Quite enjoy a massage. I like the slow build up, the tease etc. But others may like a fuck first and rub to follow.  To each his own.


Offline chaslew69

My point exactly, Evel.


This is actually quite good to know. As although I'll try my best for a third pop and prepare in advance, when I do inevitably get round to justifying 140 for a Caligula-style anal party of debauchery with her, I'll likely loose interest after the second. And if she's as good as everyone says, that shouldn't take too long - probably with plenty of time still to fill with a nice rubdown. However, is she actually any good at massage, or does she just have the table to give that impression?

But like you say, that's not the main motivation for paying so much for such a filthy booking with a girl like that.


All well and good, if that floats yer boat. But while your comments are appreciated I'm already aware of these girls and their prices that I simply can't justify for what I want. Even the likes of Maria's (External Link/Members Only) "massage" seems to be no more than a 2 min tickling of yer baws, as foreplay.

I'll reiterate. I'm looking for either:
An hour including a wank and professional level massage for 70 or less (the cost of a quick fuck and massage separately).
                                                                               - or -
An hour including a full fuck and professional level massage for not much more.

Are there any other girls in the Glasgow area offering this kind of service at these kind of prices?

For the first one you can do worse than see Joanna - reviewed on this site - External Link/Members Only - no touching though

Offline g3nius

That’s why I was thinking it would be good if an established FBSM outfit (like Tantric Pleasure from London) would send some girls on a tour up here for say 1-2 weeks, they would clean up here.
Rent is dirt cheap in Glasgow for them as well. Might be a case of a bunch of us going forward to them and proposing this.

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Sorry....I must have clicked the wrong thread?  Fantasy football and punting..how quaint.  :dash:

Offline Steveni86

I would love to find a fully trained attractive masseuse who can also provide a happy ending. Sadly there doesn’t appear to be any Glasgow based WG’s who offer this service.

Kate who used to work in Union Street...

Now she may be bonnie in paisley

Offline jamesie

Kate was dark haired bonnie is blond

Offline DickDiver

Kate was dark haired bonnie is blond


Good work Clouseau. Thank fuck there isn't a way for hookers to change their hair colour.

Offline donnymurdo


Good work Clouseau. Thank fuck there isn't a way for hookers to change their hair colour.

Rachel who worked with Kate was a redhead (dyed) Alice is a blonde (dyed) feck knows what her real colour is.