Author Topic: ALICEINXWONDERLAND - Stevenage - Living up to The Hype  (Read 4416 times)


40 review(s) for ALICEINXWONDERLAND  (26 positive, 2 neutral, 12 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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Location: Discreet flat near Tesco Extra
Duration: 1 hour
Paid: £130
Services: DFK/OWO/Penetration/CIM
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So, I finally saw this esteemed daughter of Magdalene. Her current stats here are 22 positive, 1 neutral, 9 negative, with nearly all the negatives for unavailability. I think she cancels new customer for regulars sometimes. Experienced WGs do look after the regulars. I booked a couple of days in advance and didn't have any trouble getting an appointment, it is awkward how she doesn't work evenings or weekends though.

I arrived a little late but she didn't mind. It's a nice flat, very clean and neat. She was waiting for me in some nice lingerie, not cheap stuff. She gave me her best DFK as soon as I was through the door. She has those high cheekbones and looks a bit like Patsy Kensit; there's a photo of her face here on UKP but it doesn't do her justice. Definitely one of the best looking women I've ever had. She doesn't quite look her age either, not that she looks 25 or anything, she's a MILF. She obviously exercises because there's little flab on her: just enough, in fact because I don't fancy broomhandles, or bodybuilders. Her knockers aren't massive, but they are real and perfectly sculpted.

I do prefer English girls generally because I have a better rapport with them, but Alice's English is better than all the other EE girls I've met. She also has a good sense of humour, which is rare.

Everything she did, she did with passion: you'll believe she needs fucking!  :D  She does proper DFK and not just for 10 seconds, as much as you like. Orally amongst the best I've ever had, top ten easily. 69 with her is so good you'll want to stop after a few minutes because you won't be able to hold your it in. Fucking-wise she can ride you for a good twenty minutes without getting tired, she did with me anyway. Any position is on, including ascent, piledriver, knee trembler, she'll do any of them whenever you ask. She didn't mind sucking my cock with the condom on just after it'd been in her either: she's bi and likes the taste of her own pussy. She has done some MFF duos (according to AW feedback) which sound enticing. After I'd come in her mouth she didn't gag but carried on sucking for a while, not like some who spit straight away. A facial might be more fun, especially with a face like hers. Including shower I was with her for 80 minutes, no mention of the clock. No flaws really: no room for improvement except she doesn't do anal.

Definitely a 10/10 Electric Sex Punt - and for for £130 amazing value when you consider the London girls on AW asking for £200+ who aren't as good. She lives up to the hype.  :)
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Location: Discreet flat near Tesco Extra
Duration: 1 hour
Paid: £130
Services: DFK/OWO/Penetration/CIM
Comms: all text. No language or other problems.

So, I finally saw this esteemed daughter of Magdalene. Her current stats here are 22 positive, 1 neutral, 9 negative, with nearly all the negatives for unavailability. I think she cancels new customer for regulars sometimes. Experienced WGs do look after the regulars. I booked a couple of days in advance and didn't have any trouble getting an appointment, it is awkward how she doesn't work evenings or weekends though.

I arrived a little late but she didn't mind. It's a nice flat, very clean and neat. She was waiting for me in some nice lingerie, not cheap stuff. She gave me her best DFK as soon as I was through the door. She has those high cheekbones and looks a bit like Patsy Kensit; there's a photo of her face here on UKP but it doesn't do her justice. Definitely one of the best looking women I've ever had. She doesn't quite look her age either, not that she looks 25 or anything, she's a MILF. She obviously exercises because there's little flab on her: just enough, in fact because I don't fancy broomhandles, or bodybuilders. Her knockers aren't massive, but they are real and perfectly sculpted.

I do prefer English girls generally because I have a better rapport with them, but Alice's English is better than all the other EE girls I've met. She also has a good sense of humour, which is rare.

Everything she did, she did with passion: you'll believe she needs fucking!  :D  She does proper DFK and not just for 10 seconds, as much as you like. Orally amongst the best I've ever had, top ten easily. 69 with her is so good you'll want to stop after a few minutes because you won't be able to hold your it in. Fucking-wise she can ride you for a good twenty minutes without getting tired, she did with me anyway. Any position is on, including ascent, piledriver, knee trembler, she'll do any of them whenever you ask. She didn't mind sucking my cock with the condom on just after it'd been in her either: she's bi and likes the taste of her own pussy. She has done some MFF duos (according to AW feedback) which sound enticing. After I'd come in her mouth she didn't gag but carried on sucking for a while, not like some who spit straight away. A facial might be more fun, especially with a face like hers. Including shower I was with her for 80 minutes, no mention of the clock. No flaws really: no room for improvement except she doesn't do anal.

Definitely a 10/10 Electric Sex Punt - and for for £130 amazing value when you consider the London girls on AW asking for £200+ who aren't as good. She lives up to the hype.  :)

What hype, she is a low life scumbag who fucks some punters over when it suits her. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: Glad to hear you didn't experience it with her. I gave her a severe tongue lashing on UKE the other day and she reckons she has and will improve her service, as I said time will tell and I mean for ALL her punters not just those she deigns to see.

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Location: Discreet flat near Tesco Extra
Duration: 1 hour
Paid: £130
Services: DFK/OWO/Penetration/CIM
Comms: all text. No language or other problems.

So, I finally saw this esteemed daughter of Magdalene. Her current stats here are 22 positive, 1 neutral, 9 negative, with nearly all the negatives for unavailability. I think she cancels new customer for regulars sometimes. Experienced WGs do look after the regulars. I booked a couple of days in advance and didn't have any trouble getting an appointment, it is awkward how she doesn't work evenings or weekends though.

I arrived a little late but she didn't mind. It's a nice flat, very clean and neat. She was waiting for me in some nice lingerie, not cheap stuff. She gave me her best DFK as soon as I was through the door. She has those high cheekbones and looks a bit like Patsy Kensit; there's a photo of her face here on UKP but it doesn't do her justice. Definitely one of the best looking women I've ever had. She doesn't quite look her age either, not that she looks 25 or anything, she's a MILF. She obviously exercises because there's little flab on her: just enough, in fact because I don't fancy broomhandles, or bodybuilders. Her knockers aren't massive, but they are real and perfectly sculpted.

I do prefer English girls generally because I have a better rapport with them, but Alice's English is better than all the other EE girls I've met. She also has a good sense of humour, which is rare.

Everything she did, she did with passion: you'll believe she needs fucking!  :D  She does proper DFK and not just for 10 seconds, as much as you like. Orally amongst the best I've ever had, top ten easily. 69 with her is so good you'll want to stop after a few minutes because you won't be able to hold your it in. Fucking-wise she can ride you for a good twenty minutes without getting tired, she did with me anyway. Any position is on, including ascent, piledriver, knee trembler, she'll do any of them whenever you ask. She didn't mind sucking my cock with the condom on just after it'd been in her either: she's bi and likes the taste of her own pussy. She has done some MFF duos (according to AW feedback) which sound enticing. After I'd come in her mouth she didn't gag but carried on sucking for a while, not like some who spit straight away. A facial might be more fun, especially with a face like hers. Including shower I was with her for 80 minutes, no mention of the clock. No flaws really: no room for improvement except she doesn't do anal.

Definitely a 10/10 Electric Sex Punt - and for for £130 amazing value when you consider the London girls on AW asking for £200+ who aren't as good. She lives up to the hype.  :)

Hold the front page!!

Punter not let down by dodgy prostitute!!
Full story page 3!!!

Seriously, I am glad you were not left hanging.

I do agree that a WG should look after her her regulars but certainly not at the expense of letting people down after they have travelled to see her. She is obviously so insecure that she feels if she can’t fit a regular in she will loose them totally, even if it means f*cking people over and getting a poor reputation and hence narrowing the field of potential new customers.

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Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review

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Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review

So grow a backbone then. Sad saps who haven't the gumption to do a review as they reckon they are too scared wont last on here anyway so no loss in my book. :rolleyes:

Offline Foxtail17

Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review

Just review her if you have genuinely seen her, yes you may get a bit of banter but it helps make UKP what it is and gives a good balance for punters to make up their minds about WGs. There is no doubt Alice is a good provider when punters actually get to see her, but her recent form is suspect.

Offline sensualencounter

Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review

Stop being a drama queen and do it.

Offline dubhcarr

Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review
need to grow a pair buddy......all contributions welcome.......just make sure that you stand behind them..... :hi:

Offline threechilliman

Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review
Grow up...

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Was going to review, but after reading the recent threads about her, i was frightened to death of being shouted down as suspect first review, so will wait till my next punt and review

Are you one of her previous banned fan boys?   :sarcastic:

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no woder the guy didnt review all of you just jumped straight down his throat already you harsh fuckers :D
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no woder the guy didnt review all of you just jumped straight down his throat already you harsh fuckers :D
Unusual to find a white knightess on here.
I suspect waldorf has got too much lettuce in his salad.
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Are you one of her previous banned fan boys?   :sarcastic:
Thats the response i suspected would happen. So i will leave off on reviewing thanks in case i get banned.

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Thats the response i suspected would happen. So i will leave off on reviewing thanks in case i get banned.

Well its not just VW who thinks you are well dodgy. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

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no woder the guy didnt review all of you just jumped straight down his throat already you harsh fuckers :D

You’ve got it the wrong way round - we jumped down his throat BECAUSE he hasn’t reviewed and spouted bollocks about being worried of the potential negative comments. Stop defending him. This prossie has plenty of white knights lurking, similar to you.

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Well its not just VW who thinks you are well dodgy. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Admin did he tossed the salad out.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Admin did he tossed the salad out.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Good to see, thanks to admin. :thumbsup: Well done to you for reporting Waldorf, :thumbsup: and well done to Sparta Prada who tipped me off this poster was well dodgy initially, :thumbsup: he thought they were Nervous Colin back, I then read their posts and agreed, that may not be the case as admin hasn't mentioned it but they were a troll and 1 less troll is always great to see banned.

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Good to see, thanks to admin. :thumbsup: Well done to you for reporting Waldorf, :thumbsup: and well done to Sparta Prada who tipped me off this poster was well dodgy initially, :thumbsup: he thought they were Nervous Colin back, I then read their posts and agreed, that may not be the case as admin hasn't mentioned it but they were a troll and 1 less troll is always great to see banned.

Thanks Smiths, just too much of a coincidence that Waldorf salad was referring to both Alice and Zoe Chambers, two girls Nervous Colin had reviewed. Then to see the reference (which you highlighted to me) on the regional board to another review Colin had written seems to confirm what we thought.

Thanks to VW too for putting in the first report. Unfortunately I reckon Colin will soon return in yet another guise...

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Are you still jumping to his defence now Rebecca???? Seem awfully quiet for once. I’ll accept your apology if it comes soon.

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apoligize for what? did u not see my smiley face at the end of the post :rolleyes: sometimes my humour is lost on here :( :unknown:
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apoligize for what? did u not see my smiley face at the end of the post :rolleyes: sometimes my humour is lost on here :( :unknown:
Shocked you don't report him, that's what you usually do if not touting. 

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Was about to call you a shameless tout but you use the same approach for your reviews.

She appears to provide a good service if you get to meet her.

Offline sensualencounter

apoligize for what? did u not see my smiley face at the end of the post :rolleyes: sometimes my humour is lost on here :( :unknown:

Didn’t find it very humorous to be honest when we’re calling out a trolling white knight.

Offline DouglasReynholm

It is a gushing review, isn't it. I just tell the truth, she was great. If she cancelled on me, it would have been negative. That's what this sites needs, honest reviewers.  :cool:

So who can tell me what this is about ... ?

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It is a gushing review, isn't it. I just tell the truth, she was great. If she cancelled on me, it would have been negative. That's what this sites needs, honest reviewers.  :cool:

So who can tell me what this is about ... ?

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Maybe she has broke one of AW rules, sure a few on uke have had the same thing happen in the past.

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It is a gushing review, isn't it. I just tell the truth, she was great. If she cancelled on me, it would have been negative. That's what this sites needs, honest reviewers.  :cool:


So who can tell me what this is about ... ?

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Is she as gorgeous as I imagine?