Author Topic: Brooke DD - Preston  (Read 1444 times)


6 review(s) for Brooke - DD (4 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Blackpool Rock]

Offline Blackpool Rock

Well she's been in my HL for ages and seems to descend on a few different places in the NW every so often so when she popped up in Preston I decided to see her as she has 1 positive review on here.
At the point of booking her she did have quite a few new pics in a free gallery which swayed my mind to see her as she looked top class but they seem to have disappeared.

I'm just a bit disappointed and underwhelmed by the whole thing really, where to start.
Comms were fine, initially by a call and then texts once I got to the hotel.
Once in the room she was friendly enough and looked OK from the other side of the room however the curtains were making the room quite dark.
Sorted the money and undressed then onto the bed and I was able to get a better look at her -
Looks like she uses quite a lot of fake tan but to the point where her pores must be permanently clogged giving her skin an almost dirty look, i'm not saying she wasn't clean but there was no vibrancy or sparkle to her and she had quite a few blemishes too, in summary her skin didn't look at all "healthy".
She isn't particularly tall and doesn't state her height or dress size on her profile, the other review indicates a size 10 and does say she isn't "toned", i've also read a theory that she may have done weights or body building type exercise in the past and that she is quite "thick set".
I can handle a size 10 even if the girl isn't particularly toned but i'd say she is more like a size 12 and would agree she is thick set and not at all toned.
Overall a disappointment from the stunner that I was expecting having viewed her previous pics.

Started with a bit of kissing including tongues briefly which then rapidly disappeared so moved onto OWO which wasn't anything special and didn't really do much to get me fully hard. What didn't help was that I couldn't stop looking at where her hair extensions were joined plus the extensions kept tickling my stomach but they felt really coarse like frayed binder cord or rope, stupid but it just helped put me off.
She suggested sex quite quickly and I agreed but I was sure that i'd read on here that she had a pierced labia and i'm a real fan of vaginal piercings so intended to get my head down for a good while in the build up to sex.
Her labia may have previously been pierced but it isn't now however she is pierced just above her clit / hood area which is fine with me so head down paying attention to the piercing for a minute or so.
I then move down a bit further however she tastes a bit bitter and I pick up a bit of a whiff, nothing horrendous but it's a no no for me and an instant passion killer, so much for my planned 10 minutes of giving her oral.
On with the condom and I ask her to lie on her back which she does, at this point the lack of her body tone becomes apparent as her skin is sagging down at the back of her legs etc, i'm not saying layers of fat as I wouldn't describe her at all as fat but again more likely someone who may have previously been a bit bigger so the skin isn't tight.
Unfortunately this does nothing for my libido but I get hard and go to penetrate her but she seems to have sunk into the bed or her arse is sticking down into the bed meaning the angle isn't right and i start to lose it.
I'm now trying to wank myself hard again and getting a few negative cues from her, nothing OTT but a few sighs and covering her face while looking away etc which doesn't really help.
Eventually i'm hard again and manage to penetrate her so decide not to try anything like legs over shoulders as i'm not sure she is flexible enough anyway so i just pump away and concentrate on making sure i shoot my load ASAP while I still can, again I look at her forehead and think "unhealthy looking skin".
Clean up and i'm out of the room in 20-22 minutes, i'm not criticising her on the time as that was my call to P&D then get out, drove home and just felt dirty so jumped in the shower.

The notes I made immediately after the punt had this as a Neutral / Negative but I need to decide one or the other so I was thinking it was a low Neutral from me as a Negative may be a bit harsh however on reading it back before posting all i'm thinking is Negative as there isn't much to drag it up really.
Sometimes hard to know how to rate a girl as i've punted Neutrals that i'd punt again but i'll not be tempted to see Brooke again which also suggests a Negative however YMMV but i'd say her pics definitely flatter her             

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Offline freeze44

Thanks for this and really helpful info. Had looked at this one previously and not sure about her but this confirmed my reservations.

Know AW feedback of limited use but one thing try to is look who giving it an whenever I see feedback on AW from a bloke called 'soderburg' it puts me off as he always raves about each wg he's seen and is totally OTT and is a red flag for me.

Hope you have better luck next time pal.

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Offline lewisjones23

Thanks for this and really helpful info. Had looked at this one previously and not sure about her but this confirmed my reservations.

Know AW feedback of limited use but one thing try to is look who giving it an whenever I see feedback on AW from a bloke called 'soderburg' it puts me off as he always raves about each wg he's seen and is totally OTT and is a red flag for me.

Hope you have better luck next time pal.

Funnily enough I do something similar but with reports on here from one member

Quite effective at filtering out the next punt

Offline BP

You got exactly what I would have expected from her profile to be honest

Sure.... worth a punt in case you get the 1 in 50 who may actually give good service
but.....huge disappointment as you MUST have expected

Thanks for the review, seriously.

If I'd have woken up on Sunday and saw that profile I'd be there like a shot...but now I know a wank will be better

Oh for fucks sake....girls...its really not hard to make a fucking fortune....

I'm thinking we could do with a school for pro$$ies in Lancashire

disclaimer: posting pissed

Online Heph

Oh for fucks sake....girls...its really not hard to make a fucking fortune....

I'm thinking we could do with a school for pro$$ies

disclaimer: posting pissed

A sound proposal nonetheless.

« Last Edit: September 13, 2018, 01:54:28 am by Heph »

Offline Blackpool Rock

You got exactly what I would have expected from her profile to be honest

Sure.... worth a punt in case you get the 1 in 50 who may actually give good service
but.....huge disappointment as you MUST have expected
She had been in my HL for quite a while and I previously had reservations which is why I hadn't booked her.
What swayed it was the new pics she posted which made her look amazing and took away any doubt, they have been taken down now however they gave a really good impression of her that wasn't matched in the flesh

Offline Blackpool Rock

Thanks for this and really helpful info. Had looked at this one previously and not sure about her but this confirmed my reservations.

Know AW feedback of limited use but one thing try to is look who giving it an whenever I see feedback on AW from a bloke called 'soderburg' it puts me off as he always raves about each wg he's seen and is totally OTT and is a red flag for me.

Hope you have better luck next time pal.

Funnily enough I do something similar but with reports on here from one member

Quite effective at filtering out the next punt

It's actually quite a good point and yes occasionally you do notice another punters AW or UKP profile that strikes a chord as you realise they tend to like the same type of girls as you do so their feedback is like golddust.
Additionally as pointed out there are other posters who rave about girls that I wouldn't touch with a barge pole so their positive comments are pretty much put to one side however it takes a bit of time to realise who is who and who appears to be easily pleased

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Thank you for the review BR. Out of the Hotlist and back into the Blacklist she goes (despite the very enticing photos).

Offline PussyLover789

Her profile now says Sheffield, but thanx for the review,into my blacklist she goes  :thumbsdown:

Offline p3ngu1n


I then move down a bit further however she tastes a bit bitter and I pick up a bit of a whiff, nothing horrendous but it's a no no for me and an instant passion killer, so much for my planned 10 minutes of giving her oral.


Clearly didn't bother to clean herself properly then - pet hate of mine this  :dash: That alone is worthy of a red all day long

Needless to say, she won't be seeing any of my hard earned :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: September 14, 2018, 10:16:54 pm by p3ngu1n »

Offline p3ngu1n

drove home and just felt dirty so jumped in the shower.

I know this feeling - never a good sign!

Offline Blackpool Rock

I know this feeling - never a good sign!
Quote from: Blackpool Rock on September 12, 2018, 08:21:44 pm
drove home and just felt dirty so jumped in the shower.

I know this feeling - never a good sign!

Yeah it's weird as sometimes if I have a good punt and don't shower after i'm happy to go home and simply not bother until the next morning but sometimes you just feel like you have to have a good scrub