Author Topic: beauty-mexican-4you - Birmingham incall - Just crap  (Read 2152 times)


5 review(s) for SweetMEXICAN (2 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Poundboundround

I much prefer olive skin tone and brunette in comparison to everything else so saw this "beauty" and thought why not? Sometimes it's best to listen to your doubts and wank for clarity...

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Communication: All done via text but I suspect it is managed by someone else as I heard her reporting to someone on the line whilst I was leaving.

Location: Nice apartment block close to Five ways, easy access just at the end of Broadstreet.

Looks: I would say it's her but heavily photoshopped and probably should ask her for tips on this because I could make a career out of it, if I had her talent at it. Most likely pushing mid 40s to early 50s. Big belly covered with scars showing she had kids, fake boobs and a massive gap in between her front teeth.

Services: Arrived at the apartment, very discreet barely anyone else around. She opened the door and inside it was pitch black, all shades and only a lamp to illuminate what I could see was an overweight middle-aged letdown.   :(
She smiled and I could see a big gap almost like staring into the abyss with gravity so strong light can't escape, should of walked. Barely any semblance to the photos in her profile and I just though fuck it I'm here now might as well get it over and done with.
Asked for 15 mins and requested to freshen up was denied. Stripped off and she lubed up her hand for the saddest handjob in history, didn't think about kissing. She pulled her top down to reveal her tits. Put my hand over her boobs and was yelled at to go gentle, didn't even squeeze yet and again screamed at to not go too hard...? :wackogirl:
Anyway got hard and asked for rubber, she went on top, only still with the dress she had on not to reveal her belly thank god! :angelgirl: Holy shit her labia were massive could probably swallow me up from the legs upwards wtf! The more this went on the more turned off I had gotten, ask her to turn around for doggy I was semi then but had to soldier on managed to finish in then end and somehow managed to feel as though I had been violated. :vomit:

Summary: Thought I found a hot latina, instead got an old minger with poor attitude and crappy service. AVOID


Offline houseboot

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Not a petite 28 year old then?

Offline nigel4498

She is in Southampton today.
Lucky I checked here first as was ready to ring and arrange a punt.
Thank god for UKP

Offline mike61

I much prefer olive skin tone and brunette in comparison to everything else so saw this "beauty" and thought why not? Sometimes it's best to listen to your doubts and wank for clarity...

External Link/Members Only

Communication: All done via text but I suspect it is managed by someone else as I heard her reporting to someone on the line whilst I was leaving.

Location: Nice apartment block close to Five ways, easy access just at the end of Broadstreet.

Looks: I would say it's her but heavily photoshopped and probably should ask her for tips on this because I could make a career out of it, if I had her talent at it. Most likely pushing mid 40s to early 50s. Big belly covered with scars showing she had kids, fake boobs and a massive gap in between her front teeth.

Services: Arrived at the apartment, very discreet barely anyone else around. She opened the door and inside it was pitch black, all shades and only a lamp to illuminate what I could see was an overweight middle-aged letdown.   :(
She smiled and I could see a big gap almost like staring into the abyss with gravity so strong light can't escape, should of walked. Barely any semblance to the photos in her profile and I just though fuck it I'm here now might as well get it over and done with.
Asked for 15 mins and requested to freshen up was denied. Stripped off and she lubed up her hand for the saddest handjob in history, didn't think about kissing. She pulled her top down to reveal her tits. Put my hand over her boobs and was yelled at to go gentle, didn't even squeeze yet and again screamed at to not go too hard...? :wackogirl:
Anyway got hard and asked for rubber, she went on top, only still with the dress she had on not to reveal her belly thank god! :angelgirl: Holy shit her labia were massive could probably swallow me up from the legs upwards wtf! The more this went on the more turned off I had gotten, ask her to turn around for doggy I was semi then but had to soldier on managed to finish in then end and somehow managed to feel as though I had been violated. :vomit:

Summary: Thought I found a hot latina, instead got an old minger with poor attitude and crappy service. AVOID
Hard luck Pound.  She states in her profile she is only for solvent men, maybe that means ones who have been sniffing glue. Maybe she may improve a little if you are high enough.

Offline suttonporksword

"Big belly covered with scars showing she had kids, fake boobs and a massive gap in between her front teeth." It's funny as this is how I picture the first love of my life looks now....