Author Topic: Siana - Edinburgh - Short notice  (Read 3876 times)


16 review(s) for Siana. (14 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Matrix]

Offline craigshardcock

Called up Siana after a late evening email to see if she would be available - (Around 11.45pm) - as someone else didn't appear (annoyingly).
On her Edinburgh tour

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Very accommodating, arrived at 1am for 1 hour in my hotel, got paperwork out of the way, awesome body. Simply dressed, but it was 1am!!
Looks - lovely slim body, face didn't hugely float my boat, but what the heck, it was my first ebony! - 7/10
BJ - fantastic - and as another reviewer said - seriously enjoys suction.
69 - again, awesome tasting pussy, and pins you down quite well! :D
Pussy was tighter than a ducks, especially for my fat cock, so it was a take it easy whilst doggy style and missionary and her on top.
She did keep complaining that she should have brought bigger condoms, but still had some damned good fun for the hour..
Including her squirting, which was pretty awesome. (doesn't say this in profile - but yup - hit the right spot and she will squirt)
Plus, I'm not saying she was clock watching in anyway shape or form, but.... it must have been around 10mins before the 1hr up, and she asked me where would I like to finish.
Duly popped all over her tits.
She then proceeded to help herself to the shower and thereafter called her taxi back home.

All in all, a damned good punt, 8.5/10
First review, hopefully all good

Offline DickDiver

Called up Siana after a late evening email to see if she would be available - (Around 11.45pm) - as someone else didn't appear (annoyingly).
On her Edinburgh tour

Siana. : External Link/Members Only

First review, hopefully all good

I'm gonna give you a hot tip (phnar) first post, first review chap.

We don't need to hear about your cock. Not whether it is fat, or thick, or long, or tidy.  That makes you a legend for the one handed review readers on AW.

Here all we require is the lady's looks and body, service and attitude, location and price.

Looking forward to your next one.

Offline Uncle Buck


We don't need to hear about your cock.

Here all we require is the lady's looks and body, service and attitude, location and price.


+1

You’re reviewing the SP and most definitely not reviewing the perceived pros and cons of your knob.

UB

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Offline Lothian83

Christ, some of you guys are more crabbit than a woman!! If the mention of someone's cock flusters or annoys you, I'd hate to see you properly annoyed..

Offline DickDiver

Christ, some of you guys are more crabbit than a woman!! If the mention of someone's cock flusters or annoys you, I'd hate to see you properly annoyed..

Who said it annoyed us? It's irrelevant to a review how big/hard/girthsome your cock is or whether you are retired pornstar or professional gigolo.

If you wanna read about cocks I'm sure there is plenty of bad amateur porn fiction out there to wet your whistle.

moosehead69

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The bisexual inclined may well find it titlating!

Offline Lothian83

Who said it annoyed us? It's irrelevant to a review how big/hard/girthsome your cock is or whether you are retired pornstar or professional gigolo.

If you wanna read about cocks I'm sure there is plenty of bad amateur porn fiction out there to wet your whistle.

Who said I wanna read about cock? I just glossed over that without bothering to comment on it. And if it didn't annoy you, why pull the guy up about it??

Offline DickDiver

Who said I wanna read about cock? I just glossed over that without bothering to comment on it. And if it didn't annoy you, why pull the guy up about it??

Why are you getting your panties in a twist over it? You seem obsessed.

Rimdog

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I just glossed over that without bothering to comment on it. And if it didn't annoy you, why pull the guy up about it??

Thats why you would still be reading about cock story’s in reviews to come, I think you’ll find he’s  being more helpful  rather than annoyed.

It’s only a bit of constructive criticism.

Offline DickDiver

Thats why you would still be reading about cock story’s in reviews to come, I think you’ll find he’s  being more helpful  rather than annoyed.

It’s only a bit of constructive criticism.

Exactly!

If you want to buy a kettle on Amazon and all the reviews are about the quality of water that they used when making their fine cup of tea with it, then you'd assume they were touting water and you'd find out little about the kettle you were interested in.

Reviews by well hung pornstars tend to be self indulgent and low quality. If they are the kind of reviews we want then gloss over them and get the reviews you deserve. If not, give feedback and be part of improving the quality of the site.

Offline Lothian83


Walkthewalk

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Christ, some of you guys are more crabbit than a woman!! If the mention of someone's cock flusters or annoys you, I'd hate to see you properly annoyed..
+1  small cock syndrome.

Stegroid

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+1  small cock syndrome.

Your wrong mate, unless it’s her cock, nobody gives a shit apart from minority like yourself. In other words best not to hear about punters cocks in detail, period.

He only has what we all have

Offline suckmyglock

Thanks for the good review. I gave her a positive as well and hope to see her again when back.

Not sure why some of the members here are fixated by your cock

Stegroid

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Thanks for the good review. I gave her a positive as well and hope to see her again when back.

Not sure why some of the members here are fixated by your cock

 Arent you? It’s fat and also teaching pros new things they never new they could do.

Point being, if you use this site to blow smoke up your own ass in any form, it won’t go without comment.

Offline CeeJay

Who said it annoyed us? It's irrelevant to a review how big/hard/girthsome your cock is

So's having to scroll through a thread hijacked by constant nit picking