Very Naughty Amy Greenford

[TDAF79]

Sup Chaps

First ever pint, first ever review so be gentle. As with most first time punters I did extensive research which ended up all falling through. As a last minute search Amy ticked the big tit/geographically convenient box. Did a search on here but couldn't find owt so potentially this is a toftt.

Comms were very straightforward, text and organised within 15 mins. Not handled by her I think. Turned up in the outskirts of Greenford in a grim block of flats above some even grimmer shops. She called to give directions but had to hand the phone to someone who could speak good English. Warning flag there.

The flat was easy to find but the room was small and dingy. No mirrors and a bed whih squeaked like a mother fucker. She just stood there in silence whilst I undressed and dumped my clothes on the floor. Not exactly a turn on.

Physically I didn't fancy her. She's not ugly but no more than a 5/10. Heavier than the photos suggest with a belly though her arse is pretty decent and tits  are ace. Ds at least and sit up nicely. Natural too. I let my love for jugs override my good sense and continued.

Throughout there was almost zero chat and I had to instigate everything. Kissing was poor, not DFK and she smokes. No eye contact at any point either but as I didn't fancy her I didn't care.

Only did half an hour so had an average bj with condom follow by a few positions that again I instigated. She moaned in the right places but just didn't work for me. All in all very disappointing and almost enough to put me off going again.

Oh and she's not British as her profile implied. 99% sure she's Brazilian.


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[TDAF79]

First ever pint?! That ain't right. That's what you get trying to write on the sly with people next to you on the tube!

To flesh it out.

It is the girl in the pics but, as ever, very misleading.
Comms 8/10 helped by her having no bookings that day.
Flat 2/10 grim block, pokey room, no mirror (I like multiple angles..)
Face 5/10
Body 5/10 Size 14 I'd say. 5'4. Big legs, nice bum, good jugs.
Service 2/10 Incredibly vanilla. OW despite my protestations. No chat, eye contact, initiative. BJ not deep and believe me, I ain't hard to handle...
I paid for an hour but left after 35 mins. Couldn't be added with round 2, just no connection. If a bored Brazilian with big tits but not a lot else is your thing then go nuts!

As I said, not a great first impression into punting but hey ho. My will power ain't that great so I'll probably weaken again.

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[KPL]

Thank you for the review OP, I was seriously considering to book her today - didn't expect a previous review as she has just popped up in SW15. So good work that you posted on your first punt, a lot of WG move around and you saved me both cash and same shit experience.