alisha-massage, Wokingham

[Cupid Stuntz]

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Easy to find detached property with ample parking space on the private front drive. Located close to junction 10 of the M4 approx 10 mins (max) away. Excellent comms instigated with a phone call (sexy voice) then texts and finally another call for the house number.

Alisha opened the door wearing a bath robe and asked me to remove my shoes before entering. Not sure if she'd seen the mud splattered 4x4 as I parked up or whether all clients are asked to do this? Was shown into the massage room which is large, clean and very well lit by natural light. Asked to use the Loo which was downstairs and after I'd 'freshened up' went back to the massage room to find Alisha getting undressed. In fact she'd got her sexy black underwear off before I'd even started Wow what a body and a magnificent pair of boobs.

Laid on the comfy, clean table and she started the massage using copious amounts of lovely smelling oil. She used her hands and boobs to great effect all over my body and in no time was playing with my tackle whilst I arched upwards to allow her easier access and enjoyed the feel of  those great boobs rubbing themselves over me. Alisha is a chatty Lady and speaks very good English.

The oil was wiped off my back and I turned over to fully enjoy Alishas funbags. They were pushed over and into my face while her hands wandered all over my front but mostly caressing and fondling my cock n balls. Boobs are definitely real and are a lovely handful. Alisha then went to work properly with the hand job applying a lot of oil eventually bringing me to an awesome climax. I was then cleaned up ready to get dressed again . It's a real shame Alisha only does half hour sessions I did ask when booking about an hour but nope only half an hour.

All in all the best vfm massage and relief I've ever had. No fannying around like you get in a rub n tug joint where the topless / HR / B2B is only performed in the last 10 mins or so. As per usual a masseuse of this calibre isn't local to me, over a 2hr drive away. However I know who my #1 go to for sexual relief will be in the future when travelling up to London. Tis only a very short detour from the M3 across to Alisha and then straight on to the M4 and into London. Avoiding the M25 too. Bonus .

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[Muff licker]

Hi Cupid

Was she naked during the massage and if so could you touch or lick her snatch?

[lewishamguy]

Good review OP. Indeed she's VFM and the b2b massage is probably the best I've experienced as ever.

[pagal_admii]

Good review OP. Indeed she's VFM and the b2b massage is probably the best I've experienced as ever.

Second that....shame she has moved away from Pinner and no longer does 1hr bookings......

[switftjake]

Hi Cupid

Was she naked during the massage and if so could you touch or lick her snatch?

Touch yes. Don’t know about licking. Doesn’t do kissing. My experience almost identical to OP. Nice safe easy punt.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Hi Cupid

Was she naked during the massage and if so could you touch or lick her snatch?

Hi ML.

Yep she was naked but I didn't try to do anything below the belt. Tbh it would have been difficult even if I'd wanted to as Alisha is so full on once you are turned over. Grinding her body over you, waving those luscious boobs around and in your face plus fondling / wanking you off along with rubbing her tits over your cock and nether regions. A seriously full on experience. Now I'm au fait with her MO when (hopefully) I'm up that way solo and can call in for round 2 I'll be a bit more fore prepared.

Would love to get Alisha on her back with my cock between her boobs. Mmmmm. As Swifty said no kissing which I had asked about (apart from her boobs, those Alisha stuffs in your face for your attention). Almost non existant nipples from what I remember, certainly not coat peg jobs!

After I'd posted the review I saw there was (surprisingly) a negative too so the whole thread got read. Someone mentioned they wouldn't mess with her or words to that effect. Alisha was very friendly, chatty and nice for the whole half hour but rubbed up the wrong way I reckon she'd be a formidable opponent. Just the bossy sort of way she said off with my shoes and I'd put my bag down to close to the door and was asked (told) to move it. She wasn't nasty or rude but gave the impression that she wouldn't take any shit!! She wouldn't look out of place all done up in Dominatrix kit with you as a slave on all fours with a dog collar on!!

Pleased you others received the same treatment and came away happy chappies too. Here's to the next trip to London . Cheers.

[switftjake]

I saw there was (surprisingly) a negative too so the whole thread got read. Someone mentioned they wouldn't mess with her or words to that effect. Alisha was very friendly, chatty and nice for the whole half hour but rubbed up the wrong way I reckon she'd be a formidable opponent.

Personally I didn’t get that vibe at all and I can only assume the guy saw someone different as his description of her is so far off what I saw, it can possibly be same person. Size 16/18 obese??? I like curvy, but I’m not going to let my lithe form be squished by an elephant. I’m too fragile!!

And the photos above are accurate. If that’s obese.... then I’ve had women’s sizes wrong for all my life.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Personally I didn’t get that vibe at all and I can only assume the guy saw someone different as his description of her is so far off what I saw, it can possibly be same person. Size 16/18 obese??? I like curvy, but I’m not going to let my lithe form be squished by an elephant. I’m too fragile!!

And the photos above are accurate. If that’s obese.... then I’ve had women’s sizes wrong for all my life.

Agree, I didn't get a bad vibe from Alisha what so ever. What I meant was I feel sure she is no shrinking violet and that if someone gave her grief or hassle (like matey did) she would give as good as she was getting if not better. Also agree with Alishas size too she's definitely not obese and the photos are a good indication of what she's like in the flesh. I think the OP of that thread must like stick insect thin Ladies. I've found if you want a nice pair of natural Boobs then you have to accept their owner will have a few extra lbs / be a larger built too. Very slim Girls with natural boobs are quite a rarity and I'll always go for natural over false even though I prefer slim Ladies.

[44ster]

Just bumping this one. How far from Wokingham town centre is Alish's place? Accessible by public transport?

[mrsuperstar]

Its a fair walk from the station, plenty of buses head down the london road though so i cant imagine public transport would be a problem

[44ster]

Its a fair walk from the station, plenty of buses head down the london road though so i cant imagine public transport would be a problem

Thanks Mr S. May give her a try.

[c60]

She's well worth it for the money but I always feel 30 mins isn't enough

Just a personal thing thugh

[switftjake]

She's well worth it for the money but I always feel 30 mins isn't enough

Just a personal thing thugh

You know what I’m going to say.... review please. But yes she’s a great short punt and always a hefty climax

[webpunter]

70 for half hour on AW usually translates to 120-130 for the hour. Which isn't available
This is pushing the boundaries on massage stuff
She does give an amazing tit-wank
No clock watching - i was there maybe 40 mins in all

She's well worth it for the money but I always feel 30 mins isn't enough

Just a personal thing thugh

[switftjake]

70 for half hour on AW usually translates to 120-130 for the hour. Which isn't available
This is pushing the boundaries on massage stuff
She does give an amazing tit-wank
No clock watching - i was there maybe 40 mins in all

When did it go up to 70? I’ve paid 60 so far. And yes the tw ending is superb

[webpunter]

No idea

When did it go up to 70? I’ve paid 60 so far

When it gets to 70 for 1/2hr this makes me think of other massage burds who charge 80 to a ton for the hour

[44ster]

Looks like she's offering 60 minute appointments now 

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[c60]

That's great news - always wanted an hour from her

120 is steep mind. 100 usually my upper limit for 1hr massages

[44ster]

Agreed, it is steep if all you're getting is B2B & a tit wank.

[webpunter]

Pricing i usually go for [edit:  for an hour]

80 sheets
20 xtra for OWO [if available]

120 usually means a stunner, full on B2B & OWO on the menu

When i visited the massage was on a table [not the dining one  ]

Not so 'interactive' especially on B2B

A firm mattress is much better & a futon on the floor is even better than that 

She does give a glorious tit-wank, no clock watching & at 60 its tempting.  When it hit 70 then its like pay an extra tenner & get an hour elsewhere

[webpunter]

I might ponder this burd @ a ton twenty for the hour on massage
When she's in Colnbrook area
She looks FAF & i luurve brazilians
The WSWS question becomes will this include OWO ?
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Edit:  reading the linked reviews OWO is +20 so the answer will be no

[Silver Birch]

She does give a glorious tit-wank, no clock watching & at 60 its tempting.  When it hit 70 then its like pay an extra tenner & get an hour elsewhere

I've seen Alisha on a few occasions and it has always been really very good. I asked about an hour a few times because that is what I prefer, but she only ever did 30 mins, so the 1 hour is new.

The last couple of visits I noticed I was back on the street exactly 30 mins after I arrived, including my post punt shower, so felt I wasn't getting much more than 20 minutes on the table. This deterred me from returning in recent times and now she is £70/30 mins, that's a definite No from me. As for £120/hr for a massage with HE 

Shame, because she gives a decent massage, a intense finish (every time) & is a nice person.

[Yellowman1]

She’s really overpriced at £120 for the hour. Iv seen her many times as she is good and last year I actually did an hour meet with her. Not something she advertises but I was a regular and she agreed.
She did it for £90 which I would say is about the right price especially as she said only allowed to cum once.

[switftjake]

I noticed I was back on the street exactly 30 mins after I arrived, including my post punt shower, so felt I wasn't getting much more than 20 minutes on the table

Wow that bad. she always did 30 mi massage with me and allowed 1 shower outside of that time. I sometime had 2 showed so 1 was in the time and the other out

Since price hike Ive not been back and £120 for 1 hr massage is ludicrous!!

£80 to 90 is the norm

[webpunter]

+1
The one hour comprises 1/2hr 'full body relaxing massage' [waste of time bollox & i'm likely to doze off if no action + littleWP loses interest] & then 1/2hr fun stuff.  Not good VFM IMO
I could stretch to 90 for the hour as you did.  As such impressive TW skills / rack but i would de disappointed if i had to wait until the 2nd half for the R&T to start

As an alternative & not a million miles away, Roxette Hot also has a very impressive rack & is a ton ten for the hour.  TWs are on the menu as is FS

Alisha's assets & TW capabilities make the previous price at 60 very tempting.  But not @ the new rate tariff
The only potential good news is that it should be easier to make a booking

She’s really overpriced at £120 for the hour. Iv seen her many times as she is good and last year I actually did an hour meet with her. Not something she advertises but I was a regular and she agreed.
She did it for £90 which I would say is about the right price especially as she said only allowed to cum once.

[Yellowman1]

When I did it I spent the first half massaging her which to be fair was quite fun and lead to her being more in to my turn she was open to more and was turned on which was good. Kissing and fingering was allowed but got the impression after she felt guilty about it because she’s married.
Didn’t review that at the time because I don’t know if that’s a regular accurance for her and I know she looks at this site. With the price hike I won’t be going again so doesn’t matter now.