Busty-Mature Glasgow

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£80 per 30 mins.

Carmen has been on AW for quite a while but somehow screwed up her old profile and has created a new one that at the time of writing had 9 positive feedbacks, the old one had a hundred plus.

Saw Carmen last month. It was probably my 3rd or 4th visit but first since joining UKP.

Excellent comms by text takes you to her south of the river flat.

She's Brazilian and quite a big made girl. 'Clyde-built' springs to mind. Great pair of tits. She's actually got very good chat and an infectious laugh. Think Rustie Lee. For those too young to remember she was a cook back in the early days of breakfast telly.

Got undressed and started with some DFK and fingering then on to OWO, her speciality. Balls-deep sucking. On with the cover and then a bit of doggy before CIM to finish. Really good.

I will definitely re-visit.

[Happyjose]

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[David1970]

Did you try anal, do you know if it is extra and how much?

[Jock D]

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She's Brazilian and quite a big made girl. 'Clyde-built' springs to mind.

Don't know if you're alluding to the fact, or completely unaware...but there have been strong rumours that...She used to be a He.

[David1970]

Don't know if you're alluding to the fact, or completely unaware...but there have been strong rumours that...She used to be a He.

Jock now you say that and I look at her photos I can see where people are coming from.

[Cash up front]

She is definitely a SHE. No anal tried. Believe it's an extra in a half hour punt - included in a one hour session.

[Uncle Buck]

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'Clyde-built' springs to mind. She's actually got very good chat and an infectious laugh. Think Rustie Lee. For those too young to remember she was a cook back in the early days of breakfast telly.

These words alone make it an easy decision for me. I’m out!

UB

[Harrymetsally]

She does look a bit blokey..were her tits enhanced?

[Cash up front]

Nope. Natural.

[Jock D]

Nope. Natural.

  Can understand you being in denial...but now you're just being ridiculous.

[Astarter]

Can understand you being in denial...but now you're just being ridiculous.

Those tits aint real that's for sure. Picture two on free gallery I can clearly see the bulge from implant on left boob. If tv's are your thing that's fine but for me
I wouldn't go near Carman.

[Happyjose]

Those tits aint real that's for sure. Picture two on free gallery I can clearly see the bulge from implant on left boob. If tv's are your thing that's fine but for me
I wouldn't go near Carman.

Subtle 

[Harrymetsally]

Those tits aint real that's for sure. Picture two on free gallery I can clearly see the bulge from implant on left boob. If tv's are your thing that's fine but for me
I wouldn't go near Carman.

It does look a bit like that, hence why I asked.

[Cash up front]

Nothing to do with in being in denial, Jock, just couldn't remember. They were certainly a handful. So I checked her on AW and twice in the first three lines of her profile she mentions 'natural' breasts. I took this as being the truth, so hence my reply. It would be good to read another review from someone else who has actually seen Carmen. Must be someone out there......

[Astarter]

Nothing to do with in being in denial, Jock, just couldn't remember. They were certainly a handful. So I checked her on AW and twice in the first three lines of her profile she mentions 'natural' breasts. I took this as being the truth, so hence my reply. It would be good to read another review from someone else who has actually seen Carmen. Must be someone out there......

Type 896715 in the search function on ukp. Has a few good reviews but also apparently used to tour with a pre-op TS and has had "pussy" surgically narrowed.

[Cash up front]

Thanks,  Alex. Some interesting reviews.

[oldgeezer]

If this is the same escort i seen about 2yrs ago who worked out of aberdeen she was all woman . The only problem i had she liked a drink and it was a overnight ended up taking her home after 3hrs.

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ME thinks SHE is a SHE
If it turns out SHE was a HE
Then that's a first for ME
HE HE, HE HE, HE HE.

[ThrustMaster]

She is definitely a SHE.

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[Cash up front]

Go and give her a punt, TM, and let us know what you think.

[Clattypats]

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If ever I've seen a pic of a guy...That is it!..

[Cash up front]

Well, me and the old geezer have been there and think otherwise. Mind you it's not the most feminine of photos.....

[Clattypats]

Well, me and the old geezer have been there and think otherwise. Mind you it's not the most feminine of photos.....

nae offence intended  ...I don't really care, as I have no intention of seeing...Whatever "light" that photo has been taken in...It looks,stonewall, like a guy...

[David1970]

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If she has no cock then she's pos op, and need hormones.
Face it OP you shagged a TS, I have done it, but not one that looks like Shrek.

[thecrippler]

Does look like a bloke, check out the fucking Hulk Hogan hands on him!

[DirtyDick78]

Hands like shovels!!

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Just to wrap this up from me, I contacted Carmen about some of the comments about her sexuality. She replied as follows -

"Hi love

Lol I can’t stop laughing here , no baby I born a woman , have 3 kids and 2 grandkids can prove this for you next time we meet, why you ask this now?
So I am not a man I born a lady , relax lol"

Come to visit me and i show you photo when I was pregnant from my last pregnancy, he is 23 years old now"

I think that's me off the hook - - I think....

[David1970]

Just to wrap this up from me, I contacted Carmen about some of the comments about her sexuality. She replied as follows -

"Hi love

Lol I can’t stop laughing here , no baby I born a woman , have 3 kids and 2 grandkids can prove this for you next time we meet, why you ask this now?
So I am not a man I born a lady , relax lol"

Come to visit me and i show you photo when I was pregnant from my last pregnancy, he is 23 years old now"

I think that's me off the hook - - I think....

He would say that wouldn't he.

[Jock D]

Just to wrap this up from me, I contacted Carmen about some of the comments about her sexuality. She replied as follows -

"Hi love

Lol I can’t stop laughing here , no baby I born a woman , have 3 kids and 2 grandkids can prove this for you next time we meet, why you ask this now?
So I am not a man I born a lady , relax lol"

Come to visit me and i show you photo when I was pregnant from my last pregnancy, he is 23 years old now"

I think that's me off the hook - - I think....

I thought you were taking the truth of the matter with good grace & humour...e.g. your wee limerick...but you're now just scrambling for relevance...should have quit while you were ahead.

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Just confirming the truth - which I always knew - Jock! Last word SHE is a SHE.

[David1970]

Just confirming the truth - which I always knew - Jock! Last word HE is a SHE.

What ever you say

[allypally]

He's a bricklayer on my building site...

[ThrustMaster]

Just confirming the truth - which I always knew - Jock! Last word SHE is a SHE.

 

You just can't handle the truth!

[Cash up front]

You just can't post a review!

[David1970]

Just to wrap this up from me, I contacted Carmen about some of the comments about her sexuality. She replied as follows -

"Hi love

Lol I can’t stop laughing here , no baby I born a woman , have 3 kids and 2 grandkids can prove this for you next time we meet, why you ask this now?
So I am not a man I born a lady , relax lol"

Come to visit me and i show you photo when I was pregnant from my last pregnancy, he is 23 years old now"

I think that's me off the hook - - I think....

Basics mate, you have fucked post-op TS, just accept it, not everyone's thing.

[ThrustMaster]

You just can't post a review!

Correct, my punting days are now behind me due to cancer but your reviews are worthless because you can't spot a man.

[Clattypats]

You just can't post a review!

It's a guy...And he'll show you a pic of his sister from 23 years ago... :

[Don Quixote]

Oh fuck. I wondered why the strap-on she used on me was ultra realistic.

[Cash up front]

This is all getting a bit silly and tiresome. All the comments about Carmen being born a man have been made by punters based on her photos. You are welcome to your opinion, of course, but really for an informed, fact-based view why don't you pay the lady a visit? Dare? Some of you will never do so but heh there may be a few curious chappies amongst you. Carpe diem as they say in Latin land.

[Clattypats]

You are welcome to your opinion, of course, but really for an informed, fact-based view why don't you pay the Laddie a visit?

I'll pass, but thanks anyway...

[Don Quixote]

Joking aside, I have actually met her and didn't have any suspicions that she was a post-op TS. She's a big lass admittedly, but still quite feminine. Her pussy felt/tasted perfectly normal to me. I did a 'review' of her, but it's part of a single post containing a number of other 'reviews'. If you are so minded, you can dig around my early posts to find it.